Disclaimer:I don't own Pokemon or Love Hina.

"YOU PERVERT!"

"HELP ME!"

It was the new everyday scenario. Ash would do something that would tick Motoko or Naru off, and then he would run around dodging fist's/sword's until one or two of his Pokemon bailed him out of trouble. After a couple of days, Ash's Pokemon agreed that at least one of them would be around him most of the time if he ever got himself into trouble. Back home, the rest of them were constantly watching what they now called Ash TV. Noctowl was hesitant about allowing the lot of them to watch the show, considering it to be voyerism. Bayleef found herself loathing Naru and Motoko more and more each day and more than once demanded Salamence to fly her over to Ash.

All of the Pokemon Ash had on hand all seemed to have something of a feud with at least on the girls there.

Pikachu seemed to dislike all of the girls. His interactions with Naru and Motoko were mostly zapping them to protect Ash. Kitsune had actually tried to sell him to someone who collected exotic animals and Ash's Kanto starters were forced to go on a rescue mission to save him. Su used him for a power generator to fuel some sort of robot that Mewtwo was forced to destroy with a Shadow Ball. Shinobu was perfectly nice, but Pikachu swore, everytime she freaking cried, it would send Naru and Motoko out for Ash's blood.

Squirtle was amused and annoyed by the girl's actions. More often than not spray water in Naru or Motoko's faces. However he started to have nightmares about being boiled alive in a pot while a giant evil Su loomed over him laughing maniacally.

Now however he had a plan to shake things up around here in Hinata sou.

"I say it's a bad idea," said Mesprit flatly.

"C'mon, Ash would find it hilarious!" said Squirtle.

"More like disturbing, there's no way I'm going to do it."

"I"ll pay yah a hundred bucks."

"Done."

It seemed like a peaceful morning for the resident's of Hinata sou that day. Ash was drinking some coffee to start him up though he would not know how much he would need it soon. "Morning, everybody!" cheered Naru coming down to join them.

"Morning Naru. HUH?!" yelled Ash at seeing what she was wearing, or rather wasn't wearing. She was completely and utterly naked!

Shinobu went flying back from sheer shock, both of Kitsune's eyes opened wide, Su began laughing, and Motoko gasped. Ash covered his eyes and yelled,"I"m sorry, I thought there wasn't anyone-hey wait this is the kitchen!"

Motoko suddenly realized that Ash was there and raised her sword. "Ketchum! How dare you-GAH!" Squirtle suddenly popped out under the kitchen table and landed on her head.

"N-n-n-aru, why aren't you wearing clothes!" Ash stammered.

Naru giggled and said,"Because I'm horny, silly." Then of all things she glomped him and started rubbing her head against his body. Shinobu fainted from such a spectacle and Pikachu seemed to be at a lost for words. Squirtle was smirking however.

Ash somehow managed to push her off and yelled,"Naru, for all that's holy and decent, put some freaking clothes on!"

Naru grinned impishly and said,"Okay, I'll just put on edible lingerie." "HUH?!" "What flavor do you like?"

"What's with all this noise?" asked Kitsune walking in. They all blinked at the sudden change in her. Instead of one of her usual outfits, she was covered from head to toe in black clothing that had a goth look on it. She also had her eyes opened in a bored, neutral gaze in them.

"Uh, what's with the new look, Kitsune?" asked Ash who was already experiencing more than enough weirdness in one day for him.

"Thought I'd show my outlook on life with a outfit to correspond," muttered Kitsune.

"I gotta go do something really quick," said Ash who took this opportunity to run the heck out of there with Pikachu and Squirtle after him. "Guys, am I having a dream, or are we all having the same one?"

One way to find out." Squirtle soaked Ash with a Water Gun who then realized he wasn't dreaming. "Great, it's reality and it doesn't even make sense."

"And since when is life supposed to make sense anyways?" asked Squirtle.

"I thought it wasn't meant to be always fair," said Pikachu with a philosphical look on his face.

Over the next hour the female resident's of Hinata Sou began going dramatic and rather disturbing changes. Shinobu had gotten a hideous orange jumpsuit and became loudmouthed and optimisitic, saying she would be Hokage one day and believe it. Su had become much like Su and was very timid and somehow was able to cook very well. Motoko had become moody and violent but she was incredibly polite and somewhat shy around Ash, begging her to forgive him for something she did to his dad and little sister. The most inane of all was Haruka who turned into Sailor Moon!

