Ira: Wow. Finally updating, are we? =3=

Yea, yea~ I've been busy, and I didn't have much inspiration. I'll be honest here, I'm just making this fic up as I go OTL

Ira: *facepalm* seriously?

. . .Yea *emo corner*

So. . . lemme know what you guys think of this, please? ; v ;)/

Disclaimer: Moxie-Chan does not own the Blue Exorcist franchise, nor any of the characters or affiliated logos.


Shiemi yawned and stretched, blinking at the daylight streaming in between her blinds. She smiled sleepily at the sun, noting happily that the sky was clear and blue, before folding back her futon and slipping on her robe. "Oka san~ Time to get up!" She knocked on the door to her mother's room, but then noticed a yellow piece of paper taped to the door.

"Shiemi-

I need to go visit a relative who lives in the highlands for some specific ingredients. I'll be gone for a few days, I'm sure you'll be fine."

Shiemi pouted. "Geez. . . suddenly leaving like that without even telling your daughter?" She stomped her way into the kitchen and began making breakfast. She had just gotten the teapot out before she paused, and gingerly set it down. I wish she'd tell me things like this more often... We don't agree on things, but sometimes I miss how we once were.

"Oy. Where's breakfast?"

Shiemi was jolted from her thoughts by a sleepy, high-pitched voice. She whirled around, robe and nightgown swirling in a circle of fabric around her legs, to see Amai kun, who was groggily crawling up onto the kitchen table. "Amai kun!" Overnight, Shiemi had all but completely forgotten about the mysterious little hamster, but yesterday's events came rushing back to her. "You shouldn't be moving with your injuries!" she fretted, making her way to the kitchen table so she could inspect his wounds.

Amai kun winced at her voice. "There's no need to be so loud this early," he complained, before giving a high-pitched squeak as Shiemi poked his tummy. He scrambled to the other side of the table and glared indignantly at the confused girl. "What did you do that before?" Shiemi blinked and cocked her head. "I was just checking Amai kuns injuries. . ." an almost evil gleam appeared in her eye, which, shockingly enough, scared even Amaimon. "Don't tell me Amai kun is. . . ticklish?"

Amaimon crossed his furry little arms. "Of course I'm not!" Shiemi slowly approached him "Then you won't mind if I check the rest of your injuries, will you?" With another squeak (how could the seemingly innocent girl look so scary all of the sudden?) Amaimon scrambled off of the table and ran for the living room, with Shiemi close on his tail. The pair then proceeded to chase each other around the household for roughly 5 minutes, before Amaimon made the mistake of trying to hide beneath the couch.

Only to discover the couch was attached to the floor. "Aaaa-maaaii-kuuunn~" Shiemi sang ominously, looming over the terrified demon. "Get away from me you foolish human!" He squeaked, but to no avail.

10 MINUTES LATER 8{DD

"Bwahaha, n-no. . . stop it! Ahahaha. . ." Amaimons lungs were beginning to hurt, and his tiny eyes were clenched shut, little tears of laughter threatening to fall from the corner. Mean while, Shiemi was giggling hysterically, gingerly poking, prodding and tickling the hamsters furry little stomach. "I-I'm serious. . . foolish-ahahaha! H-human!" Amaimon managed to squeak out between laughs.

Suddenly, someone was knocking on the door. "Oyy~ Shiemi! You ready for school yet?" The pair froze, for different reasons; Shiemi froze because she had completely forgotten about school, was still wearing pajamas and hadn't eaten breakfast. Amaimon froze, because, unless his injuries were causing him to hallucinate, that was the voice of that bastard of a little brother, and the (indirect) reason why he'd run into this girl and been tickle-tortured for the past 10 minutes. He bared his tiny rodent teeth and clenched his muscles, before promptly curling into a ball again. He'd forgotten that he was still injured, and apparently his muscles were not in the mood to be clenched.

"Amai kun?" Shiemi whipped her head to look down at the gasping hamster, then glanced at the door, then back to Amai kun. "O-one sec Rin kun!" she called hesitantly, before scooping up the little hamster and placing him back into the little cushion on the couch that she'd made the other day. She tied her robe, ran a hand through her hair and then cracked the door open. Rin was waiting impatiently on the front step, arms folded up behind his head. "Shiemi~! 'Morning, you ready-" He blinked, suddenly noticing that through the crack of the door, she was just wearing her nightgown and robe. "Haha, did you oversleep?" He asked with a knowing grin. "U-um, yea. . I did. Sorry Rin kun, you go ahead! I'll catch up in couple of minutes!" She bowed, smacked her head on the wooden door, and then closed it quickly.

Rin was left standing confusedly on the front step, A whimpering "O-ow. . ." sounding faintly from behind the door. Rin blinked, shrugged, and made his way back down the front drive and towards the school.

