== A.N. ==

Hello! How ya doing?

Well I'm back with a new chapter for Naruto!

I don't own the characters

Enjoy! And see you at the end!

Book of Texts: Naruto (chapter four)

Gai to Kakashi

Gai:Sup Bakashi! (:D)

Kakashi:What do you want mighty gay?

Gai:Let's do some training!

Kakashi:How about no, and go get a life?

Gai:*whines* But Kakashiiiiii! You're wasting your youth!

Kakashi:Dude (-_-) have you seen my hair? It's gray!

Gai:And?

Kakashi:I don't know, just leave me alone and go ruin some little kids' lives! (Poor Lee…)

Gai:You're mean

Kakashi:Just leave me alone, you shit haircut guy!

Gai:Its might guy!

Kakashi:Sure, keep telling yourself that….

Gai:You see that sass; put it in your pocket

Kakashi:You see this ass? Why don't you just kiss it and leave me alone!

Gai:Kakashi?

Kakashi:What?

Gai:Why don't you like me?

Kakashi:Because I'm straight

Gai:Not like that!

Kakashi:Then?

Gai:Why can't we be friends?

Kakashi:I swear that if you start singing that shitty song, I will go to your house and chop off your balls

Gai:Why can't you just say nice things once in a while?

Kakashi:Do you want me to be nice?

Gai:Yes!

Kakashi:Ok

Gai:So…

Kakashi:Since I'm a nice friend let me tell you that you have a shitty haircut and that you should probably just be bald instead of having that mess on top of your head

Gai:Kakashi

Kakashi:No, let me finish

Gai:But

Kakashi:SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!

Gai:…..

Kakashi:That shit you wear doesn't suit you; it makes your junk look small and your ass look big

Gai:Kakashi

Kakashi:You should probably burn that shit and stop making Lee wear the same thing

Gai:Please

Kakashi:You are the reason that Lee looks like a dumbass and turned out being naïve and retarded

Gai:Dude

Kakashi:Also, who the fucks are his parents? Are you bitches related or something, cuz I swear you look like Lee's old as fuck twin!

Gai:KAKASHI!

Kakashi:WHAT!

Gai:SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE I KICK YOUR TEETH IN!

Kakashi:See? That's how a normal conversation between friends goes on (: D)

Gai:Huh?

Kakashi:We cuss at each other and talk about hurting each other instead of that dumbass crap you always talk about

Gai:Kakashi

Kakashi:What?

Gai:You're a dick

Kakashi:I know and a very big one

Gai:I'd say kill me now, but we're ninjas so you might actually do it

Kakashi:Anything for a friend (: D)

Gai:Now I remember why I stopped texting you

Kakashi:Yup

Gai:I'll go train now

Kakashi:Tell Lee he looks like a dumbass and that he should get a haircut for me since you're probably going to train together

Gai:This is why you have no friends

Kakashi:No, this is why I'm not friends with you

Gai:Harsh much

Kakashi:No I'm just honest

Gai:Wow…

Kakashi:I'll let you go train now (: D)

After that Gai didn't ask Kakashi to train anymore…..

The end!

== A.N. ==

Was that funny?

I don't know I expected it to turn out better…..

Well that was more or less how I think they would talk (not really… I bet Kakashi would just probably ignore his texts XD hehe I'm so mean)

Well just know I tried to make it funny

Oh and Draco-Lord of Darkness thanks for letting me know (have a special lollipop) and I labeled them so the dialogue wouldn't be so confusing (: D)

Anyways bye! Love you! And see u later! *high-fives u and throws you a chocolate*