A/N: The time line of this chapter is one week after what happened in chapter 3. Hope you guys like the chapter! As for whether or not this will be a Finchel or EvanBerry fanfic, I'm keeping that secret to myself. I guess you guys have to read it till the end to find out! So don't let the "Finn and Rachel as my main characters" fool u :P


Chapter 4: Rachel's Alter Ego

"So what's the big emergency?" asked an obviously irritated Mercedes.

" Mercedes, I know we've never been friends in the past, same with you Lauren, but I was hoping that since this is a new year, we can perhaps get to know each other more. Who knows maybe one day we can all be close." Rachel said all in one breath.

"The girl can sure talk." Lauren replied in a monotonous voice.

"I have no problem doing that white girl! We do have a lot of things in common!" Mercedes exclaimed excitedly.

"So is that all you wanted to talk to us about?" Lauren asked expectantly and immediately stood up from her chair and went straight for the door.

"I'm out."The quirky girl said before she was stopped by an offer she could not refuse.

"Well I wanted to sing for Glee today, and I want to make the song into three parts, the problem is I can't come up with a good voice that can fit all three of our voices. I want to be more flirty and confident since I believe that this would be the best way for me to get over Finn once and for all."

Both of the "bigger"girls smiled mischievously.

"I got the perfect one." Mercedes said and whispered into Lauren's ear.

"Great, I can finally make my singing debut!" Lauren exclaimed and then told Rachel about the song.

"Its perfect Mercedes. That song is fun, flirty with just the right amount of sexual innuendos!" Rachel said and smiled brightly.

" Then lets go get ready to perform it, Glee starts in less then 20 minutes!"


"Mr. Shue?"

"Yes Rachel?"

" I was wondering if I could get approval for a song I am planning to sing with Mercedes and Lauren?"

" What's the song you want to cover?"

" It's a surprise but I can tell you that the singer we are covering is Kelis."

" I shouldn't be letting you this without knowing the name of the song. But I suppose that since you're getting Lauren to get out of her shell more and because I'm seeing you happy for the first time in a long time, I'll let it slide." the curly haired Spanish teacher said and smiled at the brunette.

"Thank you so much Mr. Shue!" She exclaimed and ran out of the choir room full of excitement.


Rachel: Meet me the auditorium ASAP. Mr. Shue approved our number.

Mercedes: That's great! I'll be there in five minutes, just have to eat my last two tots...

Lauren: How did you do it?

Rachel: I have my ways ;)

Lauren: LOL, okay then... I'm on my way!


" To start things off today's Glee Meeting, I've decided to let Rachel, Mercedes and Lauren do a cover of a song." Mr. Shue said as everyone started to pile in.

" Great, the losers finally know their place." Quinn whispered as she heard the news.

"Don't talk about them like that Quinn, its just not right." Sam, her boyfriend told her discreetly.

" Whatever." The blonde girl said and rolled her eyes as she sat down.

"So where are they?" Tina asked referring to the just mentioned girls.

" We're almost ready!" Mercedes yelled from Mr. Shue's office.

Milk Shake

Sung By: Kelis

Covered by: Rachel, Mercedes and LaurenAll

Mercedes:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Suddenly the lights were completely turned off and in a flash, one spotlight came on as the music started. Mercedes proudly strutted to the stage and made it to the center just as the first verse was about to start.

Lauren:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Then Lauren came from the other side dressed in a dress similar to the one she had worn for sectionals. Although a bit nervous, she couldn't wait to prove to everyone of them that she could sing! Maybe not as good as Mercedes, Kurt or Rachel but hopefully they will appreciate her now and no longer consider her as just a fill in.

Rachel:

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

As soon as Rachel made her appearance, all the guys were gaping at how the diva looked. It was good thing for those that had girlfriends! Rachel was swaying her hips from side to side to the rhythm of the song and a playful smirk adorned her lips as she finished her verse.

[Chorus]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
La la-lalala,
The boys are waiting

Rachel's skirt kept moving dangerously higher and higher as the song continued, her tanned legs looking like they could go on for miles and the white tank-top and black leather combo was certainly making her chest popped out in all the right places.

La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

By now, wolf whistles and cat-calls were being heard from the guys while Santana and Quinn glared daggers at Rachel after noticing the reaction she was evoking from the Glee Boys.

