Hey all! For all you late night readers, here's chapter four! Sorry i didn't do it sooner, my computer was down D':. Anyway, thanks LOADS for your positive feedback and i hope you guys like this next part!


Oh, the humanity!

Goddesses, if there was an award for the most spine-crawling, creepiest and gross monster of all time, this thing would take the cake. No, it would take the whole freaking birthday party.

It's a spider. Now, I know what you're thinking: Oh, Link, come on, suck it up. Just step on the thing.

No. No, I cannot step on it. Mostly because it doesn't fit under my shoes. If anything, it'd squish me.

It's about ten feet tall and twenty billion feet long. It takes up about half the room I'm in with it's several long legs and fat blue and brown body. But that's not what's unsettling. Nope, it's the fact that it's not exactly a spider. I'm not too sure what it is, but I know it isn't really a spider. It's huge, (no kidding), with these weirdo spikey things all over and, worst of all, one huge yellow eye right in the middle of it's... face.

Nightmare fuel.

It growls, through I'm not sure how since I don't see a mouth and it's front legs start to dance around, preparing to strike. Oh, great Din.

"Hey!" Siri suddenly pipes up from my hand. "Guess what Link?"

"What is it?" I ask through clenched teeth, eyes trained on this monster.

"I can do so many things as your guardian phone!" she says robotishly happily.

I look down at her. "What does that have to do with ANYTHING?!"

"Well, if you hold me up to something, I can tell you what it is. All I have to do is take a picture, scramble the data, program it into my internal dictionary, search for –– "

"SIRI! JUST DO IT!" I roar and hold her up to the monster.

"Okay, okay! Sheesh, Mr. Angry pants!" She says and then a bright white light flashes in my eyes. Momentarily blinded, I stoop over, rubbing my eyes in pain. When I blink a few times and can see, I notice that the spider has begun to move across the room towards me, hissing in anger.

"Arrrrrgh!" I scream and run along the circular wall, trying to escape it, waiting for Siri to finish her search.

"Okay! All done!" says Siri (finally). "Yes, yes, this is definitely a spider."

I literally stop running and look down at her. I contemplate chucking her to the spider itself, but then think better. "Okay... I know. What it is. But is there anything useful you can tell me?"

"I thought I was useful! Anyhoo, it's called Queen Gohma and it's most vulnerable when it's eye is red. Shoot it then!"

"Shoot it?" I repeat. "I don't have anything to shoot it with."

I whirl around and am greeted by the gleaming golden eye of Gohma. I jump backwards, startled by how close it is and dive to the side to miss a near fatal blow. It's leg slams down a mere two inches from where my face is in the dirt and I scramble away right into the wall. I cower in fear as Gohma looms over me, her "face" eyeball thingy just five feet above me, all her legs surrounding me.

That's when her golden eyes suddenly switches from it's golden state to a blood red, the veins popping forward through the lens. Gross.

But wait... It's red! I can attack it! Now's my chance!

But... how...?

It takes all of five second for my mind to react and then I'm hurtling Siri straight at the eyeball of the sucker. My aim is near perfect and slams the thing right in it's gleaming lens, making it stumble backwards. Siri lands screaming on the ground, flashing violently and I dive to pick her up. I brush her off, the dirt sticking to her screen from the liquid from in its eye.

"HOW DARE YOU!" she screams. "DROPPING ME WAS ONE THING! BUT CHUCKING ME INTO ITS EYE?! IF I HAD ARMS, YOU'RE LEGS MIGHT JUST BE –– "

But I cut her off as I chuck her again at the red eye of Gohma. Her white form cuts through the dark and nails Gohma in the eye once again. She starts blinking profusely, roaring and hissing and clicking in malice. It rears up, slamming into the wall, it's spiny legs clutching and groping at it's eye.

And I think I've done it. I've defeated it. I don't know WHY I would think that, but the way it's tumbling over itself and slamming into walls is pretty reassuring. I dash forward and dodge a few flailing legs, grab a hold of Siri and haul myself out of the mass of flying legs. I back up into the wall furthest from the monster and wait for it to die.

But it doesn't.

Oh no. Far from it. It eventually stops it's crazy dance suddenly and hisses at me with more hate than Mido has ever accomplished. Then, it's back starts shuddering and I get a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

"Uh, what's it doing?" I ask Siri, my voice trembling.

