The following morning, Satsuki was seen still sleeping in her bed. Junketsu was also seen doing the same. However, their slumber was immediately interrupted when they heard someone knocking at their door.

"Satsuki. Time to get up." Mr. Matoi politely shouted on the other side of the door. This ended up waking Junketsu up but not Satsuki.

Junketsu then got off the desk he was sleeping on and slithered onto Satuski's bed, which he then shook her shoulders in an attempt to wake her up.

"Wake up, Satsuki Matoi. Wake up!" he shouted as he continued his attempt to wake Satsuki up.

Satsuki then slowly opened her eyes and saw Junketsu sitting on top of her, looking fairly concerned.

"What time is it?" Satsuki asked Junketsu as she leaned forward towards him and stretched her arms out.

"It's seven in the morning, but you don't want to oversleep and blow your chances at attending that school." Junketsu replied as he hopped off Satsuki's bed.

"Yeah." Satsuki replied back as she got off of her bed, picked Junketsu up and put him on. She then put some socks on and left her bedroom, which she was then greeted by her father. He then took a long, hard look at her school uniform like he knew what it was, but instead asked his daughter, "How was your sleep?"

"Not bad." Satsuki replied as she passed by him, walked into the kitchen and fixed herself some breakfast. "How about you, dad?"

"Better than yesterday." Isshin responded after he walked to his couch and sat on it. "Where did you find that school uniform?"

"I...ummm...bought it at a store." Satsuki chimed back after she sat next to her dad and ate a bowl of cereal.

"...I see." Isshin nodded as he turned the TV on and channel surfed to find something interesting. "So are you going to attend Honnoji Academy today?"

"Yeah." Satsuki replied as she kept eating cereal. "My friend Nonon was invited to attend too, so i'll be meeting up with her after I leave."

"Well you better get going." Isshin told his daughter after he found a news channel broadcasting the second year opening of Honnoji Academy. "Looks like it's going to be a friggin' madhouse over there."

After Satsuki put the bowl into the sink, she took a glance at the television, which made her jaw drop when she saw the massive crowd of people around her age standing outside the school as well as the assortment of news reporters covering the opening.

"See. You understand me now?" Isshin sarcastically chimed in as he saw his daughter's face turn ghost white. However, she didn't last in the living room for very long when she suddenly ran into the bathroom, brushed her teeth, ran back into her bedroom, grabbed her backpack, ran back up to her dad, gave him a hug and ran outside, which all amounted to a grand total of being done in a minute and thirty seconds. Isshin then scratched his head in shock and muttered, "Well that sure lit a fire under her butt."


Outside, Satsuki was seen running down the street, trying her hardest to get to the school in a short amount of time. However, she saw Nonon standing by, who shouted, "Slow down, Satsuki!", which made her trip and collided into her friend. Both girls then fell onto the pavement and were left unconscious for at least three minutes.

Although she seemed to have taken the blunt of the collision, Nonon was the first to regain consciousness and stood back up. Satsuki, on the other hand, was still knocked out cold, which prompted Nonon to shout at her, "Get up Satsuki, you goof!". However, this effort ended up being proved futile since Satsuki did not wake back up in spite of Nonon screaming her lungs off.

With little choice, Junketsu took control of Satsuki's left arm, raised it up, clenched its fist and clobbered her in the left cheek. The sheer force of the punch was enough to help Satsuki regain her conscious, which she then stood back up with little effort on her part.

"NANI SORE, SATSUKI!? Why couldn't you stop?" Nonon whined at her friend as she rubbed her aching forehead.

"Did you watch the news before you left?" Satsuki replied as she shook the cobwebs out of her head.

"Why would I want to watch the news, silly?" Nonon sneered as she picked up her constructor stick.

"Honnoji is going to be a flippin' madhouse when we get there!" Satsuki responded in a slightly agitated tone. "We gotta hurry the heck over there!"