Shiemi leant her back against the door and slid down till she was crouching by the floor, gingerly touching her forehead. "Ow. . . I hit my head again," she whimpered, before shaking off her robe and walking back to the living room, where Amai kun was on his side, back facing her. "A-amai kun? Are you okay. . .?" She tip-toed over to the couch and kneeled by the arm rest. He sighed and rolled over to face Shiemi's concerned visage. "How. . . how do you know that person?" he gritted out. "Rin kun?" She blinked and cocked her head. "Ah, he's a friend of mine. . . why?" Amai squeezed his eyes shut as his brain raced through possibilities. So, the girl who found him, who was still oblivious to his identity (or at least appeared to be) was friends with his little brother, who Amaimon wanted nothing more then to beat the crap out of. Also, they went to the same school that his elder brother charaded around as the head master of. And he was still weak, stuck as an injured hamster with no powers.

Lovely.

What would be the best for him to do? He was only vaguely aware of Shiemi murmuring confusedly next to him as he weighed the options. Was there any way he could kill that ass of a brother as a hamster? Maybe slip some poison into his lunch? Or would it be more beneficial to wait for Shiemi to leave for school, then run away? But what would happen if she looked for him? That same little twang from before, when he'd though ill of her, appeared in his gut. Except this one seemed. . . warmer somehow? He scrunched his eyebrows and shook his tiny head. He needed to think about the matter at hand, what to do about his annoying little brother. It'd make more sense for him to come to the school, scope out the pairs school life. And then once he understood their habits, he might be able to take care of the 2 annoyances.

He gingerly cracked his tiny violet eyes back open. "Amai kun? A-are you okay?" Her wide green eyes were staring down at him. "I'm fine," he trailed off, wondering how best to convince her to bring him with her to school. "Shouldn't you be getting ready for that school. . . place. . .?" Shiemi rocked back on her heels with a tiny gasp. "Oh no! I'm going to be so late for school!" she ran out of the room, haphazardly tearing her robe off and throwing books into her bag. Amai watched amusedly from his spot on the couch, then made a melancholy (albeit high-pitched) sigh. "So I suppose I'll be home alone. . . for the whole day. . . by myself in this big, big house. . . injured as I am, with no way of contacting anybody. . ." Shiemi, who'd been trying to tie her school uniform's bow, glanced up concernedly. "I-I hadn't thought of that. . . But you'll be able to sleep! T-that'd be good for you. . . I'd be afraid that all the bustle of school would worsen your condition," she muttered, voice getting softer towards the end as her hands held the ends of the ribbon limply.

Amaimon blinked, unsure of what to do, before stating bluntly "I'd much rather go to school with you then be left alone here." Totally false, he assured himself, just going over the top so she'll cave in and take me with her. Shiemi snapped her head up and a tiny blush appeared. "R-really? In that case, I'll have to pack you a lunch as well. . . Ah! I never even made breakfast! Oh no, oh no, I'm going to be so incredibly late!" she fretted, scrambling around the kitchen, hallway and living room until she was little more then a blur of yellow hair, white shirt and her pink skirt. Amai propped his chubby cheeks in his paws and watched with a bored look. Not 5 minutes later, Shiemi was dressed, had both Amai and her own lunches packed, (Hers was an elaborate bento in her own wooden box, his a mixture of crackers, cheese, nuts, a few pieces of lettuce, etc. etc.) had all her books in order in her bag and a special bed made out of hankerchiefs and tiny pillow in the outside pocket of her bag, which she carefully slipped Amai kun into. Then she handed him a few almonds, grabbed her own slice of toast (their breakfasts) slipped her shoes on and ran as fast as she could (which, Amai noticed idly, wasn't much at all) to the nearest school gate.


HOLY SHEET. This took a million times longer then it should have. I wanted to also have the school day activities in this chappy, but 1. I need to log off, 2. I made everyone wait so long for this chapter, I'd feel bad if I prolonged the wait and 3. I haven't fully decided how everyone will react to Hamster!Amai kun =3=

Ira: . . . I am literally in disgusted shock that it took you this long to update.

I'm sure that's what all the reviewers will say too TTvTT

Amai: . . . So wait. Not only am I an injured, green hamster, I'm also an injured, green, ticklish hamster?

Mmmyush, that's correct o3o

Amai: . . .*all remaining shreds of manly dignity have been stripped at this point*

*cackles* Welcome to FLUFF, m'dear e u e

OYAH! Important question here. I want people opinions; should I do a love/hate relationship, a smut-with-traces-of-fluff relationship, or a fluff-with-traces-of-smut relationship~? I'll probably make a poll tomorrow, so go vote if it's up yet please! *bows*

Shiemi: Hoe? What "smut"? *cocks head*

*evil gleam in eyes* You may learn soon enough e u e

Shiemi: o.o *hides behind Amai*

*cackles triumphantly*

Ira: Just log off. You're starting to hallucinate.

Fine, fine~ As always, my reviewer's opinions are treasured and kept in solid gold boxes! I'd hug you all if I could!

You totally wanna click that sexy blue button, right~? e u e

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