Yea, I know I haven't updated this in a while, but college is a lot of work! All these Phylums to species, its ridicules! But I gotta do it. Saa…I have work due, but I can't get it done with this chap in my head. So here you go!

Disclaimar: I do own naruto, see I have a whole bunch of them in my ramen! What, I never said I owed Naruto ©, nope that's Masashi's (sigh). However I'm so going trick-a-treating, that way then I go Masashi's place I can just say "Screw the candy give me some Naruto filled with Yaoi or the characters either one is good." (hehe) Anyway, Happy Halloween!

Warnings: Please note this is Yaoi, so that means Men on Men doing the nasty. (Smirk) hmmm, yummy…(cough) huh, right, there is strong language in this as well. Did my first chap have a warning…never mind there is one now. =^_^=

To say Naruto wasn't worried would be a lie. It was now 10 am and he hadn't seen Sasuke, at all. Not a strand of raven hair in sight! It was ridiculous! The blond was so close to calling Itachi that he already had the number on his phone's screen, all he had to do was push the call button. You may ask 'why doesn't he just call Sasuke instead?' Well the tanned teen had…20 or 30 times and left a message for each one of them. Blue eyes glared at the phone in his lap as if it knew Sasuke whereabouts.

"...akami."

'Teme, where the hell are you?'

"…Uzumaki."

'Is this your way of telling me that you're...that you're…strai…not gay?'

"…ruto Uzumaki…"

'Did I scare you away?' Naruto felt his eyes beginning to sting, a sign that he was holding back tears, 'Are you afraid of me? God Sasuke, please comeback, I'm sorry. Please, I lo…'

"Naruto Uzamaki!"

"What dammit!" The blonde's teacher stumbled back at his outburst, but Naruto wasn't done, "There are 34 students besides me in the damn classroom. If I don't answer your question obviously I'm not paying attention. Just fucking move on to the next asshole in here. Now do you still have something to say to me because I'm not in the mode for crap!"

The short balding man swallowed then - still shaking - answered he usually cheerful student, "There, there's…I mean…"

"Out with it dammit!"

"Mr. Uchiha wants to speak, to speak to you!"

"…Sasuke?"

"No, his old brother."

"…."

" Mr. Uzumaki?"

"Professor Trotsky (1), I'm sorry for my outburst, thank you for informing me." The old man hazel eyes watched as Naruto quickly packed his things then left without another word.

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Sasuke groaned at the bright light that filled the dark room. Covering his eyes, the raven tried to lessen the effects of his hang over.

"Naruto, close the curtains, it's too bright in here." Turning to face the blond, Sasuke sat up quickly as he realized Naruto wasn't there. No, it wasn't just that that had the raven's hairs standing on end, it was the little fact that he wasn't in his room and the person next to him could never be mistaken for the blond. No this person had long, dark hair and pale skin; this wasn't Naruto.

The stranger groaned softly and turned towards Sasuke, snuggling into his side. The action caused the raven to notice several things. The stranger was a very beautiful male, and -oh God - they were naked.

"Fuck!" Hissed the raven as he hoped that they didn't do what he thought they did. A light giggle to his right made him turn his head towards his bedmate.

Beautifu,l light brown eyes filled with amusement look at him. "Good morning to you too."

"What happened last night?" The beautiful male smiled at Sasuke, a light blush covering his cheeks. "Did we have sex?"

The blush on the stranger's face darkened as the color from the onyx eyed teen's face drained. "No, but we wanted too. You were so wasted that you passed out before you could even…you know. Do it."

'Thank God!' the raven thought as his tensed shoulders relaxed.

"We didn't get to introduce ourselves properly before. I'm Haku and you are?"

The raven's tensed again at that. Did he really want this stranger to know who he was? It wasn't like he would see him again, but did he really want him to know his last name? "Sasuke… Sasuke Uch…"

"You don't have to tell me your last name if you don't want to."

"…" Sasuke looked at Haku in shock, 'how did he know?' "How did you know?"

"Haha, you're funny Sasuke. You looked uncomfortable." Haku gently got up from the bed and walked to the bathroom. Sasuke watched Haku's naked behind as his hips swayed seductively. "Would you like to join me in the shower or are you content with just looking?"

Onyx eyes looked up to see amused brown eyes. Clearing his throat Sasuke's responded, "I am grateful you let me stay here for the night, but I can't." Haku frowned. Seeing this, the Uchiha continued, "You are very attractive; beautiful, really, but I in lo…I like someone else."

Hearing this Haku's brown eyes widened as he rushed to cover himself up. "I'm so sorry, I didn't know. I'm…"

"It's my fault, not yours." Sasuke ran a hand through his bed hair and wondered why he was talking so much to this stranger. 'It must be the after effect of the alcohol.' "I shouldn't have been at that bar in the first place."

Haku looked at the dark haired man on his bed in confusion. "Why were you at that bar anyway?" He watched as Sasuke attitude grew cold. "It's just, why don't you tell him how you feel?"

"He's not like me."

