Jasper Hale
1. Tell him emotional men are gay
2. Change your emotions all the time
3. Tell him the Confederate Army sucks
4. Tell him Maria is looking for him
5. Call him emo
6. Run
7. Every time you see him salute him
8. Ruin his clothes and make him go shopping with Alice
9. Lock him in a room with a bleeding human
10. Lock him in a room full of girls that are pregnant
11. Lock him in a room full of girls with their periods
12. Watch him suffer
13. Have Emmett join in on the emotional rampage
14. Show affection towards someone
15. Watch him stare at the one you supposedly love
16. Salute him
17. Have Emmett continuously salute him
18. Call him general
19 Or officer
20. Salute him
21. Feel hatred towards Alice
22. Run up and try to bite him
23. Get a paper cut and stick it on your mouth
24. Listen to Bleed it Out around him
25. Give him a confederate sit
26. Burn it.
27. Give him a piece of paper that says TURN OVER on both sides
28. Laugh and say ha you are really a blond
29. Have Emmett and Edward hold him down to watch Hannah Montana
30. Laugh at his dispense
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