"Satsuki, please calm down. This doesn't seem very...pure of you." Junketsu inquired as he felt sensed Satsuki's blood temperature rising a little.

"Oh." Satsuki whispered, which she then immediately calmed down, looked at her friend with an apologetic stare and told her, "I'm sorry Nonon. We should...umm..try to get there as quickly as possible without strangling each other."

Nonon quietly shook her head, shrugged off her friend's response and muttered, "I suppose."

Satsuki nodded back, smiling and took the lead until they approached a bus stop. A bus then pulled up, which both girls then got into it, sat down and waited as the bus filled up with more people. The bus the shut its doors and drove off to its destination.


A few minutes later, said bus reached Honnoji Academy, which, as previously shown on the television report, is swarming with both students of old and new as well as every single news channel team in Japan. Helicopters of both the news reporting and military type were also seen sporadically hovering past the school.

With the bus having stopped to a complete halt, it opened its doors, which resulted in an eruption of passengers leaving it, a sight that looked less like people leaving a bus and more like a swam of ants squeezing out of an ant hole.

In the midst of the chaos, Satsuki and Nonon tried their hardest to leave the bus, only to get stuck against the doors. Several other people also got suck, which only put some tension on the girls until they were then shout out of it like cannonballs. Luckily, both girls safely landed onto the ground, got back up and found themselves in the middle of quite possibly the craziest, most jammed pack school opening in their lives.

"What in the world did we just get ourselves into?" Satsuki stammered as she saw has to be about half of Japan's population in one place.

"This place...is really noisy, Satsuki Matoi." Junketsu groaned as he squinted his eyes, trying to block out all of the ear grating chatter and noises.

"NANI SORE!?" Nonon growled as she looked around her surroundings. "This place is obnoxiously huge for a goddamn high school!"

"What do you mean obnoxiously huge?" a news reporter stubbornly asked Nonon as he popped out of nowhere and tried to get the girls on camera. "Can you please tell me and the rest of Japan why you think Honnoji Academy, last year's number one ranking school on Earth, is obnoxiously huge? I'm sure you have a good reason to think that?"

"Nah, I don't really have any issues with the size of the school itself." Nonon replied to the reporter and got in front of the camera so she could be seen on television for others to see. "My problem is that it's just too damn loud over here this morning. This makes my ear drums cry as much as the loudness war!"

"What does the loudness war have to do with a school open, miss?" the reporter questioned her, confused about the context of her analogy.

Not taking any more of this, Satsuki stepped in front of the interviewer and informed him, "Sorry, man but I think this interview is finished.". She then shoved her right palm into the video camera's lens, pushed it away from her and rested her left arm around Nonon's shoulders as they continued navigating through the sprawling crowd of people.


"As you can see from this stunning aerial view of Honnoji Academy, students, their parents and the press alike are eagerly awaiting for the newly elected student council presidents to make their inaugural speeches and officially open the school, which is currently in its second year of operation." a reporter from another channel informed viewers as she sat in a helicopter hovering above the school. Her camera guy then zoomed further into the crowd, which showed Satuski and Nonon politely making their way through the crowd to get in a decent spot. The reporter then added, "Just look these two girls here. They sure really look like they want to be as close to the action as possible."


From a distance, Raygo was seen watching the events on scenic cliff, using gold, gaudy looking binoculars to see it all. Takiji then stopped by and asked her, "Would you like a martini, Lady Kiryuin?"

"Shaken and stirred, darling." Ragyo replied as she kept looking through the binoculars.

Although he was a little puzzled by his boss' request, he shrugged it off and left to make her martini.

Ragyo then took her cellphone up and called Mako, who was seen sitting in a darkened room alongside Ryuko, who looked really annoyed with the situation she was in.

"Hi Ragyo-sama!" Mako joyfully told Ragyo as she answered her phone with her right hand and was typing on a keyboard with her left hand. "What's up?"

"Oh hi Mako." Ragyo replied right as Takiji gave her the martini she requested. "How's my sugar cube doing?"

