SnK X Reader
Karaoke Night!
(AN: So this is an intro to a bunch of chapters with karaoke and...crack fics? Anyways there will be Eren, Levi, Armin, Connie, Jean, Erwin, Bertolt, Reiner, Mikasa, Annie, Hanji, Sasha, Krista and Ymir in this chapter...and you of course, this is gender neutral so it'll work for everyone, sorry for the whole messy explanation, back to the chapter!)
"Guys, it's karaoke time!"
Ah, dear Hanji. The brunette flapping her arms across the living room, leaving everyone to sulk in their own darkness. How were you dragged into this? Oh, right. A simple study session just turned into...whatever the hell this was. You blew a strand of hair that fell on your face and checked your phone. 8:59. None of you were going home anytime soon. Shit.
"Eughueuhhueuhhjeuhhuuhhhuhhhh!"
"The fuck, Jaegar?"
"Leave me be, Horse Face."
"Shut up!"
"I'm hungry..."
"You wouldn't be if you hadn't finished all of our snacks!
"Why are we doing this?"
Questions and snarky replies were passed across the room while Hanji pounded her fist like a judge banging a gavel, to get the attention of everyone and to stop the noise.
"This is the reason why we are doing this! We're all fighting and arguing! I invited everyone for a study session, but I really wanted everyone to spend time with each other. Why can't we all just get along?!" She shouted to everyone while raising her arms above her head.
"I think you're the reason why we're all arguing, and I'm thinking that there is something else than to just "get along." Eyebro- I mean Erwin replied back calmly.
The brunette smirked with that cliche anime glasses shiny thing. (I can't describe it. :P)
"You're right. It's not because of friendship...I'm making all of you sing. Why? I just bought my microphones and karaoke set. And...you guys can't escape anyways." She replied with a closed eye shit-eating grin as everyone ran towards the main door, back door and even the goddamn windows. Apparently she somehow locked all the windows and bolted all the doors down.
She chuckled evilly as everyone started whining, complaining, cries of anguish (so dramatic -_-) were echoing in the room. Well, you didn't feel like dealing with not this shit, so...for the greater good of everyone (and your naps) you better get on with what she wants...
You stood up and called out, doing the famous anime-character-pointing-at-you thing to your merciless captor. (Tf is wrong with my writing.)
"If we do this, you'll let us go, right?"
"Yuppity yup yup!"
"...fine! We'll do it, if not...then I will!"
Everything was silent, as everyone stared in awe of your bravery (guys, pls help me, I don't know anymore) as Levi stood up and simply said:
"Fuck this shit I'm out, I'm not singing."
He walked over with his bag and walked over to the door, until...
*BITCH SLAP, KA POW POW!* (I think this intro is turning into a crack fic)
You ran and gave him the most sassiest, fabulous slap at his face, leaving...no mark? You pulled his collar towards him, making him look down on you with raised eyebrows. (You may be gender neutral here but you are short, according to my plot.)
"Listen to me, you angsty little boy."
"I'm not angsty, you little br-"
"Shut up. Now, everyone is here, the only way to get out, is to sing. Whether you like it or not, we're all singing. Even if your voice cracks like hell, you're not Connie."
"(Name), what the-"
"You. Are. Singing. Because...we're all in this together." (HSM reference...yay.) You warned in the most scariest voice you could muster.
"Fine...it's only for you anyways..." He grumbled while saying the last part to himself.
You let go of his collar and smiled, turning over to the crowd.
"Hanji, we're ready!"
She had her creepy smile and glazed over with her crazy eyes, chuckling evilly while spit rolled down her chin.
"Okay my pretties, lets begin!"
As this transitioned on, it became one of the most interesting nights of your life...now...who's singing?
(AN: Guys...what the hell was this. I wrote this all on my phone while I was in a buffet, I got lost while getting my food so I walked around, trying to find my family and friends and I finally found them by walking around about 5 times..yay. So...yeah...I know this apology is just BS, but I'm sorry for not updating at a fast pace, though I'm really sorry, I hope this made you laugh and after this I'll be updating with the characters listed above ^^ so that'll be something? But yeah...thanks you to all of those reading and though I don't really have a lot of viewers, it doesn't matter, thanks for reading my stories, it means a lot, now thanks and peace out!)
