"So, let me get this straight. You're just gonna go recuse a princess from a dragon, just to get back your swamp?" "Yes. My swamp!" Donkey threw his hands in the air. Mr. Canis started walking off. "Oh, and where do you think you're going?!" I said, loudly.


Great. This is just great. First that stinking nightmare about me killing Red, then the annoying Donkey and Friends, and now Kaitlyn was following me. "Where are we?" Kaitlyn shrugged. "Story-faker perhaps?" I turned to face her. "Story-faker?" "Yes. This really did happen, like all fairy-tales, but this is not our story. I wager all my money it was my siscousin who did this." "Wait, how did you know about the fairy-tale thing?" "Cause, I'm an Everafter." I wanted to gap in shock at this girl. I have perobley, thanks to Relda, read everything under the sun that begon with Once Upon a Time... but, I had never, never heard of a Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn stopped walking. "Don't tell me you never heard of the Tales of Once Upon A Time." "I have, but I have never heard of a girl and her wako siscouisen ." Kaitlyn looked down at her shoes. For the first time ever, I noticed that they were made to look like the shoes back in the 1870s. "Wait a minute, you're that witch, aren't you? That witch with the, the, t-" "The COD or more known as OCD disease. There. Are yea happy? You finally figured out who I am. I gota say , though, you sure took a long time. Last time Elsa..." Her voice trailed off. "ONTING!" "What?" "You know, like LOL. But Oh No This Is Not Good." "Noooo, I don't know." "Elsa's not my sister nor cousin. I only went along with her because if I don't, I would die. But anyway, she's been looking for you. She heard about you and Nottingham in court.

'She wants your body." "My body. Child, I am over sixteen hundred years old. Why on Earth would she want my body?" "Not to have as her own. She plans to free the Wolf and let it enter her body. She just wants to use yours to put all the stuff, like the fur, she doesn't want." "But the Wolf-" "She has the power to control it just like it did you. She's my disease. She's OCD." "But I thought that was all in the head." "No. In my fairy-tale, more like my nightmare, I and Elsa are the same person. But then one night, I get hit with a bolt of lighting and Elsa is born!" "How do we get out of here?" "Simple. We work toghter and find the secert passingway. Find it, we're good to go!"


Back at the Grimm's house.,,

It was night. All the Grimm family and friends, and toy puppets, were nocked out, thanks to me.

Elsa: Spoken

Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet.

Gets the limp puppet and drags him over.

Elsa: Micking [Pinocchio](Spoken)
I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy.

Elsa: Spoken)
That's your corner over there.

Elsa: Micking[Pinocchio]Spoken)
Oh, dopped on Ferryport Landing's most wanted. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap.

Life is disappointing,
Whoa is what I know.
Outted by his nose,
That's just how it goes,
For poor Pinocchio.
Story of his life,

Elsa points at Canis. Elsa:Always doomed to fail.
Cheated by a fox,

That's the story of his life, oh yeah,
That's the story of his life.

Elsa: Micking Sabrina
Strife is never-ending.

Elsa: Micking Puck
Banished from the town

Elsa: Micking Jacob
they dragged me from the dumb

Elsa: Micking Kaitlyn as braking Kaitlyn's magic wand.

They broke my magic wand.

Elsa went outside and pointed at the two remaining Little Pig's condos.
They blew your condos down.

Elsa:Micking the[Wicked Witch] as she casts spell that made people chase Bunny.
Life is but a witch hunt.

Elsa: Micking The Mad Hatter
They ridiculed my hat.

Elsa: Micking Daphne
They said that I was fat.

Elsa: While reaching the castle with the imprisoned Scarlet Hand, Born off a living cell, ha! If only you could see me now Daddy!

Elsa: As breaking the spell
I always dreamed I'd get my happy ending.
If this is it,
It alsome!
This is better than that good-looking disease of the Flu Kaitlyn caught in Tijuana.
Throwing hands in the air: Yea!

We spent the first night sleeping and tracking. Kaitlyn said that the best way to get out of this place is to find the donkey and ogre and finish the story with them. I had to say, that girl was good at tracking. She knew how to read the wind, and knew how (and when) to look out of the forest to make sure that we were right behind the ogre and the donkey. The next morning I had to literally shake Kaitlyn awake. "C'mon. We're going to lose them in this rate!"

"Donkey! Shut it!" "But, um, Shrek that wasn't me." Shrek zipped around to find Kaitlyn and me somewhat few feet behind them. I put my hand on my forehead. Okay, so maybe Kaitlyn wasn't the best tracker. "How's it going?" Donkey asked. Kaitlyn smiled sheepishly. Suddenly she gasped and, her eyes' rim grew bigger and gray. "C'mon!" she yelled, dragging me and running off. "I can feel it!" "Feel what?" "The first door." "Wait." I stopped her in her tracks. "First door?" Kaitlyn shrugged. "There might be a couple of doors to get out of here." I moaned.

Well, the first door didn't do much. We were just transported to a castle with a moat of boiling lava. Great. Just great. "Well, at least now I know that some people are just desperate to live anywhere," Kaitlyn said, looking down at the moat. "Stop it Shrek! Please! Oh man, I'm too old to wet myself, but much too young to die!" Donkey yelled. We turned to see Shrek forcing Donkey across the bridge. Kaitlyn hit her head with her hand. "Oh, brother."

"Stay here with the donkey," I told Kaitlyn as the ogre and I started climbing up the tower. Inside the tower were two ladies? One looked a lot like Relda….,