"You mean Ryuko-chan?" Mako asked Ragyo. "She...doesn't really seem to be in such a good mood right now?"

"Aw, My sugar cube's not happy?" Ragyo replied, sounding a little shocked. "Tell her she's getting a new Mercedes next week."

"Ryuko-chan, you mom's going to buy you a new car!" Mako shouted at her as she kept typing away.

Ryuko then turned around, stomped towards Mako and told her, "Tell my mom I refuse to go out!"

"Why, Ryuko-chan?" Mako asked her in a worried tone. "You're the school council president! You should go out and show show show yourself!"

"No. It's not happening. You deal with the damn crowd!" Ryuko sneered back as she leaned up face first against a wall with a pouty face.

"Oh come on, Ryuko-chan. That's not nice." Mako stammered in a disappointed tone. She then turned her attention back to her cellphone, told Ragyo, "Raygo-sama, i'll have to talk to you later." and hung up on her.

Ryuko then started to lightly beat her head against the wall as Mako approached her. She looked at Mako and growled, "Stay away. Don't you dare drag my ass out there!"

Much to her chagrin, Mako grabbed a hold of Ryuko's uniform, tugged on it as hard as possible and shouted, "Please please please, Ryuko-chan. You gotta show yourself! We can't have this school opening without you!"

Despite her friend's best attempts to convince her, Ryuko shoved Mako away and shouted, "Just go out there and take care of it yourself for fuck's sake!"

Although she was close to the point of shedding tears, Mako held onto her pride, turned around and stomped out of the room and found herself on the rooftop of Honnoji Academy and an audience of millions. The audience applauded her as she walked up to a podium, adjusted the microphone and told the audience, "Hi. My name is Mako Mankanshokou and...well...I can't believe it. This is my second year here and...wow...i've been appointed the role of student council vice president by Lady Kiryuin. It's crazy to go from just a student to the one calling the shots here...well...as much shots I can call as being just vice president."

Right as Mako was making her opening statement, a random attendee shouted at her, "Where is the student council school president?"

Another person then chimed in and added, "Yeah! Where is student council president Ryuko Kiryuin, vice present Mankanshokou?"

This led to the majority of the audience chanting, "We want Ryuko! We want Ryuko! We want Ryuko!", which only made Ryuko, who was still sulking in a darkened room. She clenched her fists, punched a wall and left the room. She then found herself surrounded by an audience, who, with some obvious exceptions, intensely cheered and clapped for her as soon as they caught a glimpse of her emerging out of the darkness. This managed to make Ryuko, a person who was normally regarded as a mostly bitter, unhappy trouble child in the media, smile.

She approached the podium, whispered "Please step aside, Mako." in her friend's ear and grabbed the microphone for herself. She took a good glance at the people around her, cleared her throat and told the audience, "Greetings everyone. Uh, my name is Ryuko Kiryuin. I've been elected to the role of student council president by my lovely mother Lady Ragyo Kiryuin of the Kiryuin Conglomerate. Like my friend Mako here, it's..pretty crazy to find myself go from just being a normal student at this gorgeous school to being elected student council president in it's second year of operation. I mean...wow, thank you mom for this excellent opportunity."

Ryuko then paused for a second, which made a huge chunk of the audience cheer and applaud her, all while her mother smiled and took a sip of her martini as she watched the event unfold in her eyes.

However, several individuals did not bother to applaud, which included an abnormally large, tan skinned man with long blonde hair, a blue haired, metrosexual looking guy in glasses who was fiddling with an iPad, a man with long, curly blonde hair wearing a surgical mask, who was reading a medical book and most obvious of all, Satsuki, who looked very unimpressed by Ryuko's speech.


"Can you believe this nonsense?" Satsuki told Nonon as they watched Ryuko's speech. "It's so obvious she's faking that smile, Nonon. Her act right now is completely ingenuine."

