Jasper Hale

1. Tell him emotional men are gay

2. Change your emotions all the time

3. Tell him the Confederate Army sucks

4. Tell him Maria is looking for him

5. Call him emo

6. Run

7. Every time you see him salute him

8. Ruin his clothes and make him go shopping with Alice

9. Lock him in a room with a bleeding human

10. Lock him in a room full of girls that are pregnant

11. Lock him in a room full of girls with their periods

12. Watch him suffer

13. Have Emmett join in on the emotional rampage

14. Show affection towards someone

15. Watch him stare at the one you supposedly love

16. Salute him

17. Have Emmett continuously salute him

18. Call him general

19 Or officer

20. Salute him

21. Feel hatred towards Alice

22. Run up and try to bite him

23. Get a paper cut and stick it on your mouth

24. Listen to Bleed it Out around him

25. Give him a confederate sit

26. Burn it.

27. Give him a piece of paper that says TURN OVER on both sides

28. Laugh and say ha you are really a blond

29. Have Emmett and Edward hold him down to watch Hannah Montana

30. Laugh at his dispense

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