Hey, thanks everyone for the great ideas. This time, poor Canderous gets picked on.
Identity Thieves of the Old Republic – Part IV
The Mandalorian Malaise
Mandalorian mercenary, Canderous Ordo sulks, walking slowly across a sound stage wearing an apron and chef's hat over his full armor. "What's a warrior to do? After Revan wiped our bums the clans scattered to the four winds and we had to resort to enforcing high interest loans. We adapted, yes, but with the Enclave Discovery Card, we're all washed up."
He picks up a soup ladle and brandishes it in the air. "Now, the proud Mandalorians have to eke out a living in more…peaceful pursuits. Bralor's done okay, he just transfers his energy.
(Cut to Mandalorian trimming hedges with a flamethrower)
However, some of us just can't adapt. Look at poor Ergeron, trying to be a florist…"
(Cut to Mandalorian putting flowers in the muzzle of a blaster. He accidentally pulls the trigger and fries the flowers and the roof comes crashing down on him)
"Owww, Ergeron, how many times do I have to tell you to engage the safety? Now look at Kelborn, I told him the ballet was not for him, but did he listen?"
(Cut to Mandalorian in full armor with a tutu, falling on a fellow dancer)
"And worst of all, woe is me. Look at this…I host a cooking show now! That darn Enclave Discovery Card put me and the Exchange right out of business."
Lights come on with applause and Canderous clomps out, holding a blaster and a pasta spoon.
BAM! What's in your wallet?