"How can you tell?" Nonon asked her friend, sounding a little confused. "She seems to be kinda honest to me."

"Nope. It's very fabricated." Satsuki disagreed as she stretched her neck and popped her knuckles. "She's about as honest as a cheating husband if you ask me."

"What did you say about President Kiryuin?" one of the attendees shouted as he took offense to what Satsuki said.

"Yeah, pal." Satsuki sarcastically replied to the disgruntled attendee. "I said President Kiryuin's speech is very fabricated."

Growing increasingly angry over what Satsuki said, the attendee clenched his fists and tried to punch her but she quickly dodged out of the way and hit him right in his stomach. He then dropped to his knees, holding his stomach as it ached in pain, looked back up at Satsuki and tried to deliver a haymaker at her. However, Satsuki spun around and smacked him in the face with her left knee, which knocked him out cold.

This brief but noticeable altercation gained some notice from Ryuko, who calmly shouted at the crowd, "Can you guys stop fighting, please?"

Satsuki, who heard Ryuko directly referring to her, turned her attention towards Ryuko and replied, "I'm sorry, Ryuko Kiryuin. Sorry that I wasn't convinced by your...oh I don't know, severe lack in sincerity in your inauguration speech."

"...excuse me?" Ryuko stammered back in response, completely blown away by the lack of respect Satsuki has in her.

"Excuse you for what? Not respecting someone who blatantly pretends to be a kindhearted person who seems to be legitimately happy with getting this position of power via the great wonders of nepotism? I apologize but your crocodile tears don't fool me, Ryuko Kiryuin." Satsuki replied, smiling over getting to call Ryuko out on her BS.

"What...the fuck did you just say, little miss blue balls?" Ryuko growled as she clenched her teeth in sheer anger. However, Uzu, who was standing not too far away from the rooftop, shouted, "Hey Ryuko! You're so sexy when you're angry!", although she was too angry to even notice he was talking to her.

"Yes, Ryuko Kiryuin. I was being crystal clear about what I said and i'll say it once again. I. Don't. Buy. Your. Flipping. Crocodile Tears. Get it?" Satsuki replied back as her grin grew steadily bigger over her satisfaction of getting Ryuko to show her true clues. "Also, for the record my name is actually Satsuki Matoi. Remember that."

"I will, bitch!" Ryuko growled as slowly walked away from Mako and the podium. This prompted Mako to run towards her friend and plea, "Don't do this, Ryuko-chan. This is not the right time to be picking a fight."

"Fuck off, Mako!" Ryuko yelled at her as she reached the edge of the rooftop. "This bitch needs to be humbled.". She then took a few steps away the edge just to get herself an extra push, ran towards the edge and jumped off the rooftop. She then landed on the ground, shoved some of the attendees out of the way, power walked towards Satsuki, took her katana out and pointed it right towards her right as she stopped, standing several inches away.

"If you utter one more damn insult, Satsuki Matoi, i'll cut your goddamn throat." Ryuko growled at her in a very stern tone.

"Before you do that, Ryuko Kiryuin, give me a few seconds." Satsuki replied in a fairly cheerful tone, which threw Ryuko off a bit. Satsuki then took her backpack off, zipped it open, reached into it and pulled out a small object that resembled the blue scissor blade she found on the streets the other day.

Confused, Ryuko turned her head, quietly laughed since she knew what Satsuki pulled out seemed to look like a bunch of nothing and looked back at her, only to find herself facing the blade of Satsuki's scissor blade, which is now back to its regular size.

"How the...how the hell did you do that?!" Ryuko stammered in confusion since she could not comprehend how she was able to make a sword change sizes.

"I honestly don't know, Ryuko Kiryuin, but I like that it can." Satsuki chimed in as she tilted the scissor blade.

"Well...that's...that's...oh who the hell gives a shit about your stupid looking sword!?" Ryuko sneered back as she got right into Satsuki's face. "All I give a shit about is cutting that stupid smile off your ugly ass manface!"

