The Son of Heaven
I Dont own Anything
Chapter 3
Back in the Throne room, at Olympus the gods were planning their trip to school.
Alright everybody listen up Zeus said, everybody needs to pick a name and everybody is going to stay in The Apartment complex where Hera Percy and i Reside
You will be TO persons sharing an apartment, i am sure it wont be a problem since the Apartments ar big enough so everybody can have their space, Myself and Son and dearest Wife have the entire top floor all the apartments up there has been mended into one big household.
Now all we need to do is to tell each other the names but everybody needs to know not only your roommate, so Hades you go first.
I Hades have a name picked out. and i will be sharing room with my Wife
Persephone have you decided a name ? Yes my lord yes i have, said Persephone.
Athena Have you decided on a name you will be comfortable with during our school stay? Yes my lord Yes i have, and who will you stay with ? i will share with Artemis
Hestia do you have a picked out a name ? said Zeus, Yes i have Hestia said also i will share with Poseidon. Hestia said, is that okay with you Little one she said while smirking while everyone snickered, Everyone knew how much Zeus hated being referred by his age the only ones who were allowed to ask Hera and Percy.
Hestia you know how Much i hate it when my age is the center so lets move on shall we. Zeus said while glaring
Hermes do you have a name and a roommate ? Yes to both Hermes said my roommate is the one and only one APOLLO, he said while the two of them highfived, why does that not surprise me Zeus said.
Hephaestus do you have a name and a roommate ? Zeus asked ? Yes i have Hephaestus answered.
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Hades/ Persephone. Harris/Paris.
Poseidon/ Hestia. William/ Emily
"Aphrodite is no longer with Ares and have gone back to Her husband
Hephaestus/Aphrodite. Thomas/Sofia.
Athena/ Artemis. Aaliyah/ Alexis.
Hermes/Apollo. Flynn/Howard
Zeus will be known in School as Trent
Hera will be known as Isabella
Ares since you are alone you will join Dionysus in Camp Halfblood
and so it is decided you are all to go home and start packing the needs also we are going to shop tomorrow in school supplies' is that understood Zeus Thundered.
Yes came it from all gods in the throne room. Good now before you go Persephone can you watch Hades and Percy tonight, we have a hot date Zeus and Hera said? Yes i can come over at anytime you want said. just be there by 19.00 and you guys can have pizza Hera said, yes but why do i have to watch my Husband ? she asked.
Well last time he watched Percy he tried to drag him to a strip club also he ruined our couch by vomiting all over it Hera said while looking at her Brother who gulped.
okay see there Persephone said while flashing out.
do you think it is the right thing going to his school ? Hera said to Zeus ? Yes because one we get to see his school life and we can learn to adapt to the modern world but i do belive that we are a bit busy right now Zeus said, and why is that Hera asked ?. Because you my dear have a dress to find i myself a suit also because Percy is done with school in a hour and think we should pick him up so we can see the school, okay let's do it he will definitely be pleased, Hera said while looking at Zeus.
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Mean while at Goode Percy was glancing nervously at the clock it said 15:25 seeing that the panic started to rise in him as he only had a few moments to get out of class and fast away from school, Luke wanted to beat him just because he could and Thalia wouldnt lift a finger to save him, he was also starting to run out of excuses why he was home so fast and why he couldn't do certain things, because he was in pain from the beatings.
Just 30 minutes more and then its time Percy thought. while paying Attention to his teacher, suddenly he felt something hit his head but he knew what it was, it were trying to provoke him during the last few minutes they had back also it was to remind him of what were about to happen when the clock said 16:00. Okay the next week we will start on the Greek gods and the great tragedies and with Everyone have a nice day said the Teacher.
Okay here we go Percy thought the minute he came close to the front doors of Goode but what he didnt expect at all were that Teachers and students were standing looking at a Huge limousine and more important The limo that belonged to his dad, but the question were why are his Parents here suddenly the door opened and out came the family butler who started to open op the car door and greeting Percy at the same time, all this happened while all the teachers and students were looking at the scene in awe.
