Title: OMFG

Chapter three: The Shot

Authors notes:

I originally wrote this just to entertain my friends. This is a Cloud, Zack and Reno,

Rufus yaoi. (And maybe others I'm not sure yet.) This is for mature readers only. Oh, wait, then maybe I shouldn't be writing this. LOL! =P


"Hello?"

Rufus: "Hello Hojo, I need something from you."

Hojo: "What for?"

Rufus: "To get Reno to pay me back. Can you think of anything?"

Hojo: "Oh…why…yess, in fact, I might already have something for the subject."

Rufus: "Great! I'll pick it up tomorrow."

At that the phone call ended and Rufus turned around to find Zack there smiling at him with a, well, mischievous smile. He hoped that he hadn't heard the conversation with Hojo but knowing his luck, he had.

Rufus: "Fair, what are your so (wicked minded) glad about?"

Zack: "Oh, ha-ha. I heard your conversation to Hojo, and I need a new prank for cloud seeing how Reno loaned out the 'other stuff'."

Rufus: "I see, well seeing how you 'interrupted' I guess you could pay me back by letting me in on your prank."

He knew Zack understood. They agreed to meet at Hojos' lab at noon to pick up the 'stuff'. Then they were going to plan the day that they were going to use it. At that Rufus left and Zack went back inside.

Cloud: "Reno"

Reno: "hmm?"

Cloud: "I…I know you lied."

Reno: "Yah…well…do you want me to tell him that I did?"

Cloud: "NO! I just…I just want to say thanks."

Reno: "Yah…well…I knew you weren't gonna like it."

At that they had to end their talk walked in looking rather (mischievous) satisfied.

Zack: "Come on Cloud. I'll drive you back to the barracks."


With a last worried glance to Reno, he left with Zack knowing the man had probably found something else to do. Surprisingly, he hadn't! Zack just drove him to the barracks like he said he would. He didn't even try to annoy him with a kiss he just said 'be careful'! In a daze he walked into the barracks thinking to himself.

'Wow, this is the weirdest day of my life. Still I wonder what this 'stuff' is. Last time it was a bunny girl! And the time before that it was I nurse and Zack had shown pictures of both to Sephiroth! What was Za"

"OH CLOUD! PLEASE GO TO THE BAR WITH ME!"

'Oh great, he's here.'

Cloud: "No."

Michéle: "Come on, I want to go dancing."

Cloud: "Your form of dancing is nasty and you only want to go to make Spider jealous."

Michéle: "…"

'Right on the money"

Michéle: "Ok, you're right."

Cloud: "Oh really." (Annoyed glance)

Michéle: "Once he gets jealous you can leave. It'll only take one or two songs."

Cloud: "Won't he be with that girl he's been trying to go straight with?"

Spider had recently been trying to date a girl for the first time to see what it was like.

Cloud: "Besides, tonight's the night Sephiroth goes to the bar; and I hate going there when he's there."

'I always think he's going to murder me."

Michéle: "You won't even be near him. He never goes near the dance floor. Come on, I'll buy."

'Damn this is pretty tempting; I could order my favorite party drink. It's pretty expensive, but no! I hate it when Sephiroth is there.'

Cloud: "No, I've had a really bad day and just want to lie down."

Jean: "You can't! You owe me for paying for your drinks one night, now it's time to pay up. Get dress we're leaving, here we got these for you just for the occasion."

Jean had just thrown him a pair of black leather skinny jeans that were too tight for him and a tight black leather sleeveless shirt that zipped up to about his pecks. They were really going to make him pay! As they headed out John said he would cover for him if Zack came by, and then they were off. When they got to the bar, Michéle immediately dragged Cloud off to the dance floor which was playing 'Take it off'.

'The gods are out to get me!'

It didn't help that Michéle was grinding against his groin. As he predicted, Spider was there with his girl who looked pissed. That's when he saw Spider sending him dagger eyes. Apparently Michéle saw to because he started pressing against Cloud harder as if to tell him to get into it more. He decided 'what the hell' and started pressing against the other man. That got a reaction from both Spider and Michéle, and surprisingly the girl to. Spider apparently had seen enough when Michéle grabbed Clouds ass and in response Cloud grabbed his ass. The 6' 1" man walked over and pried Michéle off Cloud and then turned to murder Cloud.

Spider: "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

Cloud: "Helping Michéle, why so angry? Not like you care, you have yourself some eye candy over there."

Spider: "She isn't in this."

Cloud: "Oh? I'm sure she has thoughts about this. How do you feel about your man checking out another man?"

Woman: "Bye Spider, we can talk about this later." And she left glaring at Michéle.

Cloud: "What a bummer, can I finish dancing now?"

Spider: "NO, YOU CAN GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!"

Michéle: "Thanks for the dance Cloud, but I think I need to 'talk' to Spider for a few minutes with a wink at Cloud the two left arm in arm to go do god only knows what.

With that Cloud started to leave but Jean caught his arm and gave him his death glare. "You still haven't paid me back yet." With the 6' 4" ripped man loaming over him with a look that could kill Cloud knew there was no getting out of it. "Come on, let's order some drinks."

'SHIT! HE SAID SOME! He can down close to half a keg of the hard shit before he stopped for the night.'

Cloud: "Ok but go easy, I don't have a lot of money."

Jean: "Fine by me, if ya want ya don't have ta buy me drinks."

Cloud: "Are you serious? Then how would I pay you back?"

Jean: "You'll have to dance with Michéle at the barracks."

Cloud: "Charge it to my tab." 'Damn, he's gonna drain me dry, asshole.'

Then, after ordering a drink for himself, Cloud went to a table to brood over how much he was going to have to pay while other thoughts played in his head. What was it that Zack wanted that involved himself and Reno? What in the hell was he trying to get from Reno? And lastly, why in the hell was there a shadow being cast over him. He looked up to see the very face he did not want to see right now. Sephiroth. To make things worse he had one of his weird pissed off yet curious looks on his face.

Sephiroth: "Hello Cloud."

Cloud: "Hello General."

Sephiroth: "You might want to know that Zack has been planning another prank for you. You should be cautious around him for a while."

Cloud: "Oh, yah, I know. He was just at Reno's to pick up the 'stuff', but Reno had loaned it to Rude."

Sephiroth: "That's a lie, Rude wouldn't want that. Cissnei probably wouldn't go for that kind of thing."

Cloud: "What kind of thing?"

Sephiroth: "A pale pink maid outfit."

Cloud: "THAT'S WHAT IT WAS?"

Sephiroth: "Don't shout, we are inside. Yes that's what it was. Aside from that, there is something else I need to discuss with you."

Cloud: "Yah, what sir?"

Sephiroth: "You are well aware that when outside of the barracks you and the others represent Shinra. Your actions are not the type of image we want for Shinra. Please come see me tomorrow so we can discuss this further. Good bye"

'Ah shit.'


YAY! I finally got it up. Sorry it took a while but I've recently been finding out how badly being a freshman in high school sucks ass. Well, now I have people at school who are bitching me out about needing to update my story more so I may actually start. Well things might start getting interesting now. We'll have to just wait and see. ;)