Chapter 4: Hippy Jews

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-Outside the school-

-The class is standing around Millie and Kenny. Kenny has a blanket on so that they can't see him or how he is dressed-

Millie: Okay everyone, I would like to show you my new boyfriend, Kenny –

-Nora, Kyle and Stan run and try to stop them-

Mccormick!

-She drags of the blanket and all the boys and girls see him dressed like Justin Bieber, only with a hoddie on. The guys starts to laugh-

Nora: We're too late...

-Kenny just look down sad. Then Cartman shows up with a gun-

Cartman: You think it's so funny, huh?
Kyle: Cartman?
Cartman: You all think it's so funny that I voted for me to be king and Kyle to be my queen.

-They all start to laugh again-

Cartman: Shut up! I am going to shoot you!

-They just keep laughing. Cartman gets so frustrated that he throws the gun to the ground-

Cartman: Fuck you all! You god damn liberal, hippie Jews!

-He leaves and everybody forgets about Kenny-

Millie: So Kenny, ready to go home and watch Glee?

-Kenny walks over to were Cartman threw his gun and shoots himself in the head-

Stan: Oh my God! Kenny killed himself!
Kyle: That Bastard!
Nora: Kenny!

-The all look shocked at Kenny's body as the blood keeps running out his head. Then a group of liberal, hippy Jews comes and cuts him up for some reason and then runs away, then his body explodes so that his organs falls on them after being blown up-

Cartman yelling from a long distance: Fuck you hippies!

Stan: Dude...
Nora: What the fuck just happened?
Millie: Damn. Oh, well seems like I need to find a new boyfriend –she leaves-
Stan: Come Nora, nothing to do here anymore. Nora?

-She stands there speechless and shocked-

Stan: Dude what's wrong with her?
Kyle: I don't know. Nora, you there?

-She doesn't respond-

Stan: I think we need to carry her.
Kyle: Me too.

-They carry her home-

-Next day at noon at Stan's house-

-Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are playing with cars. The doorbell rings-

Stan: I'll go get it.

-Leaves to open the door-

Nora: Hi Stan, can I come in and play?
Stan: Sure come on in.
Nora: Thanks

-She walks in to the living room where the boys are playing-

Stan: Where were you at church today?
Nora: I am a protestant. I don't go to catholic Church.
Stan: Sorry, I forgot.
Nora: So what are you doing?
Stan: Me, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny were just playing with cars.
Kyle: Hi, Nora.
Cartman: Sup, girl.
Kenny (Hi, Nora)
Nora: Hi guys- wait...

-She pauses-

Nora: Kenny?
Kenny: (Yeah?) –He keeps on playing with his car, not looking up-
Nora: Didn't you die yesterday?

-Kenny looks up surprised-

Stan: Eh what?
Nora: Yeah! He died yesterday!
Cartman: No, he didn't.
Nora: Yes he did! I remember it!
Kyle: He didn't die, okay? Otherwise he wouldn't be here right now. Now, do you want to play with us or not?

-Stands still looking and Kenny for a moment and he looks back at her-

Nora: Fine... –goes to them and plays with the cars, but Kenny keeps looking at Nora as the others play, wondering how she could remember when none of the others could-

-The End