Hi mom Hi dad Percy said the minute he were in his seat, Hey honey Hera said while giving him a light peck on his cheek and ruffling his hair.
Hey kiddo Zeus said while giving Percy a hug, and said to Hera and honey could you please stop embarrassing the poor kid i mean he is 14 Years old soon to be 15. Percy gave his dad a look that said thanks but i dont think she'll ever stop though.
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uhm not to be rude or anything but why exactly are you guys picking me up? Percy asked,
Well we both had some free time from our jobs so we decided to pick you up
Also we have some news Hera said.
"Please dont divorce because of me i know you guys love each other so couldnt you guys just work it out Percy rambled because of the nerves he got when he heard his mother said they had some news and he recently did a assignment on divorced kids and how it would effect them.
Uhm sweetheart we are not getting a divorce Hera said to her son who was trembling with nerves and it showed all over him.
Zeus and I have a date tonight so Persephone is watching you, is that okay?
Yes but is uncle Hades going to be there Percy asked still nervous he hadn't forgotten the last time His uncle watched him.
Yes but Persephone isnt allowing him to do anything this time except order a Pizza Hera said to calm down her son.
Okay and dad could you help me with my assignment Percy asked while looking at Zeus? that depends on what it is Zeus asked while nervous he really sucked at math so he prayed to his mother that it wasnt math.
It is from Greek history we are doing an assignment next week about the gods and ti like to have my bases covered he said, Phew Zeus thought that was close.
Yes i will gladly help you, which gods have you picked out Zeus asked
Zeus and Hera, Percy said not noticing how his Parents smiled
okay ask and i shall answer to my knowledge Zeus said.
Well according to my teacher Zeus was gay for his brothers Percy said while.
"Zeus in his shocked condition where starting to come back, Never in his life he would defend himself for his Favorite son who thought he was gay because of a Mortal who apparently have his facts wrong.
Percy, Zeus said, "Zeus was not gay in fact he never looked at other men especially his brothers,
Okay Percy i didnt think so either but our Teacher does this weird thing where he drops some information that is never correct just so he be sure people listen and actually do their homework, in fact he said that Hades were a closet transsexual who wore dresses and make up.
Hera just sat there inwardly laughing so much it hurts Her Husband was supposedly Gay and her brother wore dresses.
Percy i will tell you all but did your Teacher mention any of the Female goddess? Zeus said while thinking he might have laugh, Yes in fact he belive that Hera is in secret Relationship with Both Athena and Artemis Percy said while not noticing how pale his mother suddenly became. Zeus for a second time had been speechless
Dear god next week will be the greatest pain in my ass Zeus thought to himself,
Dad, Dad,DAD Percy shouted, what have we told you about Yelling Zeus said
sorry but you zoned out while i said something also i think mom is sick look at how pale she is, Percy said,
When did she started looking like this Zeus asked a little Nervous well since i told you guys about what my teacher said about Hera and Athena and Artemis being in Relationship. oh right well we are almost home so let get her up to bed okay Percy Zeus said, Yes dad
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"Hera's thoughts how in the living hell can my son think i am a lesbian whats more he thinks Arty and Athena is Lesbians too, please Percy dont talk about this again especially to them they will murder you for thinking this.
Come on Percy lets get your mother into bed okay that if you take her legs i'll her arms Percy said while thinking what could have put his mother into this state of shock. Do you feel better mom do you think you can stand or do you need me and dads help Percy asked while looking at his mom? I am alright honey sorry for worrying you guys Hera said while looking at Zeus and a extremely nervous Percy.
When Zeus and Hera were alone in their bedroom, Hera are you alright i know what Percy said might have been a bit too much, i know that he doesnt know about us Being the Gods and how powerful he is, but i want to make sure you are alright if not we can cancel dinner Tonight? Zeus said to Hera, i am alright dear it was just a shock i mean how can the teacher still be called a teacher if he teaches stuff like this?