"Come on, Ryuko Kiryuin. Try that if you can." Satsuki chuckled as she dared Ryuko to attack her.

Ryuko, growing increasingly angry over Satsuki not taking her threat seriously, stepped back and raised her sword. However, she heard a voice shout out, "Ryuko, this not necessary."

This voice immediately caught Junketsu's attention, which made him mutter back, "Senketsu? Is that you?"

The sole eye on Ryuko's uniform them looked right at Satsuki's school uniform, which the voice then replied, "Junketsu? How in the world did that girl get a hold of you?"

"It's a long story." Junketsu politely told Senketsu as the girls stopped noticing each other and instead paid attention to their respective clothes. "Satsuki is a really nice person if you just get to know her though."

"Eh. I wish I could say the same about Ryuko." Senketsu replied back, disappointed about the person wearing him.

"Wait. How the heck are you able to talk to Ryuko Kiryuin's uniform?" Satsuki asked him, more interested in this development than fighting Ryuko.

"Just like how i'm able to hear what your...hold on...how the hell did you get a hold of that school uniform?!" Ryuko asked her, having noticed that Satsuki's school uniform has eyes like her own uniform.

"Why should I tell you, Ryuko Kiryuin?" Satsuki chuckled back at her. "Since you're the kind to lie about things, why should I tell you the truth about anything?"

"I'm sick of your fucking shit, Satsuki Matoi!" Ryuko screamed at her as she got into a fighting stance, which Satsuki followed suit and did the same.

Right as both girls were about to attack each other, Mako and Nonon both got in front of their respective friends. While Mako told Ryuko, "Stop it, Ryuko-chan. This is really embarrassing. You're only doing even more damage to your public reputation for god's sake!", Nonon shook her head in disappointment and told Satsuki. "This is goddamn stupid, Satsuki. You made an enemy out of Ryuko friggin' Kiryuin! How the hell am I supposed to try and convince her to make me the leader of the music club now?!"

Despite the pleas (and complaints) of their respective friends, the girls shoved them out of the way, repositioned themselves into fighting poses and smacked each other's swords. Due to sheer power of the girls, the spots on the ground they were standing on cracked and a huge force wave caused a bunch of no name attendees around the girls to be send hurdling away from them.

"Come on, Satsuki Matoi. You're no fuckin' match for master race Kiryuin genes!" Ryuko yelled at her opponent as her katana kept a firm hold against Satsuki's scissor blade.

"It doesn't matter what kind of genes you have, Ryuko Kiryuin." Satsuki replied, keeping her cool as she held her own in this dire situation. "What only matters is that you have enough will power to keep up."

Ryuko then clenched her teeth again and raised her katana up again to attack Satsuki again but right before she could strike her down, Mako shoved her cellphone right into Ryuko's face and told her, "Ryuko-chan, it's your mother."

"God fucking dammit!" Ryuko sneered, which she then put her katana down, grabbed Mako's phone and answered, "Yes, mother. What the hell do you want?"

"Oh sugar cube. This little publicity stunt your plugging is incredible." Ragyo replied, sounding very pleased with her daughter and the opening of Honnoji Academy in general. "Everybody's going to talk about this all day."

"Mom, this is not a fuckin' publicity stunt!" Ryuko yelled back at her mom. "This stupid bitch ruined my damn inauguration speech and we're only going to get bad publicity from this bullshit!"

"No no no, sugar cube." Ragyo calmly replied back. "Remember that there is no such thing as bad publicity."

"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever!" Ryuko groaned as she started to pace about. "Can at least ban this ugly bitch and her stupid pink haired friend from the school?"

"No, sugar cube." Raygo replied in a more stern tone than usual. "Let them attend classes her. They'll only make more people want to transfer here."