"I would tell you. Too bad you threw me. I'm not speaking to you. So THERE." Then she powers off and doesn't turn back on.

I roll my eyes and shove her into my pocket. What a little useless piece of ––

Blub, blub, blub...

My head snaps up at the sound which came directly from the spider. It's stopped shuddering which is good because that was creeping me the freak out but I also notice little... orb-like balls of liquid all over the ground surrounding Gohma. Now, the bad feeling in my stomach has quickly transformed into a feeling of pure dread.

I watch in stupefied horror as the orbs, or eggs I should say, start to twitch and squirm and... hatch!

I jump in alarm as baby little Gohma things burst forward from the gooey sack and start crawling towards me instantly. I'm up and running away again, trying to evade these little guy's arms. They're smaller than me, and smaller than the Skulltula back there, but creepy all the same.

Without Siri, I don't have an inside scoop with these little baddies, so it's up to me. I barley have time to react when one of the babies springs at me, aiming for my arm. I spin around, dodging it's attack and kick it into the wall in midair. Not stopping a second to bask in the joy of a perfect Ninja-like move, I smack away another that aims for my head. But my hits aren't doing anything except easily defending myself.

I run from the mass of the little guys and, not looking where I'm going, almost slam head-on with Queen Gohma herself. I stop myself just in time before becoming spider-chow and react almost instantly.

I chuck Siri once again at it's now red eye.

While she flies through midair, she turns back on, and starts screaming out really really bad words at me but not before hitting and sinking deep into the cornea of the eye.

It makes noises that I can only describe as if you stepped on a frog. It's spits in rage, front legs flying up to pry Siri out but fails miserably. And then, the whole big gross lot of it, tumbles to the ground over it's own feet and hits hard. I notice numbly that the the baby spiders all disappear in thin air with a puff of black smoke.

Gohma roars in anger as she continues her downward spiral and then quickly quietens down into as slight shhhhhhh sound before she, too, disappears in a cloud of smoke.

I'm breathing heavily from adrenaline, my face coated in sweat, my underarms turned into a lake by now. For some odd reason, all I can really think of now are the lyrics to Siri's song earlier. Oh, yeah, Siri!

I rush forward to where the eyeball was and find her in the dust, still spluttering angry remarks at me. I pick her up and clean her off with my shirt, smiling down at her.

"AND ALSO, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I NEVER EVEN WANTED TO BE YOUR PARTNER AND IF YOU KEEP DROPPING ME AND THROWING ME...! THEN YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING TO YA!"

I wait until she stops ranting before I stop smiling. She notices my smile and a questioning face pops up.

"What's your problem, smiley?" she snaps.

"You did it," I tell her. "You killed Gohma. I mean, I was the one who threw you but... it was you."

The question face disperses and then it's blank for a second before a huge bright yellow smiley face appears. "I did it? It was me? YESSSSS!" she cheers. "Oh yeah! That was me? Yeah, I bet you are just sooooo jelly."

"Jelly?" I ask.

She completely ignores me in her fit of cheering and then says, "Oh, yeah, don't forget your heart container!" And then goes back to her cheering.

I look around and notice that on the ground a few yards away is a little pink rectangle. Intrigued, I walk to it and pick it up, examining it. It's a little box entitled in curvy red letters Sweethearts.

"What the heck is this supposed to be?" I ask. "Candy?"

"Oh yes. If you eat it, it'll make you feel loads better," Siri informs me.

"Is that so?" She nods. I shrug and pop open the box and throw a few into my mouth. Instantly I feel so refreshed an rejuvenated, the feeling rivals my time at the day-spa. Um, don't ask.

"Okay Link! Let's go tell the Great Redwood Tree about our success. Step into that blue light over there and hurry!" says Siri.

I do as she says and step foot into the weird glowing light behind me and am instantly lifted into the air.

"Whoa!" I gasp but am not really alarmed. After what I just went through, this is nothing.

The feeling of weightlessness takes over and I close my eyes, waiting for it to be over.

When my eyes open again, I'm staring right at the Redwood Tree.

"Hey, tree! We're back!" squeals Siri in a singsongy voice. "We did it! Yay!"

The Redwood Tree sighs deeply and then says in a very descending tone. "No. You didn't. I'm sorry to say... you guys... FAILED."