Chapter 4: Yaoi?

Kaoru's P.O.V.

"Okay so you got the look and the moves I think we should video chat Hitomi-san " Ali says with a grin. Hitomi is also one of our newest friends she doesn't usually hang out with her 'cause of her addiction to video games. She's full Japanese, has dark blue hair that is pretty much black, blue nerd glasses, navy blue eyes, she's around 5'2 or 5'3 I can never remember, she's a B-cup, and her style is nerdy chic. She's also a puff and her name is Berry.

"Good idea" Mari says and snatches away Panda from Ali's hands.

"What do you guys want I'm about to show this douch really plays" Hitomi says. She had bags under her eyes after pulling an all nighter probably.
"Will you please take five minutes from your game to see what we did?" Mika says in an annoyed tone. Mika and Hitomi haven't been the greatest of friends they're pretty much polar opposites like me and Momoko.

"No way" Mika growls not looking up from the screen.

"Please Hitomi-chan?" Miyako pleads.

"Fine five minutes" she says with a sigh and then she scrambles to pause the game. "Ok so what is I-" she says and her mouth drops. "Kaoru? No friggin way?" She says and I wink at her.

"In the flesh" I say and then explain her the plan.

"You shouldn't tell him you dressed up as a guy that you're a new student" Hitomi suggests.

"That will make it more interesting" Momoko chimes.

"Fine pass me the phone" I say.

"No we should do it instead to make it more believable" Miyako says snatching the phone away.

"Hi Shiro, just calling to say Kaoru won't be able to come to school" Miyako says and then pauses. "No there's no need to come over we'll see you at school ok?" She says and pauses again. "Ok bye bye" she says and hangs up.

"So you guys are good?" Hitomi asks.

"Yeah are you going to actually come?" Momoko asks.

"My mom's probably is going to kick me out so yeah I guess, but this might be a little interesting" Hitomi says with a bored expression.

"Ok see you then" Ali says and hangs up.


During the first bell...

This whole thing has been going perfectly girls seemed to fall for me instantaneously. I've already received 2 chocolates somehow.

"Hitomi hey" I say making my way over to her.

"Hey" she says while she yawned and then pulled out her DSI XL and began to play it. We walked to first period together. The girls were kinda annoying squealing and stuff how do guys deal with it? I mean I dealt with it before, but this is 10 times worse than before.

"Hey just to let you know I spread a rumor about you and the girls are doing it too" Hitomi says not looking up from her screen.

"What kind of rumor?" I ask waving to a couple of girls.

"That you were the best sprinter at your old school" she says.

"That isn't so bad" I say and we go inside the class room and enter to see a ticked off Shiro, a bored Koumori, and Kukai who was fidgeting with some eletronic.

"So you're the guy we've been hearing about?" Shiro says walking over to me.

"This might get interesting" Hitomi says putting her electronic away.

"Koumori, Kukai grab him" Shiro says and they follow his command.

"Hey put me down! Put me down" I shout disguising my voice as I kicked my feet.

"How could someone like you be the best sprinter at your school you're so scrawny" Shiro says to me as they carry me to the other side and they set me down.

"What the HE-"

"No upper body strength of what I can feel" he says as he puts his hands over my chest. This fucking asshole I'm going to- I look up to notice Hitomi hand signals not to reveal myself no matter how much I want to.

"No muscles here either and why do you have inward thighs?" He asks looking up and I punch him in the face as hard as I can.

"Are you a gay or something" I say shooting daggers at him.

"No I was just-"

"Being a pervert by touching me everywhere?" I say crossing my arms.

"Listen hear-"

"If you're trying to ask me out I only date girls" I say and then look away from him and wink at the nearest girl and leave Shiro there his mouth open and ticked off more than before.

"That was great plus, I think the girls are already talking about what they just witnessed in fact I think I might just tweet it" she says and pull out her Galaxy and begins to type on it. "Damn wireless!" She shouts.


During lunch...

"You!" A girl shouts. Great look who it is president of Shiro's club. Maybe I can work my magic on her if I can remember she's a very classy chick. So let's use those lessons I learned last night to the test.

"Hello beautiful young lady what can I do for you?" I ask getting on one knee, taking her hand, and kissing the knuckles.

"Oh umm, wh-what you did to Shiro was uncalled for" she says trying to maintain her composure.

"You're right miss I'm sorry for asking this, but why is someone like you coming to defend him instead of him?" I ask looking at her. Bleh, I better get her chocolates.

"W-well, it's my job" she says.

"Your job is to come up and save him. I wish I had someone like you by my side well, if you excuse me" I say and walk away.

"W-wait" she stutters.

"Yes?" I say cocking an eyebrow.

"Can you please except this and here's my number if you would ever want to you know talk" she says blushing slightly as she hands me a bag of chocolates and a piece of paper.

"Thanks" I say giving her a smile which makes her melt.

"Look at the ladies man" Mika teases.

"How many does that make now?" Hitomi asks.

"Number 74 actually" I say with a grin.

"I get to help eating all of it right?" Momoko asks starry eyes.

"You" Shiro says glowering over me.

"Yes pervert?" I say sweetly. He lefts me up and brings me to his lips and kisses me full force.

"Y-YAOI!" Girls all around us scream taking out their phones taking pictures.

"So how many chocolates did you get?" He asks grinning at me.

"Y-you knew?" I stutter.

"Of course I knew you're my girlfriend now matter how much you change I should know who you are" he says pulling in for another kiss. Wait a minute!

"YOU KNEW!" I scream pushing him away from me and throwing food at him until I forgave knowing he'll continue to be the pervert he is. I also won. 74 to 50.


Sylvie: And that's that hope you all enjoyed so next I'm either going to do a song fic for my O.C. or work on GeekyGirlMeow's story that I've thought out depending on how I feel

Hitomi & Kukai: Sylvie doesn't own us only her friend GeekyGirlMeow *goes back to playing multi-player Mariokart on the DS

Sylvie: Yeah... Ja nei ^3^