Ch
Ch.4
RJ
I had my geometry final today and all I have to take are my Spanish and English finals tomorrow and summer break can begin! As the title says, this chapter will be focused on my new OC, RJ (He was the gangster hamster from Bijou's chapter). By the way, to answer Lila123's question: read chapters 3 and 4 to find out! Please R&R!
RJ, a black and white hamster with a tiny gold chain which read 'RJ', sat in his blinged out cage, bored out of his skull. His owner had been busy all this week with some sort of project.
"Yo, dis song is gonna be off da hook!" said TK, RJ's owner. Although he was only a kid, his rap career had skyrocketed in the past few months. "So, I'll catch ya later at the studio? Cool, peace out." He shut his cell phone and rolled his eyes. "Dang, that Glitter chick is annoying to the max!" He grabbed a pair of dark sunglasses from the desk next to him and walked to the door. "You chill here for a bit, I gotta head over to the recording studio and work with that creepy pop wannabe. I'm firing the idiot who came up with this for sure!"
As TK exited the room, RJ groaned aloud. "This hotel room's boring! I'm outta here!" He lifted the door of his cage up and hopped onto the table. Jumping onto the curtain, he quickly climbed down it and scurried over to the door. "Okay, so door ain't gonna budge…" He looked up at the doorknob high above him. "And there's no way I'm grabbin' that thing."
A knock rang out from the door. "Housekeeping!" RJ quickly hid under the bed just as the maid entered the room and walked over to the windows. With the door open, he hurried out off the room. "Now that's what I call timing!"
RJ walked across the sidewalk of the busy road, doing his best to stay out of view from humans. "Man, I've been all over dis place an' I still haven't seen any hotties! Is dis da national city of ugly-ville or are they hiding?" He hid behind a potted plant and began to pant. "Dang, I need something to drink. I wonder if there's a place for a hamster to get one 'round here."
The black and white hamster turned into the alley, his eyes catching a sign reading 'Sunflower Café'. "Talk about convenient! A place to get a soda and find some cute ham girls!"
With his soda in paw, he began to guzzle it down greedily, sighing with satisfaction after a long sip. "That hit the spot! Now that I've quenched my thirst, I can feed my hunger for ham ham booty! So…what do we got here?"
His eyes gazed over the crowd of hamsters, looking for the hottest of the hot. "Okay…cute, ugly, cute, smokin', needs to lose a few pounds…" His eyes traveled over to a hamster at the other side of the room, the last hamster he wanted to see. "What the heck is Sparkle doing here? I never wanted to see her again, especially since that party." Sparkle turned in her seat, making eye contact with him for a second before turning to the orange and white hamster sitting with her.
"Who's he supposed to be, her boyham?" RJ asked himself. Sparkle grabbed her 'boyham', planting a big, sloppy kiss on his lips. The black and white hamster rolled his eyes. "What's she tryin' to do, make me jealous? Whatever, I'm outta here!"
RJ wasn't even halfway out of the alley when he heard someone exit the café crying. He turned around to see a white-furred hamster with blue ribbon. "Dang, what's up wi' her?" He fixed his gold chain and began walking over to her. "If I've learned anything in life, it's dat chicks are always hornier when they're sad."
"The white-furred hamster began to wipe away her tears. "I don't know how she tricked him into zat but…" She couldn't continue her sentence, for she was too choked up to do so.
"Yo babe, what's up wi' chu?" asked RJ as the blue-ribbon wearing hamster continued to wipe her tears away.
"Oh, it'z nozing," replied the girl hamster as RJ helped her onto her paws. "Who are you?"
RJ showed the female hamster his gold chain. "Da name's RJ. Ya dig?"
"Um…yeah," replied the white hamster. "My name's Bijou."
The gangster hamster pulled the French hamster to his side. "Listen girl, how 'bout you and me go in my ride an' see what happens from there." He hopped that Bijou knew that when he said 'go in my ride', he wasn't talking about going in a car.
Although it didn't seem like Bijou knew that he was referring to one of his appendages to his 'ride', she still backed away from him. "Um, zat's okay, I-I really want to be alone."
"Come on lil' mama, stop that hard to get stuff," said RJ as he flashed a grin at her. "You tellin' me you don't wanna piece of 'R' wi' a side of 'J'?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about," replied Bijou, unaware he made another sexual reference. "But please just leave me alone!" RJ wanted another try to win her over, but Bijou had already run out of the alley.
"Dang, what a prude," RJ muttered to himself as he exited the other side of the alley. "Maybe chicks are just weird in this town."
I hope you enjoyed the chapter! The last chapter should be up soon, please R&R!
