Agent of Chaos

Chapter 4: Old Heroes Vs New Villain

"ATTENTION EVERYONE!" I scream at the top of my lungs while revving the drill at the same time. People of all shapes and sizes, men, women, and children, turn to look at me in my new black armor/suit/form. (I still haven't figured out what to call this… I'll ask Konton later…)

I see the looks on their faces quickly turning into terror as the moms start to grab their children. People cover their families bracing for the worst. People start to dart left and right screaming.

You know, maybe I could just wait this out…

I mean I WAS just going to pay everyone off and let me destroy their businesses and buildings, but this works too. Either way, the CPUs will arrive soon.

I'll admit, it's kind of funny to watch all these people run even though I have done next to literally nothing.

"Holy crap, these people won't stop scrambling." I mumble to myself. "Wait…"

I notice a little girl who could be no older than 5, take a really nasty fall thanks to all the people pushing each other around trying to run from me. I hear her screams as she gets trampled all over her body by a bunch of adults. She's getting injured, and bad.

"Oh, for the love of…" I groan as I begin to walk over there while revving my drill causing people to dart in the opposite direction of me. The girl is still on the ground groaning in pain.

"Dear goddesses!" Someone in the crowd yells. "He's taking a hostage!"

People immediately turn around to look at me and the girl expecting the worst. Literally 5 seconds ago they didn't care about trampling her, but now they care if I use her as a hostage? Talk about double standards.

As she rolls over, her face begins to go pale as she looks directly up at me. Her words are choked in her throat while she freezes in pure fear.

I'd better make this quick before she passes out. I sigh loudly and pick her up off the ground and hold her in my arms bridal style.

"Where's a good place for you…" I wonder loudly. "Aha!"

I walk towards a bench nearby and lay her on it. I then take out her phone and dial emergency services and leave it on top of her. I hope that the ambulance will track it or something like that…

I walk back to the crowd who in now standing still unlike before. Ah crap, they're shocked by what I just did for that girl. Gotta get them running again…

"DID I SAY YOU CAN STOP RUNNING?!" I yell while dramatically drilling a hole into the ground as the highest RPM I could manage. They start scrambling like little ants again.

Heheh… This is kind of fun.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, VILLIAN FIEND!"

Good feeling gone.

Get back!

My body feels weird as an unknown force suddenly moves and forces me to jump about 20 meters back from where I was standing. That… was a weird feeling… but it felt powerful.

"Wow… I didn't know I could do that." I mutter to myself.

You can't. Not yet, anyways. I did that to save your life, child. Look in front of you.

Slightly disappointed, I look in front of me to see a lilac girl standing with a Kanata stabbed into the ground where I was standing before I jumped.

Sh-She really went for the kill…

Behind the lilac girl with the Kanata was a slightly more mature looking lilac girl with a beam saber.

My heart races as I figure out who these two are…

The plan worked. The CPUs are here. I gulp nervously. Holy crap, I'm really about to fight two CPUs… The same ones who took down the old airship…

"I was supposed to try to break the world record for eating the most pudding in a half-hour, but noooo, Histy says someone's causing a 'public disturbance' outside! And to be honest you look way more like a villain than a 'public disturbance.'" CPU Goddess Neptune says while the crowd cheers for her arrival.

"Goodness! Neptune, that drill of his looks dangerous! We might have to transform…" CPU purple sister Nepgear says as she approaches Neptune from her backside. The crowds cheer louder at the idea of them transforming.

I think we all know why.

I have to keep them distracted though. I've gotta buy time for Diagnostic.

I decide to take the cynical route.

"Great, who invited the world's most pink-obsessed girls here?" I say with my arms crossed. I know that was weak, Konton, but it was the best I could come up with under pressure.

"Hey!" Neptune beings. "First off, you gotta problem with the best color in the world? Second off, the majority of this is lilac, not pink! Say it with me! LI-LAC!"

"Right…" I say. "Pink, lilac. Tomato, tomahto, CPUs, false goddesses, they're all the same in the end."

"Goodness!" Says Nepgear as she puts her hands on her mouth as she reacts to my statement.

"Nepu! Those are some mighty big words, junior! Would a false goddess be able to do this?" Neptune says as a pillar of purple light engulfs her for a couple of seconds. Out emerges the mature and famous purple heart. She is greeted by cheers along with Ooo's and ahhh's. Nepgear jumps and gasp realizing she's late and transforms as well, resulting in even more cheers.

I gulp nervously. That's the same CPU that downed my entire crew…

No! I can't lose my cool now! I've already come this far. I think up of a response to Purple Heart… The edgier, the better maybe?

