WELCOME BACK TO TRUTH OR DARE!
We have all sorts of dares to do, so let's get started!
"ALRIGHT! Cut to the chase already!"
And Bowser's back.
"Damn right I am!"
So anyway, Neon?
"We are in Castle Bleck!" Neon says. "Mario came here once to stop Count Bleck from destroying all worlds. It's really dark and gloomy here."
"I don't like it here." Toad states.
Yup. We really want your opinion. So—um, guys, where's Fruity?
"YEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWW!" Fruity yells as he drops from the chandelier hanging above us and lands on top of Peach, who then starts screaming and running in circles, while Fruity shouts "RIDE EM' COWBOY!" After about 10 seconds of this, the chandelier falls to the ground and shatters into a million pieces.
Well, I found him. Um, why have we not gotten any dares for this guy? He needs to run off some energy.
Anyway, we're gonna choose our first player. That would be…
*Drumroll*
Aw, I liked the symphony better.
MARIO
Well then, truth or dare?
"Um… I'm gonna go with truth." He says.
Yeah, cuz that worked so well last time. Matt1252 says: Have you ever cooked anything other than spaghetti?
"No."
Huh? No thinking, no nothing?
"I don't need to. Spaghetti is my life."
Luigi?
"He's right," Luigi answers. "He never eats anything else, except Peach's cakes."
Huh. Well that didn't take long. Who's next?
*Drumroll*
WALUIGI
Hm. Okay, truth or—
"Dare." Waluigi says.
Oh. Okay. Um… From Rings of fire. Hit the person here that you hate the most.
"Okay." he says. He takes out a tennis racquet, walks over to… Wario? Yeah, and smacks him so hard his head sticks thorough the wall. Huh. Lots of surprises today.
"Aw, I love you too, brother," Wario says, voice muffled through the wall.
Geez, only three hundred words in and we are already almost done. Well, I guess we're gonna move on—
"WAIT!"
Bowser Jr. runs in, waving a DVD in the air.
"Jr.! Where've you been?" Daisy asks.
"DON'T CALL ME JR.!" he yells. "Anyway, I got my dare!"
Really? So that's why you were late?
"Yeah, I had to burn the disk."
Okay, show us.
"Show what?" Bowser asks.
You'll see.
Bowser Jr. pulls out a portable DVD player, and puts the disk in it. The video starts up.
The screen shows Bowser in bed, completely sacked out. Everything embarrassing thing that people do when they sleep, Bowser was. Drooling, snoring, sleep talking.
"Ha…I got you, Peach… I got your… body…." sleeping Bowser mutters.
The entire group bursts out laughing. Even Rosalina cracks a smile.
"WHAT THE HE[double hockey sticks]?" Bowser shouts. "What is going on!?"
This was his dare, Bowser. He had to record you sleeping and bring it back.
Bowser sits on the floor and pouts.
So, we have our finale.
Neon puts his hands together and prays.
For our last round, we have… NEON!
"YES!" Neon shouts.
So, truth or dare?
"Dare!"
Okay. Here it is. From THE HINT. Spend three minutes alone in a room with Morton Koopa.
"HAHA! Good luck with that!" Bowser Jr. laughs.
Neon's look of excitement changes to a look of horror.
Alright Neon, the door behind you.
"Um, can we do a different one?"
Well, you can switch to truth, but if I were you, I wouldn't.
He sighs. "Okay." He goes into the room. A few seconds later, we hear some shouting, a crash, and a scream.
Three minutes later, Neon floats out of the room, with a smile on his face, and right behind him is Morton, who runs so fast, he almost breaks the sound barrier.
Huh. Now we know exactly how annoying Neon is.
So here we go, our new characters!
We have Toadette, King Boo, and my own addition, Cosmic Mario! The shadowy one from Super Mario Galaxy.
Also, MORE CHARACTERS! I'm not joking, we are almost out.
*Poof*
"TOADETTE!" Toad yells. He runs and hugs Toadette, who pushes him off.
"Get off, idiot! I don't like you," she says.
"That's what YOU think," Toad says.
"Ah! The king!" Neon shouts, and hides behind Luigi, who hides behind Mario, who pushes him away, since he's still mad that he didn't get whoopee cushioned (see chapter 2). King Boo rolls his eyes.
Then Cosmic Mario appears in a puff of smoke, and starts chasing Mario, who shrieks and runs away.
So I think we are done. This was a really short chapter, and don't worry, it wasn't on purpose. Next chapter, I'll bring in some extra tough dares. Give me suggestions! See ya all next time!
"BYE!" Neon shouts.
Jobs:
1) Give us truths and dares. At least 1 anyone truth or dare per review.
2) Vote for a setting. The place you take us to could completely change everything.
3) Vote for a character for our grand finale.
Character List:
Neon, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Yoshi, Wario, Toad, Fruity, Waluigi, Rosalina, Birdo, Zek, King Boo, Toadette, Cosmic Mario.
