Dear Link,
I am leaving you today because you hit my mom.
Love,
Patty Mayonaise
"wow" Link said as he read the letter. "I wish somebody was here to share my pain"
"We are here for you!"Link's friend's shouted.
"I love my friends, because they are the best freinds on the earth, o woah, the earth, o woah woah woah" Link sang " They are the Ketchup on my french fries, they are the ice in my tea, they are the pickles on my sandwich, they are the only mayonaise for me. My friends MY FRIENDS my friends MY FRIENDS. Yay for friends, yay for friends."
"Hey Link, let's go give Saria the Artifacts of Nam." Navi said.
3 HOURS LATER
"Well, it took us 3 hours to get here." Link said.
"Yes... indeed" Navi said.
"Link, did you get thy artifacts for thee?" Saria said.
"Yes" Link replied.
"Do you know what they do?" Saria questioned.
"No ma'am!" Link exclaimed.
"They turn you immortal with almighty POWER! bleh eh ha hee hoo haah hi ho ha hu hu he hu hu." Saria then swallowed the artifacts of Nam and then jumped into the computer conveniantly set infront of her."Mu-ha...ha. I will destroy the universe."
"LINK YOU MUST'NT HURT YOUR FRIEND!" Navi said.
"Well it's a tough decision"
"YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT noOOOOW!"
"Well I guess its better to kill a friend, then it is to destroy the universe." Link plunged toward her, ripping out her soul and divourering it.
"Link you seem alittle demented." Navi said." Use the lense of truth to see your hands!"
"They look evil! Oh no! Saria's evilness must have infected me. I'll have to destroy my hands before it spreads to the heart.
"Link I'll go inside you, and stop you with my mini fairy sword."
"You must save the goodness, Closer to the heart. Yeah CLOSER TO THE HEART!."
5 MINUTES LATER
"I don't feel very good." Link grunted. "I better drink some Pepto Bismal. That doesn't seem very evil."
Little did Link know that would be the end of his little fairy friend.
INSIDE OF LINK
"I've defeated every monster in Link except the main boss. And i got the boss key! Oh no... i smell... PINK! from the bove."
Navi flew out of Link and with her last breathe shouted "LINK YOU MUST SPLIT IN TWO SO THE EVIL DOESNT TAKE OVER YOUR VERY ESENCE."
Link learned the technique and split in two.
"Muah ha ha ha i'm EVIL Link. From now on i shall be known as... MR. KEENE. "
"And i'm good Link, from now on i shall be known as... LINK."
TBC!
