I've Got Hair!...?

Ok curry-llama here. I'll be writing from Genos's point of view this chapter. Watch and see in this episodes twists and turns as our favourite ex-bald superhero somehow manages to cope with the struggles of having hair!

Disclaimer…

I could only ever dream of owning hair or Saitama's super baldness. Sob I don't own One Punch Man

I watched sensei relentlessly. How could he not realise that he was a danger to himself and the world around him? Maybe his hair was more trouble than it's worth.

"Genos," he yelped as he was being dragged away by a bunch of women.

"Sensei!" I acknowledged as I grabbed his outstretched hands and flew him to the top of the building. "This is of the outmost importance! Puri Puri Prisoner isn't far behind and you are attracting far too much attention from the female populace. We have to- sensei!"

I was cut from my thoughts when I noticed sensei was sulking in the corner. I walked over slowly not really comprehending the situation. Suddenly in inhuman speed he latched up and grabbed my shirt with tear stained cheeks!

"N-no more discounts!" he wailed.

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There were a few times in my life when I just didn't know what to say… this was going to come up as one of them.

"Sensei, you have a muscled man, who is chasing after your affections, and the female populace is going out of control and you are worried about discounts?!"

"Genos it is not yet time for you to understand the extent to which I am suffering! It is better you leave me in the dirt to perish… without my 50% off udon!"

I watched my sensei act pitiful and was about to cry myself. Oh how the mighty has fallen. I could not bear to watch him suffer anymore. Suddenly something came to mind. I looked at my sobbing teacher and wondered if there was in fact a way out of this mess.

"Sensei, I might just have a way for you to get that 50% off next time," I said smiling as the hope in sensei's eyes resurfaced.

LINE BREAK!

"What does changing my clothes have to do with any of this?" I asked looking down at the black latex.

I watched as Genos pulled down a chart seemingly out of nowhere.

"You see women have a senseless taste for dark brooding men, with good looks, and most of all good hair. It's been proven in the many women's magazines I have read to understand their true nature. As seen in Women's timely, they spoke of me as a mystery hence wanting to know more about me and my personality. It is what draws them in. Like a fish to its bait if you want to put it that way-"

"Less than 20 words Genos!" I reminded growing irritated by the moment.

"To put it simply sensei, you can have discounts if you are popular"

"What does that have to do with women?"

I watched Genos shake his head like it was meant to be obvious. My mind wandered elsewhere. Maybe it was the impending thought that every time I walked to a store that I would never be allowed that customary 10% discount.

Suddenly a store worker came up to me with a bunch of outfits. I wondered why she was carrying them but since Genos seemed welcome of the gesture I said nothing. She also looked a bit sick…

"Are you alright? You're going red, you might have a fever," I pointed out.

"Ah! I'm completely fine sir! I-I was just wondering if you could try these on," she said quickly… too quickly. What was she trying to hide? Could she possibly be a monster in disguise? Oh well, I could deal with it when it happened.

I went into the room and changed.

~An hour later

"WE ARE NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!"

I looked at my sensei and sighed. He beat monsters even gods couldn't possibly hope to fight and yet he couldn't resist the glare of a female store worker. To be fair even I couldn't say no to that scary woman. After the sixth change of clothes it was getting more than a just bit dull. Still- we are making a bit of progress. I ended up buying sensei a navy blue shirt with a black jacket, and a matching pair of tight black jeans. Now it was it was the moment of truth.

"We're here," I said anxiously.

The looming sign of the corner store shone bright above us. I could vaguely see the look of anticipation and fear of failure cross sensei's eyes.

"I will get that discount!" sensei exclaimed, eyes focused, and face set in grim determination.

Yes it was truly the moment of truth

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Sorry for leaving it at a cliffy. Not the funniest chapter I have written but I'm hoping it'll add to the conclusion of the plot… which won't be too far away.