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Name:Isabella "Bella" Marie Swan.

Age:16

Class:Sophmore

Black List: THE BIMBO SLUTS, THE PLAYBOYS, AND MIKE NEWTON.


Song: One of those girls-Avrile Lavinge


It was 6:30 when my alarm went off. I slowly woke up and headed to the bathroom. My good mood disappered when I saw who was in my bathroom.

"What are you doing here?"

"I needed to brush my teeth"

"And why didn't you brush them in Edward's bathroom?"

"Because he's in the shower"

"Oh come one! It's not like you haven't seen him naked before"

She looked embarassed and suddenly she was very buisy brushing her teeth. That's when it hit me.

"You haven't slept with him have you?" OMG! this was gold!

She just kept brushing her teeth.

Suddenly realization came to me, and I don't know why, but I was pissed.

"Oh I get it now, you only want to get in his pants." I said surprised trying to hide my annoyance.

"No shit sherlock" She said" But it isn't as if he isn't doing the same thing with me". I forgot to mention that this girl grew a little bit of a brain to come up with smartass comments after she figured that I was indeed,offending her every time I spoke to her.

"Well apperently not, since you HAVEN'T slept with him."

"Well anyways I don't want to sleep with him just yet. I don't want just a one-night stand, I want to become his girlfriend , he'll see that we are perfect for each other and he'll marry me."

"I think you have forgotten who we are talking about." I said. "He's Edward Cullen, what makes you think that you'll be a special case and that he'll actually want a relationship with you?"I smirked. I wanted to hear this! I don't feel bad about Edward, but imagine poor Esme and Carlise having to stand HER as a doughter-in law. Now THAT, would be horrible.

"The fact that he told me that he loves me." She said."And that's all I needed to hear" she said with an evil glint in her eyes " because I love him too" she added quickly. She can fool Edward, but not me.

I know your kind of girl
You only care about one thing
Who you've seen, or where you've been
Who's got money

"You know Lauren I know your kind of girl."I said. "You only care about one thing...and who you've seen,or where you've been."I said.

"But most importantly girls like YOU go after who's got the money..." I trailed off "and Edward's got plenty of it, too bad I figured out your plan." I said..

I see that look in your eyes
It tells a million lies
But deep inside, I know why
You're talking to him

I know what you're all about
I really hope he figures it out

"I can see that look in your eyes of "OMG! I really love him" but it just tells a million lies, but deep inside, I know why you're talking to him." I said.

"If you tell him something..." she threatened.

"I won't, even though I know what you're all about , but I really hope he figures it out." I said.

She smirked. "We'll see about that."


When I reached school, the first thing I saw was Edward and Lauren in a make-out session .

"Bella!" I heard behind me. When I turned around I saw my 3 best friends, Alice Brandon, Rosalie Hale, and Tanya Denali.

"Hey girls!" I said.

"What are you doing, Bella?" Tanya asked. I turned my head towards Edward and Lauren, and they all followed my movement.

"OMG! my eyes are melting! sombody help me!" Alice said in a horror-stricken voice as she covered her eyes with her tiny hands. We all laughed. Right then the bell rang, we all said good-bye and headed our seperate ways.

I was in my History class when I decided to write a little note to Edward, anonimously of course.

She's one of those girls
They're nothing but trouble
Just one look and now you're seeing double
Before you know it she'll be gone
Off to the next one
She's so good that you won't see it coming
She'll take you for a ride and you'll be left with nothing
You'll be broken, she'll be gone
Off to the next one

Edward:

I herd your dating Lauren Mallory. Don't one of those girls that's nothing but trouble. This kind of girls just want one of two things if not both;sex and money, and before you know it she'll be gone off to the next one. She's so good that you won't see it comming, she'll take you for a ride and you'll be left with nothing. You'll be broken and she'll be gone of to the next one. Trust me, she'll breake your heart.

A friend.

I tried doing my letter as different of how I write as possible. I raised my hand and waited for to call me.

"Yes Miss Swan?" He asked when he finally saw me.

"May I go to the restroom?" I asked.

"Yes you may." he said. I quickly got out of my seat and out of the classroom. I walked silently in the hall, praying silently that no one saw me walk the opposite way of the restrooms. I was finally in front of Edward's locker, I looked both ways in the hall to make sure no one was watching, then I reached for the note from my purse, and slipped it into Edward's locker. I went all the way around so that it would look like I did go to the restroom. All the time I was there I was extremely stressed because I thought that I was going to get caught.

My next classes were uneventful.

When lunch came by, I met with Alice, Rosalie and Tanya in our usual table. When we went to get out lunch,I saw Mike Newton approach me from the corner of my eye.

"Hey Bella, you're looking good today." He said. When I turned around to tell him off, I saw that he was looking at my chest. I pretended to take something from my cleavage.

"Hey are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage." I said. When he looked up I slapped him as hard as I could. "Pervert!" I screamed at him, before walking away and sitting back with my girls.

"So how have your days gone so far?" I asked them.

"Boring" Rosalie said.

"Horribly wrong! I got a B- in my last essay." Tanya said. I think I forgot to tell you that Tanya is very strict with her grades. This B- for her was like Failing a semester.

"Ugh! This day so far has been a total waste of make-up." Alice said. I rolled my eyes at her. Only she could come up with that.

We were eating and talking excitedly about our summer trip to Rome when we heard the Bimbo Slutts being mean to Angela Weber.

"Move! I need to get my food" Lauren said to Angela.

"But I was here first, and I also need to get my food." Angela said.

"Girls" I said. They nodded and we walked up to the Bimbo Sluts. When we stopped in front of them the whole cafeteria fell silent.

"Is there a problem here?" Rosalie asked.

"This girl here doesn't want to let me get my lunch, and I need to get it so that I can get as far away from you as possible." Lauren said.

"Hmmmmm..."I said staying silent for a few minutes.

"What? You can't think of anything to say back to me?" Lauren said with a triunfant smile on her face.I heard some soft "ooh's" and "Burn" somehwere in the back.

"Actually I was trying to see your point of view but I can't seem to be able to shove my head that far up my ass." I said. Now, everyone was shouting "Ooh's" and "you got burned"

"You are such a bitch, Swan" Lauren sneered.

"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"I said innocently.

"You know I would tell you stupid, but calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid poeple." she said. "But you ARE already telling her stupid." Jessica said. Lauren turned around and glared at Jessica.

"You know Luaren, I'm really looking forward for the day that you might actually say something intelligent." Tanya said.

"Are you always this stupid or is today a special ocation, Lauren?" Alice said.

Lauren was furious by now, her face was soo red that I thought she was going to explote. Since she wasn't able to think of something to say she walked away but not before telling me

"This isn't over."Ooh! I was sooo freaking scared. When they left, everyone started clapping.

"Thank you girls!" Angela said. "No problem Angela" Rolsaie said smiling.

We dumped our trash in the trash can, and as we left I saw the looks on the Playboys and the Bimbo Sluts, and suddenly the phrase "If looks could kill" ran through my mind.

If looks could kill I would be dead.


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