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Why Batman Never Gets Hurt Chapter 4: Escaped!

Lex Luthor didn't know why on earth he even bothered trying to get the other villains to team up and take down and Justice League. They never followed the plan and that was why they always got caught.

"Did everyone get out?" He asked as everyone gathered around him.

He received several yeses and nods in response. It wasn't that he was worried about them, not at all in fact. He didn't give a damn whether they lived or died. It was just that is anyone was left behind the plan wouldn't work.

"Then let's go!" He shouted to everyone as he turned.

They had decided on an old crumbling ware house in Gotham. Upon their arrival Lex began formulating a plan and keeping the rest of the "team" from killing each other.

"I've got it!" He shouted.

Everyone turned toward him to listen to the plan he had devised.

"We've been going about this all wrong." He told them. "Our problem is that we've been going after all of them at a time and when we go after all of them we get beaten...badly I might add." He paused to let his words sink in and then began pacing. "What we need to do is stop focusing on the group and start focusing on the individuals. That's right. We capture them all. One…by…one."

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The Next Day:

Monitor duty wasn't all that bad. It gave him time to think on all of the things in his life. It was a time to sit back and relax instead of getting ground into the pavement by various super villains, but it was boring. Even to a guy like J'onn it was very boring.

Wally wasn't even there to bug him. The rest of the League had gone out to help with a fire in Gotham that had covered three city blocks. It was mostly old and abandoned warehouses, but it was moving toward a more populated area.

He sighed and tried to resist the thought of taking a nap when the alarms went off. He hit a number of buttons on the control panel before getting the results of the disturbance. It looked like Lex's team, which had escaped the night before, were hitting a bank in Chicago.

"Superman, Lex's team is robbing a bank in Chicago. I will meet you there when you are done." He spoke into his comm link.

"Sure. See you J'onn. Be careful." Clark shouted through the crackling of fire as he raced civilians out of the warehouses. A few homeless people had taken up shelter in them and had become trapped when the fire ravaged the warehouses.

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J'onn landed the Javelin on the roof of the large bank that help Lex's team of super villains. He ghosted down into the bank to find people laying unconscious on the floor and Lex's team, or part of it, inside the bank vault.

He jumped right into action, not wasting a second; he slammed his fist into Cheetah's face knocking her across the room. He flew toward Scarecrow and knocked him to the ground. Cheetah readied a blow from behind, but he ghosted through Scarecrow and through the floor causing her to hit Scarecrow.

A loud boom thundered through the vault as Black Manta blew a hole in the side of the building. The three ran through it and into the streets.

By the time J'onn had come back up through the floor they had gone, but he saw Cheetah's tail disappear around the corner and he took chase. The group hopped into a car with their stolen goods and floored it. J'onn could barely keep up with the roaring Lamborghini as it raced through the streets.

He drew his hand back as he flew above the speeding car. He flew straight down and ghosted through the engine pulling out essential wires and small parts along the way. The car sputtered and coughed as it coasted to a stop and the group inside bailed. They ran a few blocks before turning into a building and barricading the door behind them. J'onn almost laughed at the futility of their actions.

J'onn ghosted through the large door and into the building. He entered to find no one. The place was empty. There was no trace of anyone in the building. Yet J'onn could sense the waiting presences of the entire Lex team.

He jumped to the side as Cheetah lunged at him with a snarl. He spun around striking her in the back of the head as she jumped out. Next came Scarecrow. Flying out of the darkness with Joker right behind him. Scarecrow attacked him right out while Joker threw a package of marbles on the floor, laughing his insane sinister laughter while doing so.

J'onn threw Scarecrow on top of Cheetah as she began to rise from the floor. He flew into the air as the marbles crashed into each other, freezing the floor with the liquid nitrogen inside of them.

Next came Black Manta. He stepped from the darkness with a gun in his armored grip, but before he could pull the trigger J'onn stretched his arm over enveloping Black Manta's hand and pulling away with the gun in his green hand. He broke it in half and rushed Manta but was hit by Joker's boxing glove instead.

He sensed them all. Every single team member and he could feel them inside the building. All, that is, except for Luthor himself. Why would Luthor not be here? Wasn't he the leader? He had escaped with the rest of them. Perhaps he doesn't know about this or maybe they left him but remained a team. These questions would have to wait though.

The silence in the building was broken abruptly by Joker's insane laughter.

"J'onn we're on our way. The fire's out and we're tracking your position."

"You see boys? Everything's working out just fine." The Joker's haunting voice echoed through the empty building. "First one, then another. One…by…one, they will fall."

Suddenly they all jumped out of the shadows and J'onn was nearly overwhelmed by them all. They attacked with at the same time with rehearsed precision. They had been practicing. J'onn took off toward the roof but as he did Cheetah grabbed a hold of his ankle and pulled him back down to the floor. As they all moved after him again a shifted into a giant snake and looped himself through all of them. He slithered back and coiled around them, trapping them in his iron grip.

"I'm surprised J'onn." Joker gasped. "Don't you smell it? One down, six to go."

At this point Lex emerged from the shadows of the room, fist extended he walked fearlessly toward J'onn and a small device glittered by his temples. J'onn hissed menacingly at he man as he approached.

"What is the Martian's biggest weakness?" He asked smugly as he flipped something around in his fingers. He flipped the object upright.

A lighter!

"Fire." He struck it and threw it to the floor.

"About that smell J'onny old boy?" Joker sang.

"Gasoline." Everyone chuckled.

J'onn's eyes grew wide as a ring of fire was ignited around him. His shape faded and he fell to the ground gasping for breath.

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There we go. I have to work on some of my other stories now. Till next time Chow!