"Harry."

"Yes honey."

"How long have we been sitting here?"

"Almost four hours."

"Are we there soon?"

"We've come about halfway."

"HALFWAY!"

"Keep it down."

"How can we only been halfway we've been here for ages."

"I told you the flight would take almost eight hours."

"No you didn't."

"Yes I did."

"No, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"I knew I never should have gotten on the plane. Had we taken a portkey we would have been there now."

"Why not take a flying carpet instead, and keep it down."

"Flying carpets have been illegal for years."

"They have?"

"Seriously Harry, everybody knows that."

"Whatever, we still have four more hours to go."

"I'm so going to die, from boredom and starvation. I'm so gonna kill you for this."

"Yes honey."

"And don't call me honey."