A/N:

Okay, this may get a little out of hand. I must warn you, I don't want any hate mail. It's not that I'm scared or something. Believe me, I've had the experience. With this one, I'm just having a little fun. Don't like it? I don't care. I've pretty much stopped writing as of now, so this is just a little fun. I'm only really posting this because I got a really good review on the first IM fanfic, and she said I should write more but with story lines. If you are reading this, you know who you are. And I thank you. Now, if there is anything in particular you had wanted me to write about here, let me know. I'm pulling stuff out of the air here, so I don't even know if it's funny. I've got a twisted sense of humor, so it's funny to me. And this is pretty much the same humor as the first, so if you liked that, you might like this. No promises, just letting you know. So uh, go ahead and read? I don't know. Either way, have at it. And good luck.

-dsmldejection

As a reminder:

bella- notaklutz

edward- masochisticlion

alice- inoyurfuture

jasper- empath01

jacob- packleader

mike- retrieverman

emmett- yesuR


... Edward VS Jacob - VERBAL ...

notaklutz has signed on

masochisticlion has signed on

packleader has signed on

notaklutz: hey guys

masochisticlion: hello love, pup

packleader: hi bella!, leech

notaklutz: would you two stop fighting? you're giving me a headache

packleader: right, so why are we talking on here, bella? i mean, you're at my house. in my room. on my bed.

masochisticlion: although i hate to agree, why are you guys on? not that i object. ill take any chance to talk to you, bella... did you say she's on your bed??

packleader: stop being all mushy, and yes she is. snuggled up to ME!

masochisticlion: thats none of your business, dog. and move away from my fiance!

notaklutz: ... -notices position and scoots away- ...

packleader: its my business when i have to listen to it! ... fiance!? -puppy dog eyes- (no pun intended)

masochisticlion: yeah well why don't you just-

notaklutz: SHUT UP! and jake, control yourself. i cant type straight when you're shaking the bed like that

masochisticlion: thank you love... though im not sure how you interrupted me on an instant messenger...

notaklutz: i was actually talking to both of you. your fighting is annoying. id rather subject myself to-

inoyurfuture has signed on

inoyurfuture: you were about to say shopping with alice. i know it. where should we go? i know this cute little shop in seattle they have a dress there that will look beautifully on you...

notaklutz: um... i wasnt going to say THAT! hah um... i was going to say... umm... HELP ME OUT GUYS!

packleader: kissing that leech

masochisticlion: more than 48 hours with a foul smelling dog

packleader: i do not smell! and she loves spending time with me!

masochisticlion: she actually likes kissing me! versus kissing you, bleh

notaklutz: you're both right, now shut the hell up

masochisticlion and inoyurfuture in cyberharmony: language, bella

packleader: thats my girl : )

masochisticlion: dog

packleader: leech

masochisticlion: pup

packleader: blood sucker

inoyurfuture: -zones out on nothing-

masochisticlion: -waits-

notaklutz: -waits-

packleader: -lost- hu?

inoyurfuture: edward, don't even consider that, although it would be hilarious -evil smile-

packleader: hu?

notaklutz: get used to it, hun. you only hear half the conversation with these two

packleader: -gushes- she called me hun! -girly scream-

notaklutz: umm... yeah, edward what time is it?

masochisticlion: eight, why?

notaklutz: i think i should get going... -cough- jake -cough cough- trying -cough- kiss...

masochisticlion: ooo okay, well ill meet you at the boundary in 10 minutes

notaklutz: make it 5

notaklutz has signed off

masochisticlion has signed off

packleader: whered she go... whered they go??

inoyurfuture: ...

packleader: leech

inoyurfuture: dog

inoyurfuture has signed off

packleader has signed off

retrieverman has signed on

retrieverman: bella, my love! i have come to you to express my eternal love for you!

retrieverman: b-bella? BELLA!! (get it, get it? STELLA! no, nothing? ugh, out of your era)

retrieverman has signed off

yesuR has signed on

yesuR: hey! i finally figured out how to work this thing! look at my screen name! get it? its... (see chapter one for actual description of Emmett's s/n)

yesuR: guys?

yesuR: dammit! why am i always on when no one else is??

yesuR has signed off

A/N: Like I said, it might have gotten out of hand. I hope you kinda liked it. I've got no clue what to say so, what ever. And if you're wondering, it may be a while 'til I actually bring Emmett in there. Right now, it's just too damn funny watching him miss them every time. Yes I know, Emmett isn't really a dumb-ass. But I like this. So I'm going to go with it. Like I said, I'd prefer no hate mail. But, I doubt anyone will listen to that, so what ever. Oh, right... so the last few chapters, I've been all, prolly no more from me! Yeah, well it's the same scenario from last chapter... I'm looking through old files, and I find something like this, make a few changes, and WHAM, new chapter. I know for sure there'll be another chapter after this... after that, no clue...

Thanks,

-dsmldejection