I know what you mean Zeus said, i am not gay and Hades isnt a transsexual who wears dresses? but i might die if Percy mentions this to him Zeus said.
I Hear you Hera said but remember Next week we are starting at Percy's school which mean we have to deal with incorrectly facts about us. also i think we should get a copy of Percy's schedule so we can help each other out Hera said to Zeus.
that will be a great idea? but i think that we need to have another council meeting where we discuss the facts Percy said to us also so we can prepare for the worst
okay but for now you need to find a dress and i need a special suit Zeus said.
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Suddenly Zeus and Hera could hear their son started talking with someone
it turned out that Percy had let Hades and Persephone in and they were chatting
Hello Hades and Persephone Nice of you guys to watch Percy tonight Zeus said.
it is our pleasure we love spending time with the little guy Persephone said.
What she said Hades while ruffling Percy's hair, Hey Percy said.
Come here sweetheart and give your mother a kiss Hera said to Percy,
Can i get a hug Zeus asked Percy who gave his mother a peck on cheek
and his dad a hug. Wait up Percy Zeus said, i cant i have homework and i need to train on my piano. How is it that you can be my son when i was your age did you know what i used to do ? Zeus said, no because it is inappropriate and pardon the Language but sexist Percy said to his dad.
Come on honey we have a reservation at 19:45 we can't miss Hera said to her husband who smiled at his son and then looked to Hera. yes lets get moving
"Hades POV (Decided to do some POV so it makes it easier)
How in The name of Hell can Percy be the son the of Zeus and still be so down to earth ? Hades thought
Now Percy which Pizza would you like? Persephone asked, a large pepperoni with Extra Tomato Sauce and Extra Cheese and Garlic and Olive please he said. and what would you like to drink? A Cola he said okay i will call the pizza man so you can just do want you want to do in the meanwhile Persephone said, Okay Percy said.
Zeus and Hera
At the Restaurant an Italian that they love so much they have a special table for them
Well over little boy is definitely something Zeus said, Yes he is but i am wondering how can it be that he never brings friends and girls home? Hera said, i have been wondering about that too Zeus said well we will found out next week, but i am thinking we need to discuss the Teaching and how it affect us i mean i am still shivering about the stuff that His History teacher Told him Zeus said.
Well You are right we need a meeting to discuss this because Artemis will kill him when she hears that he called her a Lesbian and Athena would gladly help her Hera said. We will bring that to the meeting but for now i would just like to enjoy spending time with my Wife Zeus said, oh arent you quiet the charmer Hera said or are you just wanting to get into my pants? She said. both Zeus said and then they laughed.
At the Jackson Reside Persephone got their Pizza's Hades tipped to obviously stoned Pizza guy.
So Perce anything special going on in your life Persephone asked her Nephew ?
Uhm yes i have a test at greek Mythology coming up next so i am studying that Percy said while not noticing how Aunt and Uncle looked at each other,
Percy when you say you have a Test at Greek Mythology what does that mean exactly Hades asked ?
Well i have to write an assignment on The gods and Heroes but our Teacher has his information Wrong on so many levels so its a little hard to know what he means, Percy said. What do you mean wrong information Persephone asked ?
Well he told me That Hades the Lord of the Underworld were a transsexual who was wearing Makeup and was extremely gay for His brothers bot so was Zeus and Poseidon Percy said while not noticing how pale his Uncle suddenly Became.
Uhm Percy have you mentioned this to anybody? Hades asked while feeling sick to his stomach about what he have just heard, Yes Percy said in fact i asked Dad to help me about this assignment because he knows so much about it Percy said while eating his Pizza.
We need to have a serious Meeting Hades Told His wife and Zeus in his thoughts about what it Came from Zeus and Hera who where enjoying their time together
Percy have just said something disturbing about his Lesson in Greek History Hades said while trying to contain his anger about being called a transsexual who wore Makeup.
