A/N:
-dsmldejection
As a reminder:
bella- notaklutz
edward- masochisticlion
alice- inoyurfuture
jasper- empath01
jacob- packleader
mike- retrieverman
emmett- yesuR
... Edward VS Jacob - VERBAL ...
notaklutz has signed on
masochisticlion has signed on
packleader has signed on
notaklutz: hey guys
masochisticlion: hello love, pup
packleader: hi bella!, leech
notaklutz: would you two stop fighting? you're giving me a headache
packleader: right, so why are we talking on here, bella? i mean, you're at my house. in my room. on my bed.
masochisticlion: although i hate to agree, why are you guys on? not that i object. ill take any chance to talk to you, bella... did you say she's on your bed??
packleader: stop being all mushy, and yes she is. snuggled up to ME!
masochisticlion: thats none of your business, dog. and move away from my fiance!
notaklutz: ... -notices position and scoots away- ...
packleader: its my business when i have to listen to it! ... fiance!? -puppy dog eyes- (no pun intended)
masochisticlion: yeah well why don't you just-
notaklutz: SHUT UP! and jake, control yourself. i cant type straight when you're shaking the bed like that
masochisticlion: thank you love... though im not sure how you interrupted me on an instant messenger...
notaklutz: i was actually talking to both of you. your fighting is annoying. id rather subject myself to-
inoyurfuture has signed on
inoyurfuture: you were about to say shopping with alice. i know it. where should we go? i know this cute little shop in seattle they have a dress there that will look beautifully on you...
notaklutz: um... i wasnt going to say THAT! hah um... i was going to say... umm... HELP ME OUT GUYS!
packleader: kissing that leech
masochisticlion: more than 48 hours with a foul smelling dog
packleader: i do not smell! and she loves spending time with me!
masochisticlion: she actually likes kissing me! versus kissing you, bleh
notaklutz: you're both right, now shut the hell up
masochisticlion and inoyurfuture in cyberharmony: language, bella
packleader: thats my girl : )
masochisticlion: dog
packleader: leech
masochisticlion: pup
packleader: blood sucker
inoyurfuture: -zones out on nothing-
masochisticlion: -waits-
notaklutz: -waits-
packleader: -lost- hu?
inoyurfuture: edward, don't even consider that, although it would be hilarious -evil smile-
packleader: hu?
notaklutz: get used to it, hun. you only hear half the conversation with these two
packleader: -gushes- she called me hun! -girly scream-
notaklutz: umm... yeah, edward what time is it?
masochisticlion: eight, why?
notaklutz: i think i should get going... -cough- jake -cough cough- trying -cough- kiss...
masochisticlion: ooo okay, well ill meet you at the boundary in 10 minutes
notaklutz: make it 5
notaklutz has signed off
masochisticlion has signed off
packleader: whered she go... whered they go??
inoyurfuture: ...
packleader: leech
inoyurfuture: dog
inoyurfuture has signed off
packleader has signed off
retrieverman has signed on
retrieverman: bella, my love! i have come to you to express my eternal love for you!
retrieverman: b-bella? BELLA!! (get it, get it? STELLA! no, nothing? ugh, out of your era)
retrieverman has signed off
yesuR has signed on
yesuR: hey! i finally figured out how to work this thing! look at my screen name! get it? its... (see chapter one for actual description of Emmett's s/n)
yesuR: guys?
yesuR: dammit! why am i always on when no one else is??
yesuR has signed off
A/N: Like I said, it might have gotten out of hand. I hope you kinda liked it. I've got no clue what to say so, what ever. And if you're wondering, it may be a while 'til I actually bring Emmett in there. Right now, it's just too damn funny watching him miss them every time. Yes I know, Emmett isn't really a dumb-ass. But I like this. So I'm going to go with it. Like I said, I'd prefer no hate mail. But, I doubt anyone will listen to that, so what ever. Oh, right... so the last few chapters, I've been all, prolly no more from me! Yeah, well it's the same scenario from last chapter... I'm looking through old files, and I find something like this, make a few changes, and WHAM, new chapter. I know for sure there'll be another chapter after this... after that, no clue...
Thanks,
-dsmldejection
