1

So Jane sabotaged Kim's plans for him by booby-trapping her lip gloss.

That was Jane's way of telling her he's not interested.

Correction. That was Jane's asinine way of telling her. Or am I being redundant?

At any rate, Kim didn't make the connection.

Dot one. Kim tells Jane she enjoys spending time with him.

Dot two. Jane disappears for a moment.

Dot three. Kim's lips blow up like king pillows complete with shams.

Dot four. Jane sends her back to the Carlyle in a cab.

Dot five. Jane dances night away with entire Wilhelmina agency.

Kim thinks he's interested. She doesn't know him the way I do.

Should I tell her that Jane just shot her down?

Is it my duty as a friend and fellow human?

2

Much as I like her, I don't think Kim is a suitable mate for Jane.

Who do I think is suitable?

I would be suitable, if I were interested.

If.

3

What if I told Jane I enjoy spending time with him?