The characters are not mine, and the concept is from an episode of the Simpsons where Milhouse asks Alan Moore to sign his copy of "Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation." Enjoy!

Sorry this is so short, but I've been super-busy and haven't had much writing time. Hopefully I'll have more free time over the weekend and the next chapter will be nice and long to make up for this.

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Rorschach's Journal. August 14, 1946. 6:00 PM. : Complete mayhem. Tantrums everywhere, nannies have lost control. Smell smoke. Easy Bake Oven overcooking pineapple turnover. Shame. Love pineapple turnover. Paper strewn everywhere. Stay in corner, avoiding other children. Am approached by kid calling self Big Figure. Is still in kindergarten, but is older than me. Idiot. Remember lunch money heist ring. Led to parents losing faith, putting in day care, even on vacation. Wants to get rid of me. Brings fourth grade goons- much stronger than me. Manage to tie up one goon through bars, put out of picture. Get rid of second by squirting with water fountain. Is sopping wet and leaves to get a change of clothes. Big Figure runs. Will get him later. Hear commotion. Soon Dan and Laurie come to rescue, try to convince me to go. Not yet. Run into bathroom Big Figure hid in. Go in and give swirlie to end all swirlies. Last I expect to hear of him. Won't risk coming near me again. Go back to real room with friends.