"Yeah, I suppose a false goddess could transform to enforce her injustice. Seriously, if anyone here protest they can get in trouble or even arrested, but then you two can go commit mass homicide in the name of 'justice' and it's totally fine? That's-" Is all I manage to get out before ducking from a beam shot by none other than purple sister.

"I've heard enough!" Nepgear screams as she charges at me with speeds similar to sound itself.

Crap! I can't react fast enou- *CLANG*

What the…

I slowly look to see my drill held in a diagonal parrying/clash position with Purple Sister's beam blade with sparks flying everywhere. Did Konton just-

My turn.

He's taken over! Did I do alright?

You did just fine. You have tricked them into giving us their undivided attention. Look at her face for proof.

I look at Purple Sister past the flying sparks to see an absolutely livid expression on her face, gritting her teeth, and…. Tears? Is she really that upset?

I feel the drill beginning to rotate extremely fast, forcing purple sister off of me as purple heart stares directly at me surprised expression on her face.

"You're still standing after that?" She asks while readying her large sword.

"I'm disappointed." Konton's words and demonic voice come out of my mouth, but my voice is blended with his, as if we are talking at the same time. This… Feels really weird. "That temper tantrum was supposed to actually accomplish anything? You are not worthy to even have the low title of candidate…"

Both Purple Heart and Purple Sister's faces quickly jumps as they are clearly surprised by the voice. This is so edgy…

"H-his demeanor completely changed…" Purple heart says out loud as she points her sword at me. "I demand to know! Who are you?!" She yells with her strong voice.

"Who am I?" Konton begins. Please don't reveal my identity in front of the CPUs…. Not yet, anyways. "I was, and still am, the salvation for humanity. I was the one who dared to stand against the one true goddess, but to you fraudulent CPUs, I am the one who will bring your reign to a end! You shall know me as the Agent of Chaos!"

Dang… Konton just went in hard, didn't he?

Wait, I didn't agree to this name-

"I see… Agent of Chaos…" Purple heart says as she starts moving towards me. "You claim to be something very interesting… And that armor and drill… Histy will be pisty with me if I don't bring you in. Cross Combination!"

At that instant, Purple Heart charges at me with unparalleled speeds with her sword fully drawn, only having one intent.

If this was just me, I'm sure my body would have multiple parts on the ground right now. But the dark god inside me says otherwise. The drill I have parries Purple Hearts combo with every strike and block having so much strength and emotion in it. This might actually work… wait, in the back!

I notice Purple sister and her beam rifle pointed directly at me! Konton, watch ou-

It's no good. I feel an intense burning as the beam from the sword/gun hits me directly in the guess while I was in the middle of parrying. Losing my flow, Purple Heart takes advantage of the opportunity and lands a good hit on me.

I feel a sharp pain through the armor from the hit as I go flying and eventually skid and across the street. I must've travelled a good 100 meters….

However, I can feel the anger rising in Konton.

"You dare?!" We say while rising up from the mini crater we got put in. "Calamity Field!"

I look at my drill to see and feel a dark purple aura emitting from the drill.

It… Feels good…

We swing the drill up vertically towards the CPUs causing a giant wave to move towards them with massive dark crystals and vines forming behind the wave. The move is almost instant. Both Purple Heart and Purple Sister are trapped in between the crystals and are trapped by the vines.

I suddenly feel myself bending down and eventually jumping high into the air. And I'm talking like 70-100 Feet in the air.

"Carnage overdrive!" I find myself and Konton yelling.

I see my drill emitting even more darkness but this time I see lighting and electrical discharge cackling all over it as it glows bright red.

We charge at the CPUs trapped between the crystals from the air with great speeds. Purple Heart manages to cut herself out of the vines and crystals, but Purple Sister isn't so lucky. We make collision and all the crystals shatter in many mini explosions from the crystals reacting to the drill's contact.

That was amazing, Konton…

Purple Heart is now airborne looking down at what me and Konton just caused. As the shattered crystals in the air blow away, Purple Sister becomes visible. She is still standing, but it clearly struggling with her new injuries.

Purple Heart then looks at us with a furious look on her face. Even more so than the one Purple Sister was giving us earlier. I'm feeling major chills right now….

"….Neptune Break."

(A/N: I am SO SORRY I haven't been able to update. College exams have been driving me nuts as of late. I promise I haven't abandoned this story, I have been working on it in small parts every night for the last two weeks. I also had to decide whether or not to split this into two chapters, and I decided to that because otherwise this would be around 5000 words long. Thank you for being so patient. I'll see you next time! A lot of old characters you know and love are going to appear next chapter.)