"Oh. OH. He's straight." Sasuke stiffen as the word exited out of Haku's mouth. He really spent too much with his dobe. Haku smiled gently at Sasuke as he sat next to him on the bed. "I've been in that position before, and it hurts, I know." Gently taking one of Sasuke's hands into his, the long haired male continued. "Sasuke, you can either wait for him to never change or move on. I'm not saying to forget him; all I'm saying is…don't stop your life because you can't have it with him. I know I shouldn't pry but…"

"No, maybe you're right, but I just need time to do that." Sasuke, although he didn't squeeze Haku's hand, did appreciate the delicate man's advice. 'Thank you.'

Haku smiled sadly at Sasuke. 'Whoever you are, you are so lucky to have this man in love you so much, that it hurts him.'

"Are you hungry Sasuke?"

"…(grumble)…"

"Haha, why don't you have a shower while I make some breakfast and clean up your clothes."

"Hn."

"I'll take that as a yes.

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There are few things that can drive Itachi crazy. He could deal with Kisame drinking straight from his coffee. When he was in a good mood, hell, he could deal with Kakashi constantly walking in on him when he showered. He could even deal with his father; but not knowing where his baby brother was on a school day made he a bit, eh, psycho.

This is why he was at Konoha University, which was 4 hours away from his office, asking his brother's best friend (cough, and love interest, cough) where the hell he was. Unfortunately, the blond seemed to be just as much in the dark as he was. It was like Sasuke had disappeared of the face of the planet.

"Naruto Uzumaki, am I hearing right? That you do NOT know where my brother is?" Sure on the outside the long haired Uchiha looked calm but on the inside…he was a wreck.

"I told you I DON'T know; dammit Itachi I've called his phone and left so many messages his inbox is full!"

"How would you know th…"

"Because when I called that last time it said it was!" Naruto head began to spin, as he was starting to hyperventilate. 'What if Sasuke was dead, or alive but injured and slowly dying while carnivorous squirrels feasted on his freshly damaged skin!'

"Naruto, that didn't happen." Kakashi said as he and Iruka entered the room that Naruto, Itachi and Kisame were in. Iruka quietly ran to Naruto and wrapped his arms around him.

"What?"

"You said that out loud sweetie." Iruka said as he ran a hand through his son's messy golden hair, trying to calm him.

"But dad, Sasuke's missing and it's all my fault!" At this Itachi's eyes almost bored holes into the blonde's. "I was playing around with him and he must have freaked!"

"Uzamaki, what did you do to my brother!" Itachi had gotten out of his seat so fast that the chair had toppled over.

"I flirted with him ok! But I was playing around" 'LIAR! You were serious!'

Itachi understood why Sasuke had left, but that didn't explain why his brother didn't return his calls.

Kisame, sensing Itachi anger, decided to step in. "Maybe he was abducted by aliens?"

Five pairs of eyes looked at him as if he was insane.

"My brother was not abducted by aliens."

"Are you sure? The tracking device that you put in his phone isn't working, is it. You can't find where he is can you?"

"…" 'Aliens, mother is going to have a heart attack.'

"I thought so."

"Hn. Aliens; really Kisame. Itachi expected Naruto to fall for that but not you."

All eyes turned to see Sasuke leading on the doorframe of room with a slight look of amusement in his eyes. Naruto broke out from Iruka's embrace and ran to Sasuke. As he reached the youngest Uchiha a loud smack was heard.

"What the hell dobe!" Sasuke shouted as he wiped his busted lip at the back of his hand while glaring at his best friend.

"Don't you 'dobe' me teme! Where the hell have you been! Do you know I've been worried sick!" Naruto was shaking as the tears he was holding in came down. He was tired, frustrated and a bit emotional since he thought that his best friend was dead, only to see the said best friend standing there with a smug look on his face! Oh, this blond was pissed. "I should do more than that for what you emotionally put me through!"

"Yeah, Blondie thought you were in some ditch, dying with squirrels eating on your flesh."

"Shut it Jaws!"

"Where were you, little brother?"

"…At a friend's place."

"You paused. You're not telling me everything." Thus began the glaring showdown between the Uchiha offspring. "Sasuke, don't make me call mother."

"Hn…fine." Licking his busted lip Sasuke lessen his glaring. "I went out, got wasted, and then spend the night at a friend's place because I couldn't drive in my condition."

"And your phone?"

"It died. Oh and I knew about the tracker from day one."

"…"

"You've always given me stuff you think I'll like or use on a regular basis with trackers." Kisame snickered at this but stopped as Itachi turned his glare on him.

"Teme," Naruto said softly, and waited until he had Sasuke's attention before he continued, "Who did you spend the night with?"

"A friend…I met at the bar."

"Who, Sasuke, I want to know!"

"Look, why does it matter."

"Just tell me!"

"I'm the one he was with." Naruto turned to the door only to see a beautiful woman come through the door and stand next to Sasuke. "You left your ID at my apartment; the Dean said I could find you here."

"Teme, you spent the night with some girl from a bar?"

"Oh sorry, let me introduce myself. I'm Haku and I like Sasuke very much. You must be Naruto."

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HA, there you go, what will happen now that Haku is now in the picture and wants to stay! Please read and review!

'Trotsky' - this is what History does to you, make you use historical figure's names in your yaoi stories.

It feels weird typing that.