Ace: So, skipping over how the tv people arrived, the fun part of Mephisto's Cooking Tips has arrived!

For the rest of the story (if the episode says "Season # Episode #"), it will be in Third person POV. If it isn't, then that means that Rin or someone else has come and wrote a chapter about how their life has changed because of Mephisto's show. Or that means that Yukio is reprimanding me for encouraging Mephisto to destroy something of minor importance, like an oven or a camera. Or Rin's homework.

Disclaimer: I don't own Blue Exorcist.


Season 1 Episode 1: Pancakes

"Are trying to create a dish, but don't know how to make it fantastic? Are you trying to find a new recipe that'll knock the socks of your guests (literally)? Or are you just wanting to see a fun show? If you said yes to any of the above, then Mephisto's Cooking Tips is here to help! Get ready for fun, food, and fiestas!"

"Mephisto's Cooking Tips is not responsible for death, dismemberment, destroyed equipment, disasters in general, or ruined dishes and houses or household supplies that may occur in your house. On set, however, it is Mephisto's fault, but don't tell him that we said that."

"Welcome, humans and demons, to the first episode of Mephisto's Cooking Tips!" Mephisto declared as he walked into the studio in front of the cameras. "For the pilot episode, we will make pancakes, but in only two minutes!"

Mephisto walked to the table, where there was a bowl, a box of pancake mix, eggs, a jug of milk, a spatula, a katana, sparkles, and dynamite. He looked at the cameras. "The first thing to do when making pancakes is to open the box. The best way to do that is to use a katana." He picks the katana up and slices the box in half.

Mephisto takes the box and dumps all of the contents into the bowl. "After placing the contents in the bowl, you throw in some eggs."

Mephisto took two dozen eggs and threw the eggs in whole. He tossed the cartons behind him where a cast member ran out to cath them, only for him to fall and get back up to leave. Mephisto didn't notice this, as he was examining the bowl. Nodding, he turned to the jug of milk. "And now we dump this jug of milk in."

Taking the jug, he dumped the jug's contents in. Somehow, the bowl doesn't overflow with all of the milk added. Smiling, Mephisto moved on to the next step.

"Now we mix it together with the sparkles," he stated as he threw the sparkles in as he mixed the bowl with the spatula. Satisfied with the mess he made, he continued.

"That seemed a bit fast... Oh wait, I forgot the vanilla!"

Mephisto dove behind the counter, throwing stuff out as he searched for said vanilla. He threw out cinnamon, sugar, a rubber duck, pepper, salt, garlic cloves, a polka dot shirt, some knives, some chives, some Blue Exorcist manga, a Blue Exorcist DVD, Rin's homework, one of Yukio's books, Kuro, a manual on how to cook breakfast meals, several autographs, a chicken or two, a bathtub, some watermelons, a duck, several photos of himself, and a DVD player. But Mephisto wasn't done. He then threw out some powdered garlic, several different seasonings for pizza, a pizza box, some pepperoni, and a dictionary. Mephisto popped back up, holding some crushed vanilla beans, a bottle of vanilla extract, some vanilla flowers, and some dried vanilla beans. The cast members ran out to move the stuff that Mephisto had thrown out, and at one point (somehow), Mephisto had also thrown a cow out.

"Hm, which vanilla do you add in...?" Mephisto muttered. "Oh well, I might as well throw them all in!" He smiled as he threw the vanilla in, forgetting to remove the vanilla extract from the bottle. He nodded and moved on.

"And now, the final step!" Mephisto declared happily. He placed the bowl on an oven. "We cook it with a flamethrower!"

Mephisto took out a flamethrower, put on a mask, and turned the flamethrower. The mixture proceeded to get lit, and began to burn.

"And then you add TNT to it!" Mephisto declared as he threw some in and disappeared. A glass case dropped in front of the camera as it moved backwards. After a few seconds, the pancake(?) mixture exploded and landed everywhere. Among the mixture, there were also pancakes in the shape of Mephisto's head.

"A success!" Mephisto declared as he reappeared. He picked up one of the pancakes and began to eat it. "Marvelous! It tastes wonderful! I can't wait to give it to my brothers!" Mephisto then looked at the camera. "All right humans and demons! Thanks for watching this episode, and, as always, don't forget to be fabulous!"

"Tune in next time to watch another smashing episode of Mephisto's Cooking Tips where another explosive demonstration will occur!"


Ace: *inspects the studio* Other than the bowl, nothing exploded! Huzzah! *throws confetti around the studio and begins to eat one of the pancakes*

Rin: *enters* Are those edible?

Ace: Yes. No. Maybe so. I don't know.

Rin: *sighs* Whatever.

Ace: Wait, was this episode two minutes?

Rin: No. It was longer.

Ace: Did you count the time?

Rin: No, but-

Ace: *completely ignores Rin and bites into the pancake* Until next time, folks!

Rin: *facepalms* I have to endure more of this insanity... Why am I even here...?

Ace: *stuffs part of the pancake in Rin's mouth and walks off*

Rin: *sighs and ends up eating the pancake*