== A.N. ==
Hello! How ya doing?
Well I'm back with a new chapter for Naruto!
I don't own the characters
Enjoy! And see you at the end!
Book of Texts: Naruto (chapter four)
Gai to Kakashi
Gai:Sup Bakashi! (:D)
Kakashi:What do you want mighty gay?
Gai:Let's do some training!
Kakashi:How about no, and go get a life?
Gai:*whines* But Kakashiiiiii! You're wasting your youth!
Kakashi:Dude (-_-) have you seen my hair? It's gray!
Gai:And?
Kakashi:I don't know, just leave me alone and go ruin some little kids' lives! (Poor Lee…)
Gai:You're mean
Kakashi:Just leave me alone, you shit haircut guy!
Gai:Its might guy!
Kakashi:Sure, keep telling yourself that….
Gai:You see that sass; put it in your pocket
Kakashi:You see this ass? Why don't you just kiss it and leave me alone!
Gai:Kakashi?
Kakashi:What?
Gai:Why don't you like me?
Kakashi:Because I'm straight
Gai:Not like that!
Kakashi:Then?
Gai:Why can't we be friends?
Kakashi:I swear that if you start singing that shitty song, I will go to your house and chop off your balls
Gai:Why can't you just say nice things once in a while?
Kakashi:Do you want me to be nice?
Gai:Yes!
Kakashi:Ok
Gai:So…
Kakashi:Since I'm a nice friend let me tell you that you have a shitty haircut and that you should probably just be bald instead of having that mess on top of your head
Gai:Kakashi
Kakashi:No, let me finish
Gai:But
Kakashi:SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!
Gai:…..
Kakashi:That shit you wear doesn't suit you; it makes your junk look small and your ass look big
Gai:Kakashi
Kakashi:You should probably burn that shit and stop making Lee wear the same thing
Gai:Please
Kakashi:You are the reason that Lee looks like a dumbass and turned out being naïve and retarded
Gai:Dude
Kakashi:Also, who the fucks are his parents? Are you bitches related or something, cuz I swear you look like Lee's old as fuck twin!
Gai:KAKASHI!
Kakashi:WHAT!
Gai:SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE I KICK YOUR TEETH IN!
Kakashi:See? That's how a normal conversation between friends goes on (: D)
Gai:Huh?
Kakashi:We cuss at each other and talk about hurting each other instead of that dumbass crap you always talk about
Gai:Kakashi
Kakashi:What?
Gai:You're a dick
Kakashi:I know and a very big one
Gai:I'd say kill me now, but we're ninjas so you might actually do it
Kakashi:Anything for a friend (: D)
Gai:Now I remember why I stopped texting you
Kakashi:Yup
Gai:I'll go train now
Kakashi:Tell Lee he looks like a dumbass and that he should get a haircut for me since you're probably going to train together
Gai:This is why you have no friends
Kakashi:No, this is why I'm not friends with you
Gai:Harsh much
Kakashi:No I'm just honest
Gai:Wow…
Kakashi:I'll let you go train now (: D)
After that Gai didn't ask Kakashi to train anymore…..
The end!
== A.N. ==
Was that funny?
I don't know I expected it to turn out better…..
Well that was more or less how I think they would talk (not really… I bet Kakashi would just probably ignore his texts XD hehe I'm so mean)
Well just know I tried to make it funny
Oh and Draco-Lord of Darkness thanks for letting me know (have a special lollipop) and I labeled them so the dialogue wouldn't be so confusing (: D)
Anyways bye! Love you! And see u later! *high-fives u and throws you a chocolate*