"What the hell is wrong with everybody today?!" Ash screamed in frustration.

"I know what's wrong," said Bulbasaur walking in. Using his vines he carried Squirtle and Mesprit who were tied up. "Squirtle has convinced Mesprit to mess with the emotions of the girls here."

"So that explains it, Mesprit can you please turn them back to normal? I'd like some sense of normalcy back here," asked Ash.

"Fine, at least i got some money out of it," said Mesprit who was released by Bulbasaur and flew of to find the rest of the girls. Ash then freed Squirtle from the ropes much to the indignation of Bulbasaur who muttered,"Him and I are destined to do this forever..."

Time passed and soon it was the day that Naru would take her test for Toudai university. Everyone wished her luck but then Shinobu remembered that Naru forgot to take her lunch with her in her haste. Ash of course volunteered to bring it to her with Pikachu and Squirtle by his side.

"Wow, so this is the city huh? Maybe we should go explore around here later," said Squirtle.

"Can't, I have to clean the onsen later," said Ash.

"You gotta take command of those girls, Ash! When life becomes rough, you take charge and face it like a man!" said Squirtle.

"Like when a car chases after you?" asked Pikachu.

"What?" asked Ash.

"Because we've got one coming right for us!" yelled Pikachu as they all turned to see a van heading straight for them!

"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" yelled Squirtle.

"What about facing it like a man!" yelled Ash.

"There's a time for bravery and stupidity, and I for one am not going to take the stupid choice!" yelled Squirtle.

"Quick! In there!" said Pikachu pointing towards a way into a building. They jumped in and nearly stumbled as they kept going. Not seeing where he was heading Squirtle rammed into something that knocked him down. "Whoops, sorry," said Squirtle who then opened his eyes and let out a strangled yell of suprise.

He had knocked down a girl with brown hair who had... a blank...dead....look in her eyes...

"Oh my god," whispered Pikachu.

"Squirtle," said Ash in disbelief.

"It's okay, it's okay! She's just a little shocked, nothing wrong!" shrieked Squirtle frantically.

Ash picked up her arm and checked for a pulse. "Squirtle...I can't find a pulse..."

"NO! This this this isn't happening, I couldn't have had..." gulped Squirtle.

Suddenly a small turtle on the girl's head moved and looked at Squirtle accusingly. "Myu...," it said in a tone a child would use to say "ooh"

Squirtle shook his head frantically. "I didn't do it! You've got to believe me... it was Mikey! He did it! Not me!" The smaller turtle stared at Squirtle for several seconds and responded with a "Myu" and blush on it's face. "Huh?"

The girl suddenly came back to life and said,"Entrance exam number A10582 Otohime Mutsumi."

"ZOMBIE!" screamed Pikachu.

"Run before she eats our brain!" balked Ash.

They ran clear out of the building and fell down with the van coming back to chase them!

"I'm not going out like my cousin's in Sinnoh!" sobbed Pikachu.

They jumped over some railings but the van crashed into them and was sent flying and tumbling in which the trio barely managed to dodge. Suddenly the door in it opened and... a zombie scientist came out!

"AIIIIIIHHHHHHHH! THE WORLD HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY ZOMBIES!" yelled Pikachu.

The zombie slowly walked towards them, blood on it's face, possibly from a fresh kill. "Guys," whimpered Ash. "I just want you two to know it's been an honor workingwith you two."

"You two, guys," whimpered Pikachu.

"Well, it we're having confessions, then I'll make one," whimpered Squirtle. "The real reason I left the Squirtle Squad was cause I sold them out and made them boy toy's to Lopunny's!"

"YOU DID WHAT!?" bellowed Pikachu.

The zombie approached them and.........held out Ash's Pokedex. "Huh?"

"You dropped this," said the man.

"Oh thank you," said Ash taking it. But when he looked up the man had already gone into his van and drove off.

"That was weird," said Pikachu.

"Yeah, let's go give Naru her lunch and go back home," said Ash getting up.

After giving Naru her lunch followed by a narrowly avoided Naru punch, Ash and his two plucky friends started to return home. Of course they attempted to grill Squirtle to elaborate more on what happened with his squad. While this was happening a wormhole from another dimension opened to drop down two Pokemon. They were a female Pikachu and a male Squirtle though with some differences to Ash's.

