Disclaimer: blah blah blah... I don't own Zelda, blah blah blah...

Sorry this took forever to make. Saturday was my 13th birthday, and today was my bro's.

Chapter 3: WACKO MISSION!!

After learning the story of the explosion that had caused the accident, Zelda and Navi had taken off to Death Mountain, but was stopped by the same idiot guard that had slowed Link's mission to Goron City. She glared up at the soldier, who began to speak.

"You cannot enter without permission of the King of Hyrule! Turn back, now." he spoke to her in a demanding tone.

"No way! I was sent here by the Prince himself to enter! Let me through!!" she yelled with a scowl.

"Hahaha. You make me laugh. Now leave." he refused to let the little girl through.

Zelda began to panic. She then remembered the song that Sheik had taught her to play on her harp. 'Play this song if you ever need help from the prince,' he had told her. She pulled her stringed instrument and began to play a soft yet familiar tune to the guard. Zelda stopped playing, just enough to hear Link's small voice.

Zelda? Is that you? Link asked.

"Hey! I hear him! I hear him! Hi, Link!!" Navi called excitedly.

Hello, Navi. Zelda, what's wrong? Link asked again.

Zelda had come up with an idea for the guard to let her through. If Zelda AND Navi could hear him, so can the soldier! She grinned evilly, staring up at the guard,
who was picking his nose.

"Just follow my lead!" She said quietly, then she changed expressions and became Miss Drama Queen, with a,"Please! Oh please, Mister Knight! You must let me pass!!"

"I said I cannot let you-" the knight began, but was cut off by Link's mature voice.

Sergeant! I sent her to Death Mountain by order, now let her pass!! he commanded.

"Yes, You Highness..." the knight whispered, his head tilted to one side.

"YAY! Thanks, Link!" Zelda celebrated.

Uh...you're welcome...

20 minutes later

Zelda was having a very hard time reaching the top of the mountain, since she's not used to climbing lots of sharp and dry (not to mention dirty) rocks.

"We're almost there, Navi, just hang on, okay?" Zelda huffed for air, still clinging to the edges of the mountain. Hearing no response, she spun her head around to see if her friend had heard her.

'Navi?"

"ZELDA!! Help me!" Navi shrieked from inside the small crystal-like prison that Zelda once was in when she was held captive. Zelda remained frozen, helplessly looking at her imprisoned guardian fairy.

"If you want her back, come and fight me! Inside of Dodongo's cavern, is where I rest. Be there in 3 hours." the enormus lizard-like monster growled, and took Navi with it.

Zelda watched Navi being taken away, and ran to Goron City for help. She was tired of being helpless, and she wanted to finally do some good fighting for once, 10 years old or not.

later

"Please, Mr. Darunia King, sir, please lend me the Goron Bracelet to save my friend!" Zelda persisted the King Goron, who was sitting on his throne drinking lon lon milk. (A./N Which is now BEER!!)

"NAW!! I smooched her all nigh..." the drunk king said stupidly.

"No way..."

"Link?" Zelda turned to see Link standing by the door opening, twitching, and stammering.

"Th-that's not th-th-the king! He's not supposed to be DRUNK!!"

"Link?" the old bone head Goron broke his glass, ran to the little prince and suffocated him with a big Goron hug.

"OMFG, Link! Haven't seen ye in 7 yeas!" He squeezed Link as if he was a cockroach.

"OW! Da-ru-ni-a, you're breaking me in HALF!! OWWW!!" Link screamed.

Zelda thought she should step in and help. She grabbed the prince who was K.O.'d, and happily said, "Thanks for letting me steal what I needed!" with a huge grin on her chubby cute face.

"No plobrem," the Goron slurred his speech with the bottle.

Link awoke in a small cot, with a huge headache, wondering where he was at. "Where am I, Mommy?" he asked dumbly.

"Here." Zelda answered quietly, in a very depressed mood. She looked at the golden bracelet, and a little bit of her eyes welled with water.

"Link? I can't leave. I need to save Navi. She means a lot to me. We have to fight him."

"All right," he agreed, "I'll help you."

"But won't you get your nice clothes dirty?" Zelda asked. When she turned around, Link was wearing his tunic from before the switch, with a grin on his face.

"All right! Let's go!!" he declared.

Chapter 4: Defeat the Doofus Dumbo Dodongo!! (Say that 5 times fast!!)

Coming soon!