"The Second Battle of Hazzard"

Chapter 4

A/N: Sorry for the delay. Writer's block combined with life. Please R&R.


Y'all still hangin'? Now, Luke was in the Marines a few years ago, so he knew just what kind of gun was being used. An' that knowledge made him wish that he didn't know what he did know.

"What are you thinking about, Luke?" Bo asked.

"I recognized that gun. We had them in the Marines."

"You mean they were shooting at you with those, those, THINGS!" Bo's voice rose marginally, but it was enough to tell Luke that Bo was close to losing his composure.

"No, but they did teach us to use them. Remember my first leave home after I left the States?" At Bo's nod of remembrance, Luke continued,"Well, part of the training they gave us was specialized weaponry. Those rifles were in such short supply we barely had enough for training, and they were almost nonexistent in 'Nam."

"So, that gun is illegal?"

"More than just illegal, Bo." Luke's tone stopped Bo in his tracks.

Now, while ol' Bo was getting a crash course in Marine-issue firearms an' training, Mr. Godofredo was bringing in reenforcements. Them eight flunkies have a real nice look, now don't they?

Now, Jesse an' the boys an' them new cousins were just pulling up in front of the county building when Boss an' Rosco came out. "Jee, Jee. There it is, Boss. There's the car that I told you about. The one that drove like it was Bo or Luke behind the wheel, but it was her driving." He turned to Em an' said,"Alright, Missy, I need your lisence an' regestration. You was speedin' out by Hazzard Pond earlier, an' I 'm afraid I gotta give ya a ticket." He looked at her lisence."Oo, Oo, Boss, I was right. She is a Duke. Miss Emily L. Duke." Boss went white as a sheet just come in from Monday's wash.

"So, another no account Duke, huh? Well what d'ya want? I'm a very busy man."

"Help, J.D., that's what. Now, someone's after these kids. So can you help?"

Boss had better watch it. Jesse's mad enough to take him over his knee an' tan his hide, an' Rosco's, too.

" Now, now, Jesse, you know there ain't nothin' I wouldn't do for you an' your kin, but we just don't have the resourses to do that." Boss whined.

"C'mon. We're just wastin' our breath,"Bo said.

"What're we gonna do, Uncle Jesse?" Daisy asked. Though she never would have admitted it to anyone, let alone Luke, she was scared out of her wits. She didn't want Luke to think that she was a coward. If he could fight in Viet Nam, than she could fight this battle in Hazzard.

"We're going to talk this over. Number three, boys."

"Yessir."

They had better hurry an' get out of Hazzard quick, cause Mr. Godofredo is coming an' he ain't thinkin' of makin' up with his little girl. Don't go to the fridge now, y'all.


A/N: more comin' folks. Stay tuned, y'all.