Zeus Pov
Hades You do not do something right now Tomorrow we will have a meeting where this will be discussed because you are not the only one who had to suffer this Myself and Hera and Artemis and Athena have also been victims of this Monstrosity Zeus said. Okay but i will be sending his teachers soul to the fields of punishment when he dies Hades said. okay but for now enjoy your pizza and dont do anything stupid Hera said, me Stupid Hades said a little Outraged, you took my son to a strip club and left him there while you bought private lap dances all night and forgot to drive Percy to school so he was late and i got called into a meeting to discuss this Hera said angry. Duly noted Hades said shimmering he knew that his sister had his mothers wrath and he alongside his brothers were too afraid of her.
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Back at the Jackson Residence.
So Percy have you met anyone special Persephone asked hoping to calm down an exploding situation which would have happened if Percy continued even if it wasnt his fault.
Do you mean a girl he asked ? Yes a girl someone you give flowers to and are happy with Persephone said.
um not really well i helped a cute girl today who was new he said
but i wont do anything he said.
Why not Hades said baffled, Well according to dad girls are special but i am not really fancying anybody at the moment but when it happen i will come Persephone because i will need her help with flowers and that stuff he said.
why not your cool uncle Hades, Hades asked? well last time you left me at a strip club and had a stripper driving me home because they closed and you slept at the bar so i dont think you are the role model. plus i have heard how you and dad and uncle Poseidon talk about women in general and calling your wives the ballbustergang Percy said. after that sentence Persephone started glaring at her Husband who became extremely pale . Uncle are you feeling sick like mom did earlier Percy asked hoping it was a no so it wasnt a flu or anything. Yes i am fine now why dont you get your homework and we can do it here Hades begged while avoiding the Glare his wife sent him "it said you are gonna get it Later mister.
Okay but would you please find The Greatest of Mozart it is what i always listen to when i study Percy said. okay Hades said while going through his Record Collection
So you are wearing dresses and makeup Persephone while looking at Hades with a blank expression, NO I AM NOT Hades said trying to keep calm but it was hard.
Are you sure we dont spend much time Persephone while starting to laugh at him
STOP LAUGHING IT ISNT FUNNY Hades who couldn't keep calm any longer.
oh yes it yes but i will stop for now but i cant wait to tell my mother this Persephone said while smirking at Hades who became paler than he already was.
Please dont tell i beg you Hades said while on his knees. Never in my life will i have ever thought i would see Hades on his knees it came from behind him.
There in the doorway stood Zeus Hera and Demeter who had watched the entire thing. i see you guys tomorrow Hades said while leaving.
Why are you guys home didnt you have a nicely room booked Persephone said
Yes we did but Percy said he heard Hades shout at you so he thought that maybe you guys needed personal time and it would looks he was right Hera said
no its just Hades being a baby about all of this its nothing i havent dealt with before Persephone said but why are you here mother she asked well i heard something about Hades and i thought you and Perseus were in danger so i came but the sight wasnt one i am used to, Him begging not for you to tell me some sort of a secret
i'll admit i never had guessed that.
Zeus and Hera just go to your hotel i will make sure Percy is at school tomorrow go out and enjoy your night even Percy would say the same thing if he wasnt studying right now Persephone said.
shall we my dear Zeus asked his wife who said yes, but let us first say good night to him after you Zeus said to his wife who giggled because she was a bit drunk.
Knock Knock it said on Percy's door who is it? He asked its your Parent's Percy Hera said okay come in then.
Hey Percy we just came to say goodnight to you Zeus said also Persephone and Demeter will drive you to school tomorrow and remember we need a copy of your schedule Hera Said while pecking him okay and good night Percy said.
shall we my dear Zeus said to his drunk wife yes we shall Hera said
Tomorrow is going to be one hell of day Zeus thought to himself
