The Adventures of Elmo IV
It was a sunny weekend day. Most people were very gay. Except the UWR. Today was another meeting. Everyone was there. Taboo was quite pissed about Elmo's defeat. "How dare you lose!?" Taboo boomed.
"It was the kid! The kid I tell yas!" Elmo replied.
"Well don't let it happen again." Taboo murmured.
Elmo and Tails Doll were in a park, walking around.
"You are pretty pathetic Elmo. You got raped by a fat kid!"
"Whatever. Want some coke?"
"Sure!"
Tails Doll excepted his gift.
Elmo saw Amy. Now was his chance for glory.
"It's the person I wanna f*ck!" Elmo whispered to Tails Doll.
"Haha! Your such a furry!" Tails Doll replied.
Since Elmo was a drunk, he thought Mega Man physics existed. He walked up to Amy and tried to slide. He collapsed. Amy laughed her ass off. So did Tails Doll. But Elmo got ticked off, and kidnapped her by using a gun as a threat. They drove her to Taboo in a white van. Classic.
Elmo said "No one can stop us now!" Tails Doll was driving. The police started shooting at the van. It hit the wheel, causing it to curve. Elmo got sent flying out of the car. The police took Tails Doll, and freed Amy. Elmo wasn't done yet.
"Taboo gave this to me. Go Pikachu!" Elmo said.
A familiar figure jumped out of the popo car. It was Mappy! He ran to Pikachu. He threw a piece of Pokemon food to Elmo. Pikachu ate it, and became rather ravenous. It raped Elmo. Wow. It also bit off his penis.
Underdog came and beat up Elmo. The UWR launched an offensive to save Elmo and Tails Doll. It cost millions. Things were going bad.
To be continued.