Mercedes:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Remembering the lesson in hairography, she added it to their dance routine but the rest of New Directions could not have noticed. They were all busy watching Rachel dance. Maybe in the past this would have caused some jealousy, but in reality this was what Rachel needed to be happy again. The diva loves the spotlight and what better way to cheer her up right?

Lauren:

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

Lauren took some time to wander around the room with her eyes and immediately noticed the expression Mr. Shue had. She almost laughed, which would have cause her to mess up the song. Good thing that didn't happen. But Mr. Shue looked downright terrified and looking like conflicted over stopping their fun or acting like the adult and stopping the performance...

[Chorus]

La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

With that, all three girls got to the edge of the stage and blew a kiss at all the boys. What Finn noticed was that Rachel in particular blew her kiss at Puck and had not even looked his way throughout the whole performance. Meanwhile, Puck pretended to get all hot and bothered and fanned himself. Rachel shook her head at her friend's antics as she walked back as they were repeating the chorus.

La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

All:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

By now all the lights were on and Rachel looked in Quinn and Santana's direction and just smirked. Things were definitely going to change after today. She thought. Those two will never walk all over me ever again! The two cheerleaders just remained unemotional, clearly trying not to give "Man Hands" the satisfaction that she had won this battle.

Rachel:

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent.

Feeling like continuing her mind-games, she made her way to where Sam was at, which was right at the front. She grabbed him by his collar and brought them closer together. The poor boy looked shocked at her actions, since they hadn't spoken more then a few words here and there. But now, all of a sudden she's all over him! Rachel leaned even and thinking she was going to say something, Sam allowed her. Out of nowhere she kisses his cheek and slaps his ass. Sam turns around to see two very pissed off people. Quinn, his girlfriend and Finn, Rachel's ex-boyfriend, who by the looks of it still liked Rachel. If Sam didn't know any better he could swear that Rachel was trying to provoke those two.

[Chorus]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting.

Everyone else seemed to be oblivious to what had just transpired. Lauren and Mercedes were having a blast sing together while everyone else was busy paying attention to the performance. How oblivious of them, perhaps they could have stopped what was about to

La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting/

Oh. Snap. Quinn looked ready to claw Rachel's eyes out. This was the reaction she had been expecting from the blonde head-cheerleader. This is only the beginning Quinn...

While Mercedes and Lauren finished off the chorus. Rachel motioned Sam to get closer to her. The way Sam seem to follow was like a siren luring a sailor. He knew that at this point everyone was watching the two and the way they were interacting.

Rachel:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge...

As she finished the last word in the song, she crashed her lips on Sam's and kissed him. Everyone was shocked to say the least. At first Sam refused to respond, but succumb a few second later and wrapped his arms around her waist. The two kissed for a while longer until Mr. Shue coughed rather loudly. Both teens separated and Sam looked around the room, suddenly aware of what he'd done. However, he couldn't see Quinn anywhere.

" Great song girls!" Mike cheered, as an attempt to clear the tension that was hanging in the air.

"Where are you going Q?" Rachel yelled.

" Screw you Man Hands, why do you always have to go after my sloppy seconds?" The blonde yelled furiously from the doors that lead to the outside.

Rachel smirked and squeezed one of Sam's biceps.

"Just giving you a taste of your own medicine Quinn."

"What are you going on about treasure trail?"

The rest of New Directions were awkwardly watching the conversation that Quinn and Rachel were currently having.

" Sam, you deserve to know the truth and find out once and for all what kind of person you're girlfriend actually is." Rachel stated and brought Sam to stand closer to her.

Quinn finally catching on yelled " Don't believe anything she says, she's just bitter cause she was so ugly and clingy that Finn came running back to me!" and as soon as she realized what she said she covered her mouth.

"What is going on?" asked a very confused Sam.

"Samuel, I believe that you deserved to know that Quinn and Finn having been seeing secretly seeing each other since Finn broke up with me back in December."

" Is what Rachel saying true Quinn?"

"I-"


All I'm saying is that be prepared for a lot of tension and drama to last for a while! Lol as you can see some unexpected "romances" are emerging. Stay tuned to TCCRB! And yes, I ended it in a cliffy :P lol