Chapter 04

October finally started and Delores Umbridge decided to show her stupidity once more.

Getting tired of seeing the Creevy Brothers with their cameras, taking pictures to anything and everything, she set a new decree:

'By order of the High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, from today, the students are forbidden to carry or have with them any object that is not used in class. Only their books and wands will be allowed at classrooms and halls.'

The day after the decree was announced, everyone in the Great Hall was wondering where the students of Ravenclaw and Gryffindor were, as no member of the 2 Houses had gone to breakfast.

"I have the feeling that something is forgotten on this decree." Filius commented to Severus, reading it over and over.

Then the doors of the Hall were opened and the missing students entered and went to sit at their tables. The little detail: they were all naked!

"I'll love to hear this explanation!" Minerva commented to Albus with a smile, before she went towards her students, who acted as if nothing was out of place. She arrived next to Harry, and getting all the patience she could gather, asked him: "Where are your clothes?"

"We are using the new uniform as dictated by the new decree." Harry explained her with a smile.

"Could you clarify it for me?" McGonagall asked, wondering what would be the answer.

"Simple: The decree states that the students can carry ONLY their books and wand, as they are the only items that have some educational service to us. Nothing is said about uniforms or cloths in general." Hermione said with a wide smile.

"Something was forgotten indeed." Snape commented to Flitwick with one of his trademarked sneers.

"That's ridiculous! You can't go around naked!" Umbridge shouted, as she saw that she was about to be humiliated once more.

"Actually we can." The seventh year Prefect of Ravenclaw said seriously.

"Would you mind to explain that?" Flitwick asked, very curious of the answer.

"The rules of the school state that ALL the students must have some way of identification to a house. We have one." The boy said, showing his backpack where a crest of Ravenclaw was. All the students of the House and the lions showed their bags with the crest.

"So according to the decree, the robes and clothes are no elements with educational purposes." Harry informed everyone. When the bell rang, he and the rest of the 2 Houses stood and left the Hall to go to class.

Immediately, the students from Hufflepuff started to take off their clothes, claiming that they didn't want to break the rules. Most of the Slytherin students followed soon and everyone went to class naked.

"This will be a very interesting day." Sprout commented to Minerva as all the teachers went to class.

The classes that day were very… peculiar and the Professors had problems to keep focus while teaching.

As expected, the Headmaster declared the decree illegal for the end of the first period and everyone returned to their normal uniforms.

… … … …

But the same night, a new decree was installed:

'By order of the High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, all the chats in class between students and notes passed are forbidden. If any students is caught doing so, the note will be read aloud to the whole School at the next meal.'

"Am I the only one who thinks that this decree won't survive one single meal?" Sprout asked her colleagues who shook the heads.

Of course the Professors followed the decree and stopped any chat between students. But 3 notes were found that day at McGonagall's class and she kept them to be read at the lunch. The 3 pieces of paper had been exchanged between Malfoy and his goons, who claimed that they weren't theirs.

"It was next to you, Mr. Malfoy, so it's yours." Minerva said ending any argument, at the moment that the bell ended the class.

While the students left the Hall, everyone missed the smirks that were on Harry and Hermione's faces.

"I'll love to hear the notes." Hermione told her friend, who nodded before both took different paths: she had Arithmancy and he had Divination next.

At Lunch, Minerva handed the notes to Umbridge, who looked delighted with this. She was sure that she had caught some students planning something. But it wasn't what she expected!

She opened the first and read it aloud:

'Dear Greggy,

I loved last night with you and Dracky wearing those little outfits. But I loved more when you sucked my balls while fucking little Dracky. He seemed to love to have your big member inside his ass. And I loved the way he screamed!

Vinnie.'

Once everyone understood who was who of the ones referred at the note, the students burst out in laughter, as Malfoy and his goons looked as if they would die,

"Please, read the others, Delores. You claimed that ALL the notes would be read here, right?" Minerva said with a smile, as most of the staff did the best to not laugh.

'Dear Vin

I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE THE BEST! And what a member you have between your legs! I dreamt all night with it on my ass! I can't think or focus, just wishing to do it again with you tonight!

Love you,

Draco.'

"I knew that there had to be something else than friendship between those 3." Fred commented to his twin, as both were rolling in laughter.

"There's one more." Flitwick told Delores pointing to the last piece of paper.

Umbridge had to keep her temper and not see Malfoy and the other boys, who looked ready to die. Then she opened the last note and read it aloud:

'Dear Dracky

Have I told you how much I love you? Your ass is so soft that I would love to hold it forever! And your body is so perfect that I can't think of nothing else right now! I need your ass to be sitting on my cock once more!

Greg.'

The laughter was now general and no one tried or could hold it any longer! Umbridge and the trio of Slytherin were furious and humiliated as they ran from the Hall. To add more fuel to the fire, some students started to sing:

'Fiesta fiesta y

Pluma pluma gay

Pluma pluma gay pluma pluma pluma gay'

"I won't ask about this!" Minerva muttered to the other teachers, who also shook the heads as the students sang and danced it.

"The decree is banned." Dumbledore announced right before the students went to the afternoon's classes, still singing.

AN: The first decree was inspired by an idea of sprinter1988. Thank you man and i hope you enjoy mmy twist ot that idea.

The song in the second part is 'Pluma Gay' and belongs to the Group from Argentina, Los Sultanes.

If anyone wants to read the whole lyrics, here is a page where to find it: ?lid=15310&artista=Los%20Sultanes&titulo=Pluma%20Gay