A/N: I haven't read this over yeet so there are probably a lot of mistakes and I'm supposed to be asleep THANKS AND ENJOY


"No seriously man, where can Mattie be?" America asked the blonde sitting in front of him.

"That's what I'm wondering." France deadpanned. "Maybe we could call ze other countries and see if-"

"OH I KNOW! WE COULD CALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES!" America jumped up from his seat. "Let's go! TO DA PHONE!" France sighed.


Back in Italy, Canadian Please was playing from Canada's phone.

"Ve~ Canadia! You got a text!" Italy held up the Canadian's phone that they almost forgot to take with them from England's house.

"Oh, who's it from?"

"The screen says 'Arthur'… and you just got another text from 'Bro XD'. America?" Italy looked confused. "You call America 'bro'? And put a smiley face after it?"

"Non, I don't. He must have changed it. It was originally 'Fatty'." Canada smiled as Romano burst out laughing and Italy chuckled. "Well, I could've put something worse but America would have seen it. May I have my phone?"

Italy handed said phone to the chibi sitting at the table in Romano's lap. He read the text out loud.

From: Arthur

I'm terribly sorry I ran off like that and leaving you in the care of Italy and Romano, lad. Personally I would have chosen a different country but… Anyways, I have to go to Narnia to collect some of the ingredients and then I'll visit Norway. Take care.

"NARNIA. REALLY NARNIA." Canada deadpanned. "But then again you never know… There are probably other magical dimensions or something that Arthur hasn't told me about yet."

"Whoa whoa whoa wait. You mean you have imaginary friends too?" Romano asked, incredulous.

"They're not imaginary friends!" Canada answered, a little angrily. "Faeries are real. I could see them ever since I was an English colony or somewhere around there. Maybe French. Alfred couldn't."

"Ahem, well… What does Burger Bastard's text say?" Romano changed the subject.

"Let's see... It says-"

From: Bro XD

DUUUDDEE WHERE IN DA WORLD R U MAN? U BETTER NOT B VACTIONING IN RUSSIA OR SOMETHING TXT MEEEE

Canada sighed. "What should I tell him?"

"Oh yeah, you left a note, ve? Maybe you could say you're in, uh, Narnia!" Italy offered.

"That's a great idea!" Canada stated. "Could you text him for me?" He asked as he held up the phone with both of his small hands.

"It is? I mean, it is!" Italy beamed and took the phone. Romano stared skeptically at his brother and Canada who both had sparkly backgrounds. I'm surrounded by weirdoes! Romano thought.

"Okay, now let's go see South Italy!"

"Yay!"


"No I have not seen Comrade Matvey." America sighed. France crossed Russia's name off the list of countries.

"Ok. Thanks. Sorry if I bothered ya."

"I call you if I see him, da?"

"Yeah, that would help a lot! Bye!"

"Do svidaniya." America hung up.

"So who have we called so far?"

"Let's see. We called Angleterre, but he didn't answer, his boss said he was busy, Russia just now, China, Japan, Austria, Hungary, Switzerland, I thought he was going to shoot the phone, Antonio and Gilbert." France looked over the list and sighed. "We have a lot more countries to go."

"Maybe I'd be better if we actually went to Europe. One of the countries could be lying and have him hostage!"

"Good point, except for the hostage part."

"Soooo TO EUROPE!"America whooped.


"And this is a Sicilian Puppet Theatre." Romano pointed out. They had been to many of his castles and medieval towns cause the kid apparently like that kind of stuff. Probably all of the fairy tales that Tea Bastard told him.

"Oh can we go in, eh? Please~? S'il vous plaît~?" Canada begged. He was getting ready to use his puppy dog eyes when Romano grumbled a "Fine, whatever you want."

"Yay!" Italy and Canada cheered.

"Who?" Kumajirou asked. They had remembered to bring him along this time but all he did was wander off and then somehow find his way back to the trio.

"You're still a kid at heart, eh Canada?" Romano smirked as they walked in.

"I guess, eh." Canada smiled at Romano from Italy's arms. After the show, they ate some cake, ran away from another flash mob of women, and got on a 'pirate ship' and sailed around for a bit, which made the small Canadian extremely happy because he liked boats apparently. Maybe it was because of all of the pirate stories that England must have told him. Romano carried him to the crow's nest but since Canada was afraid of heights, he started crying. Being turned into a chibi affected his personality a bit, making him act more like his young colony self. In other words, it was easier to make him cry and stuff. When they got down from the nest that belonged to a crow, Italy decided that it was his turn to carry Canadia. The trio went to see captain who was dressed up as a pirate and then Canada saw the guy who was steering the ship and wanted to steer. The captain objected at first obviously, but after a lot of Canada's puppy eyes and Italy and Romano's persuasive skills, he let the little Canadian steer for one minute.

Canada giggled as he held onto the wheel Italy carried Canada at the height of the wheel so he could steer. When Canada wanted to turn the wheel, Italy would help. Since Canada hadn't crashed the ship into anything, the captain let him steer for a while longer. The captain was extremely surprised that the ship was sailing along the waters somewhat smoothly and almost gracefully. The little five/six-year old in appearance seemed to know what he was doing. Romano was actually enjoying himself a bit, watching the Canadian steer. Italy was getting a little tired but he didn't want to ruin Canada's fun. After sailing around a bit, some of the other passengers noticed that a little boy was steering and not a grown man, like the one who was there when they boarded the vessel. Many had made a misshapen circle around the trio to watch. Some were complaining to the captain about why he would let a little baby drive but when he told them that he had been steering for a while now they were like wow, really? So when the time came to dock, the captain let Canada do it. Many people clapped when the ship stopped. Some people had been recording Italy and Canada. Canada was so focused on steering that he did not notice the crowd that had formed. He blushed when they applauded and thanked the captain.

"What's your name, lad?" The captain had a British accent!

"His name is Matthew Williams." Italy answered for Canada.

"Well, Matt, your welcome ta steer this ship any time yer want." He smiled. Canada smiled back. They waved good bye to him and went off to meet up with Kumajirou. Bears weren't allowed on the boat. When they got back to the Italy brother's house, Italy got an idea.

"I know! We can tour the rest of Europe while you're here Canadia!" Italy spread his arms out for emphasis.

"Hmm, I guess that would be fun, eh." Canada nodded.

"Sure why not." Romano said.

"Then tomorrow we'll go to Germany!"


"So I hafta stay at your place?" America asked. He was currently in one of France's guest rooms. They had flown to France, as you can see.

"Oui." France answered. "Where else would you stay? Now go to sleep. We'll start looking for Matthieu tomorrow."


A/N: If you have any ideas of where Italy, Romano, and Canadia should travel, put it in you reveiw!

I rushed near the end sorry sorry. They remembered Kuma this time!