Sasuke, Kakashi, Gai to the sound
Sakura, Ino, Tenten to the sand
Hinata, Neji, Kurenai to the rain
Kiba, Shikamaru, Shino to the rock
Chouji, Asuma, Lee gather anyone with ninja abilities
"Any complaints?" said Tsunade. "Bu-." Before anyone said anything Tsunade said "I don't care what you say ya maggots. No go and leave by tomorrow morning. Dismissed." Then everybody went to their own home to pack their needs and belongings. But, when they were packing this is going to be a horrible mission...
Darkness Village
"Darkness-sama I heard from our subordnites that Konoha is conducting a combo-war against us." "So be it, I will just fight them with one jutsu and they will be dead probably." "Darkness-sama do you even know what a combo-war is?" "No." Everyone sweatdrops... "Okay then, well it is when every living shinobi besides ours go against our village." "Oh ok then I guess this will be a full fledged war. Also how many shinobi do we have and their ranks?" " Okay well we have:
300 genin
200 chuunin
100 jounin
3 senin
1 kage
"Okay thank you. Now will you call every shinobi in the village to come to the middle of the village?" "Yes darkness-sama."
Middle of Village
"Okay everyone, today Konoha has declared a combo war against us and we are going to have to go all out." Just as he said "combo-war" he heard many gasps from the crowd that gathered there. "Okay I know you guys might be a little worried but we are THE VILLAGE OF THE DARKNESS. WE WILL DEFEAT ALL. NO ONE CAN DEFEAT US. WE ARE THE STRONGEST OF THE SIX HIDDEN VILLAGES WE SHALL DOMINATE!!!!! Then he heard the crowd roar with dominance chanting "WE ARE NUMBER 1! WE ARE NUMBER 1! WE ARE NUMBER 1!" and so on.
Today Naruto thought, is the time for his long awaited revenge against that puny village...