Although Ryuko wants to say very profane things to her mother, she resisted saying them, instead told her, "Okay mom. I understand." and hung up. She then looked back at Satsuki, pointed her katana and her and told both her and Nonon, "My mother is allowing you to attend here but if you do anything and I mean, ANYTHING to fuck with me, i'm not going to hold back. You got that?"

While Nonon nervously nodded her head, Satsuki shrugged off her threat and just looked at her with a smug grin. This infuriated Ryuko a bit but not enough to make her attack Satsuki. Instead, she looked at everyone else, switched back to her happy expression and informed them, "I deeply apologize for the delay. However, I am here to officially announce to you all that Honnoji Academy is now officially open!", which they then all applauded and cheered her. "All of our new students please enter the building and consult the student class assignment sheet on the front wall of the first floor to find out what classes you'll be attending today. All second, third and fourth year students with the exception of those who recently transferred here, on the other hand, you all know what classes you're going to be attending this year. With that said, everyone have a good day, be safe and enjoy your stay at Honnoji Academy, the number one school in the world!"


Since the opening ceremony of the school has just ended, all of the no name students attending the school all made a mad dash to get to their classes. Satsuki and Nonon, on the other hand, simply followed the swarm of students entering the front door of the main building.

"Nice job making us look like friggin' delinquents, Satsuki." Nonon scoffed at her friend as they entered the main building. "Try not to get involved in crap like next time we're near President Kiryuin. I don't want her to think lowly of me."

"I'll try." Satsuki apologized as she and Nonon reached the student class assignment sheet.


Back outside, Ryuko and Mako were seen making their way to their office. Mako told her friend, "Ryuko-chan, you need to stop getting yourself in trouble like that. You're going to give yourself a stroke sooner or later."

"Can't make promises like that, Mako." Ryuko told her friend in a very stern tone. "Especially when you got a cunt like Satsuki Matoi around."


"Isn't my lovely sugar cube wonderful, Takiji?" Ragyo asked her daughter as she got off the chair she was reclining on.

"Yes, Lady Kiryuin. You daughter is really going to make Honnoji Academy the school of legends." Takiji replied as he escorted his boss off the cliff.

However, Ragyo then heard her cellphone ringing, which she then answered it and asked, "Hi this is Lady Kiryuin of the Kiryuin Conglomerate speaking. How can I help you?"

"Hey baby. It's your husbando The Gi Man!" the man on the other end replied in a very cheeky tone. "Man your little girl keeps impressing me every damn day and I love it!"

"Thank you so much, pumpkin." Ragyo replied to her husband. "How are things on your end going?"

"Ab-So-Lutely splendid!" the Gi Man replied back, still sounding as cheeky as ever.

Before Ragyo could continue talking to the Gi Man, she heard a beeping sound, looked at the screen of her cellphone and told him, "I'm sorry pumpkin, but someone's on the other line."

She then switched to the other person and asked them, "Hi this is Lady Kiryuin of the...", only for Daisuke to cut her off and tell her, "Lady Kiryuin, we got a real serious situation here."

"What?!" Ragyo yelled back at him, annoyed that he had the gall to cut her off.

"We ran into this chick last night and she fuckin' owned our asses!" Daisuke replied, sounding relatively tense.

"What was she wearing?" Ragyo asked him, growing more invested in what he was telling her.

"She was wearing this crazy looking stripper suit or something." Daisuke replied. "It was all white and blue. I mean, shit. I never saw anything like it, let alone that fuckin' blue sword she cut our clothes off with."

The minute Daisuke described what the woman was wearing and mentioned the blue sword, Ragyo sternly replied, "This is a very serious matter, sir. If you ever encounter her again, please call me and i'll send some of my husband's men to deal with her."

"Thank you so fuckin' much, Lady Kiryuin." Daisuke thanked her, only for Ragyo to hang up on him.

"What's the matter, Lady Kiryuin?" Takiji asked his boss as they reached the limo.

"Call my husband and tell him I couldn't call back." Ragyo replied, sounding far more serious than before. "I got some pressing matters to deal with."