Here is the next chapter of the Kingdom Hearts field guide!
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, so let me weep in peace….
Kingdom Hearts character study
Study report 4: #58947307500 (Cloud)
Name- Cloud Strife
Species group- exous SOLDIERous
Age- 24 (He's 24 people!) human years
Location of Origin- Hollow Bastion (It is come to my attention that the Cloud species did not originate in Hollow Bastion, but in a place called Midgar. However, for this sake, we are putting the location of origin as Hollow Bastion.)
General Summary of Species
The Cloud is a species which is both strong and brave. The Cloud is usually looking for "his light," but some people report that this creature is sometimes looking for a certain someone. Who that person may be is still unknown to us.
General Location and how to spot one
The Cloud can be found in the small town of Hollow Bastion, but some witnesses report seeing the Cloud in the Olympus Coliseum. The exact reason the Cloud was there was never released to the public.
To spot one, you usually have to look for two things: Blue eyes that have a resemblance to the Sora and Roxas; and hair that stick up and seems to defy the laws of gravity and physics. You sometimes have to look for the people that the Cloud is associated with. Mostly though, you will normally find the Cloud near a species called Leon. But sometimes the Cloud is found near a tall creature called Sephiroth, but this is a rare sight. Few people have ever reported that they have seen a Cloud and Sephiroth together. (And believe me, we have good people that research this information before it goes into the field guide.)
Approaching one and mating habits
Approaching a Cloud may seem like a hard task but it is really very simple. You just have to take this into account when approaching him: Don't look like a threat. The Cloud was trained to attack anything that threatens his life or the life of another creature called Aerith.
The Cloud's mating habits are mixed. Sometimes it will mate with Aerith, but sometimes, it will mate with one of these creatures: Leon, Zack (not much is known about this species, but it seems that he is associated with Cloud), or Sephiroth (That's right kiddies, Cloud may mate with the silent, and cold hearted Sephiroth!)
Here you go! A chapter covering our favorite spiky haired Chocobo head named Cloud. The next chapter will cover information about Sephiroth.
How did you like it people!?
Cloud: It was………informational……..
Glad you liked it!
Sephy: I shall use this information to my advantage……….
Uh oh! Sephy is going to use this information to get Cloud in bed with him………Cool!
R&R People!
