A/N real quick: I am SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING! I've had the worst case of writer's block so far, and nothing has been striking inspiration!


"(f/n)~!" The sweet, white exceed who'd been chatting happily with Mirajane turned around to find Happy zooming towards her, crying comically.

"Hai, Happy?" (f/n) smiled cheerily as she flew over.

"Ne, (f/n), Luigi won't give me fish!" Happy whined.

"IT'S LUCY, IDIOT CAT!" Lucy shouted at Happy while she fended off Natsu.

"Bleh!" Happy stuck out his tongue and pulled down at his right eye.

"That's not very nice, Happy." (f/n) scolded lightly, frowning at Happy.

"Gomenasai, (f/n)..." Happy dejectedly started to float away, and Kiki sighed.

"Here! Just one, okay?" (f/n) pulled a fish out of her backpack and sweetly gifted it to Happy.

"ARIGATOU, (f/n)!" Happy (in a very bipolar manner, mind you) cheerfully grabbed the fish and started stuffing it in his mouth greedily.

"You'll get sick if you eat too fast, Happy." (f/n) said in a motherly tone.

Happy either tried to ignore her or didn't actually hear her. Either way, he didn't slow down one bit.

"Happy." (f/n) frowned, genuinely concerned that he would either get sick or choke.

"Fine~." Happy sighed, slowing down.

"Hey, Happy, look at this one!" Natsu ran over, waving a mission request.

(f/n) read over Happy's shoulder, and she frowned.

"Isn't that one dangerous?" (f/n) asked, frowning cutely.

Happy nearly choked on his fish as he saw her frown, but quickly swallowed it down.

"Nah, we're all good here!" Natsu grinned. "Plus, I'M ALL FIRED UP!"

"Shut your face, Ash Butt!"

"Wanna go, Ice Princess?"

As Gray and Natsu started to squabble, (f/n) read the mission request over again as Happy continued eating.

100,000 Jewels for ONE EASY JOB! (A/N: If you didn't know, 100 Jewels is equivalent to 1 U.S. dollar, so just divide the amount by 100)
Monster-Hunting in the forest next to Onibus Town!

Under the flashy advertisement were the details, such as the job requester and where they would discuss the stuff.

"Let's take this one! It'll be a breeze for Natsu and Gray." Lucy smiled as she looked at the flyer.

"Can I come too?" (f/n) asked, blinking innocently at Lucy.

"Sure! I'm sure Natsu wouldn't mind. Happy wouldn't mind either, obviously." When (f/n) flew over to get Natsu and Gray, Lucy winked at Happy who choked on his fish again.

Soon, the team had caught a train to Onibus. Unfortunately, Erza was out of town, as she was visiting a friend, but the team was plenty strong enough on their own. After the team had discussed with the client, they'd immediately headed to the forest on the outskirts of Onibus.

"Let's go!" Natsu cheered, running inside.

"Slow down, or you'll get lost Flame Brain!" Gray shouted, running after him.

"Both of you slow down!" Lucy shouted, running after the two.

"Happy, are you okay?" Happy was currently extremely drowsy due to the hefty fish meal. "Happy?" (f/n) worriedly shook his shoulder, face alight with concern.

"I-I'm okay... Let's go..." Happy drunkenly stood up and started clumsily flying into the forest.

They wandered around for a while before (f/n), frowning, spoke up.

"Happy, I think we're lost. We probably lost them when they ran inside. Should we stop and wait?" (f/n) asked, turning around to find herself face-to-face with a large, hairy chest.

(f/n) yelped loudly as a huge, hairy hand wrapped around her, and she was put face-to-face with a big red eyeball. It kind of reminded her of an overgrown, extremely big gorilla, but with huge claws and demon teeth, with glowing red eyes and hulking masses of muscle.

"(f/n)!" Happy immediately tried to grab for (f/n)'s small (f/c) paw, but the gorilla swatted him aside like a fly and continued to scrutinize (f/n).

"Happy!" (f/n) snapped out of her trance and started struggling, and raked her sharp cat claws over the gorilla-monster-thing's hand.

It let out a roar of pain and (f/n) flew out of his grasp, immediately flying over to Happy.

"Happy, are you okay? Where does it hurt?" (f/n) immediately started fussing over Happy.

"I'm okay..." Happy stood up, wobbling slightly.

"Happy, look out-!" (f/n) and shoved Happy away just in time to keep him from being crushed under the thing's foot. Of course, (f/n) wasn't so lucky herself.

"HEY!" Happy's normally joking face was livid with rage.

He lunged at the thing, despite it being about fifty times bigger than him. He left deep scratches all over its face, creating a wall of scratches and bite marks.

"Don't touch my (f/n)!" Happy shouted, kicking it in the head before gently grabbing (f/n) by the arms and flying both of them up into the trees.

"(f/n)? Are you okay? I'm sorry, it was my fault!" Happy said, tears starting to pool at the corners of his eyes.

"Don't cry, Happy. I'm okay." (f/n) smiled sweetly and sat up.

"No, your not. I'm sorry, (f/n)," Happy apologized again.

"It's not your fault, Happy! I'm okay, really! Oh, and why did you say, 'my (f/n)'?" (f/n) asked confusedly.

Happy's cheeks flushed pink, and he poked his two index fingers (or paws, whatever) together.

"Uh, you see, um..."

"Come on, what is it Happy?" (f/n) asked, smiling warmly at Happy.

"I, uh, kind of like you..." Happy muttered.

A wide smile spread on (f/n)'s face, and she was so happy she could have kissed him right there. Instead, she tugged Happy into a tight hug, and she whispered,
"I like you too, Happy." Happy's eyes lit up, and the moment was interrupted by loud clapping.

"That was so cute!" Lucy sighed, smiling at the two exceeds.

"So, does that mean that you two are, you know, together?" Natsu asked.

"Duh, what the hell do you think idiot?" Gray barked.

(f/n)'s cheeks flushed pink, but Happy didn't seem to care. Instead, they both just hugged and watched as Natsu and Gray started to fight again and Lucy tried to break them up (but ended up having Natsu set her hair on fire and Gray freeze her feet to the ground).