Hey all! Sorry I haven't updated in like forever! I'm totally not having time to write right now but I'll get faster soon I promise!!

Thanks to everyone for your reviews! Except you F/R. What is WRONG with you? Anyway I need your reviews so I wont update unless I get 6,347 reviews! And if you flame I'll sic the Frog King on you!

On to the story!

He waited in his secret chambers. Blue torches flickered on the walls. Blue like his hair. He just waited, what seemed like hours, for her to arrive.

"Danm," he muttered to himself, pacing along the dark blue carpet. He had arranged this especially for her.

She came in late as always.

"Did anyone see you?" the blue-haired mystery said.

"Of course not." the girl said, moving around her big thick glasses.

They kissed. A kiss like… um… well… like candy.

Just then Crono came in. "Magus how dare you! She's mine!"

Lucca spat. "You? How could you, your married to Marle!"

"I'm leaving that cow!"

Just then Marle came in "Crono I hate you!"

Crono yelled "I hate you too!"

They had invigorating make-up sex.

"I suddenly thought of lemons and I don't know why," the reader said.

"Hold it now" Magus said "The dinner's almost ready!"

"Dinner NOOOO!" Crono said.

"Yes its… TURKEY HAHAHAH!" Magus said.

They had dinner and everyone was invited. Frog and Robo and Flea and Schala and Queen Leene were all sitting together. The Queen and Frog made eyes at each other. "That's gross!" said Crono in between long glances at Lucca.

"Anyone want anything to drink?" Magus said.

"Sure" they all said.

"Lemonade on the house!"

And they all drank some lenomade."

"HEY THIS IS SPIKED OMGZORZ!" Marle said.

"YAY LET"S GET DRUNK! Crono said.

Suddenly the front door burst open and in walked a big burly tough guy with a killer goatee and awesome sunglasses. He scanned the room as if looking for someone.

"Hey, who are you?" the author protested. "I didn't write you in here."

"I'm the Internet police," the tough guy answered in an incredibly cool voice. "This FanFic is officially over."

"WHAT OMGZORZ!" Mar–

"No. No. NO! I forbid you all to speak ever again!" The cool tough guy said. "Everyone get out before I shoot you all." They did.

"HEY WAIT!" The author screamed. "What are you doing?"

The cool tough guy removed his killer sunglasses. "I'm sparing the minds of thousands and thousands of readers… okay, I'm only sparing the minds of three. But potentially thousands and thousands of readers… where was I? Oh yes. This FanFic is horrible. It's gotta go."

"No!" The author screamed again. "This is my story! You can't just barge in here and take over like this!"

"Yes I can. I'm the Internet police. Now get moving or I'll upload a virus into your Microsoft Word documents."

"No, please don't… I have a wife and children, and…"

"Come on, you write for FanFiction. Did you adopt these children?"

"Hey! Cut it out!"

"No… you cut it out. I want you out of this room before I count to ten, or you'll never write a bad FanFic again! 1…"

"I'll do anything, please!"

"2…"

"It's just a FanFic I can do whatever I want come on please don't…"

"10!"

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The burly tough cool awesome dude guy put his sunglasses back on and stepped over the bodies. "My work here is done. Now to the comments section on YouTube! This is gonna be a long day."