Chuka glared and looked around before saying,"Alright, where the hell are we?"

Kairi shrugged and said,"Beats me, but maybe we're in a world where turtles are sexy!"

Chuka socked Kairi right in the face with a Thunderpunch and growled,"Don't say stupid things that will never come true."

"Look's like you two are getting along all right," said the author.

Kairi's eyes bulged out and he gulped,"Your not going to make me drink more pig pop, are you?"

Chuka had a evil gleam in her eyes. "YES! Make him chug an entire barrel!"

"That would be humorous, but I didn't bring you two here so a mouse could watch a turtle drink pig crap. I brought you two here cause I want you two to try and make an egg together."

Kairi grinned like a hyena. Chuka had the expression like was going to activate a nuclear warhead.

"Just kidding!" "CRAP!" "What I really want you two to do is to create some havok in that apartment building."

"What's in it for us?" asked Chuka again.

"You'll get a year supply of ketchup and you my turtle headed friend will get a bunch of porno magazines."

"Sorry, but I don't like ketchu-" Ultraman shoved a hot dog with ketchup all over it in her mouth. After slowly swallowing it she said,"Throw in hot dogs and you've got a deal."

"Done."

When Ash returned back to Hinata Sou he was suprised to see some of his Pokemon and Motoko chasing after a Pikachu and Squirtle seemed to have turned the place upside down. Long story short, Pikachu decked Kairi with a Volt Tackle and battled against Chuka who kicked the crap out of him with Close Combat even though Pikachu's shouldn't have been capable of learning the move. It took Mewtwo with a well aimed Shadow Ball to knock her out and after that the two mysteriously vanished.

]Meanwhile...

"Do you think we should sell this as a series?" asked Meowth. (Yeah, that's right. Ash catches Meowth)

"Then it would truly be voyerism," said Noctowl.

"Anyone think Ash might feel for something for one of those girls?" asked Feraligatr.

"That's not gonna happen, he's gonna end up with the twerp girl- I mean Misty," said Meowth.

"Misty? He's gonna end up with May," said Sceptile.

"What are you talking about? He's gonna end up with Dawn, though probably not after a couple of years," said Infernape.

"Hmm," said Meowth as a devious idea came to him. "I gotta make a couple of calls!"

After getting permission from Prof Oak, Meowth went to the telephone back and put in a number. After a few seconds an image came up.

"Oh hey Prof- huh? Meowth? What are you doing-oh did Ash leave you at Prof Oaks?" asked Misty.

"Yeah, the ingrate," grumbled Meowth. "But that's not why I called. Ash has been taken oversea's by a bunch of crazy girls and are making him their personal man servant! Oh it's terrible!"

Misty didn't look too convinced and asked,"Are you telling the truth?"

"Scout's honor, and the sad thing is he wanted to tell you something important," added Meowth.

"Something important," said Misty to herself in realization. With fire in her eyes she said,"Do you know where they are?"

'That worked perfectly!' thought Meowth in glee. 'Now for May, Dawn, and Brock to add into the fill. Hehehehe!'

Meanwhile...

"Naru, c'mon what's wrong?" asked Ash who was following after a distraught Naru.

"Stop following me!" she yelled as she continued running.

She was looking down so she didn't notice that a car was coming onto the next street. Taking action Ash yelled,'Bulbasaur, Vine Whip!"

"Got it!" said the sheriff restraining her with his Vine Whip before she could run off the sidewalk.

"Naru, what's the matter with you? I wanted to congratulate you for passing," said Ash frowning slightly.

Naru sniffed softly in response. Realization set into Ash. "Wait a minute, does this mean...?"

She turned towards him with tears in her eyes and sobbed,"I didn't pass."

Omake 1:Chuka and Kairi's reward.

"Hmm, this ketchup and all these hot dogs are good," purred Chuka who in a rare moment was feeling...happy. "Why he even threw in a hunting video game for me where all there is for me to shoot are fucking birds. This Ultraman Nexus ain't half bad."

"!" screamed Kairi upon seiing his "gift".

"THESE PORN MAGAZINES HAVE THE WOMEN IN THEM AGED TO GRANNY AGE!!!! I'LL NEVER BE HARD EVER AGAIN!" bellowed Kairi.

Chuka snickered and said,"I take it back, the guy's cool."