Heavy Metal + Super Speed comes out to Way Past Cool
DISCLAIMER: All...You know what? Screw it, you know the drill.
(Thanks, Craine, for that style.)
When Tails woke up the next morning, his mind was a little blurry. But slowly, yet surely, the details of the previous night came back to him: the practice session with Metallica, the conference, & especially how Sally had been at his mercy (Heh, heh. Oh, right. Giggity-giggity-goo. Uh!). With a smile on his face, he turned to get out of bed, but he was stopped by a hand on his wrist. He turned around & saw Sally staring up at him.
"Come back to bed, Miles," she told him seductively.
"I'd love to," replied Tails, "but we have to prep for the festival."
"Oh, yeah, that's right, too," remembered Sally.
"Better buckle up, Sally," warned Tails, "'cause we have a lot to--"
He had just opened the door to find Knothole Village fully decorated, light, stage, food, & all.
Sonic, you are the man, he thought to himself.
"You were saying, Miles?" asked Sally playfully.
"I was saying, we have a lot to thank Sonic for," finished Tails. "My guess is, he did this after everyone went to bed."
"You know this means we have 4-&-a-half hours to kill before the guests start coming," reminded Sally.
"I know," said Tails.
With that, Sally made a beckoning motion with her index finger. Tails walked back inside & Sally shut the door & windows.
At 11:00, Metallica & the Underground arrived at the edge of the Great Forest. Tails flew up above the trees to get a better look.
"Are they coming, Tails?" asked Cliff.
"That's affirmative," confirmed Tails. "Get yourselves ready--there's a lot of them!"
They were fixing their hair when Tails yelled out, "Oh, my God!"
"What's wrong, kiddo?" called James.
"The guests!" cried Tails. "They're...gone! Vanished! Poof!"
"What the hell?!" hollered Kirk. "What's going on?!"
"I think I know," yelled Sonic. "Hang on, people!" He dashed off.
Within 30 seconds, he was back, & he was yelling, "Robuttnik's back!!"
"How is that possible?" asked Loopy. "I thought he was trapped in the Void!"
"Well, he's back, & he's got a robot even I can't dent," replied Sonic.
"What do we do?" asked Sally.
"There's only 1 thing we can do," answered Sonic. With that, he grabbed his megaphone & shouted:
Run to the hills
Run for your lives
Run to the hills
Run for your lives
At this, Tails noticed, the robot seemed to convulse, as though it was in pain. But this was no time to discuss attack strategies.
"Quickly, back to Knothole!" he called down to them.
They ran faster than Mach 10 back through the forest & jumped back into the safety of Knothole Village.
"We've got to go back & fuck his shit up," declared Lars once everyone had caught their breath. "Anyone got a plan?"
A/N:OK, I know I said I was going to make up for the length of the last chapter. But I will, especially when chapter 6 rolls around.
NEXT: Planning the attack.
