Magi Thunder: The Anime Assassin 2!
Ep 4: Android 18 (Dragon Ball)
At the AnimeFILM building. Hiro was buying views online for Darling In The Franxx. Oscar knocks on the door. Hiro looks at Oscar and signals him to come in.
"What is it?" He asked.
"Sir. I just received some unfortunate news. It's about Yuri Nakamura." Oscar told his boss.
"She didn't sign her account away, did she?"
"No no no! She's dead! Hung by her own socks!"
"Strange. How many views did she have? Did? Hehehe"
"Almost 4 million sir." Said Oscar.
"Sector 4! We need to process a new unit immediately." Hiro said, pressing that device again.
"Sector 4 processing new unit sir." Said a female on the other end.
"Um...sir? What's inside Sector 4?" Oscar asked.
"Oscar, please. I've been very rude to my guest here. Now in the meantime I want you to find out who this Anime Killer is. Do you understand?"
"Yes sir!" Oscar and leaves. Hiro looks at his guest.
"So Aqua...tell me. What do you love?" Hiro asked Aqua who was sitting at the front desk. Aqua's eyes were green and her voice was that of a robot.
"I. LOVE. MR CHOW'S PAPER TOWELS! PERFECT FOR A GODDESS LIKE ME." She said holding up a paper towel roll. Hiro smirked.
*At the doctors*
Magi went to the front desk, where she saw Twizzlers in a jar.
"How can I help you?" Asked the woman at the front desk.
"I need to see a doctor ASAP." Magi said.
"What's the problem."
"I got...a boo boo."
"Where?"
"On my finger." Magi raised her finger up.
"Ok. Fill out this form." The woman gives papers for Magi to sign. She takes a Twizzler...then she takes more Twizzlers...then the entire jar. She sits down and signs her papers and soon got called by a hot nurse. Magi Thunder was getting checked for her blood pressure and her cut finger. The nurse puts a band-aid on the cut finger and Magi was free to go. Magi got back to her RV and ate out of a can. She uses the cans to make a talking device out of.
*With Tomoko*
"Ok! Thanks for watching my newest video! Watamote is the best!" Tomoko did a pose and ends the recording. She sighs and went to her computer to publish the new video. Magi throws the can at Tomoko's window and it breaks. "Holy shit!" Tomoko freaked. She takes the can. She talks into it. "Hello?"
"You said you wanted a better way to communicate. So I found the solution." Magi replied. Tomoko looks out her window to see Magi in her van. She freaked.
"How the hell do you know where I live?" Tomoko asked, panting. "Look, you're not helping me ok!? Just leave me alone!"
"You know what little tits? I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. I'm just trying to help you. I feel like I need to communicate with you better...let me confess. I Magi Thunder, murdered in cold blood, Aqua of Konosuba. I also murdered Yuri of Angel Beats. And in conclusion, I will be murdering Android 18 of Dragon Ball soon. Depending on traffic, weather and toll roads."
"You know you could've told me this the last we talked. Would've been more convenient."
"Yeah. You know Tomoko? I've been some real problems expressing myself. But the day I put it all out there, you reject me. But that's ok. I feel like a weight has been lifted off my chest. And with that; I hope Android 18 has some good ears. Because I'm about to pitch her a new tune."
"No no no no! I don't want you killing anyone! Don't do it!" Tomoko yelled into the can and Magi was already gone. Magi enters the elevator for the building that Android 18 is located at. She hears someone talking on the phone. it was Issac Foster. He was heading to the same meeting room that Android 18 was located at. Among 4 other woman, Annie, Tuka, Ai and Rachel. Issac hangs up the call and looks at Magi Thunder. Magi Thunder stares at Issac. Soon enough Magi takes him down and knocks him out to take his suit and tie as a disguise. Magi enters the room.
"Ladies! Thank you for coming to the Anime...door...tour...meeting. As you know, Digimon tour is around the corner! And as your official Tour manager! I'm here to bequeath you of my vision for the year."
"So what are you suggesting?" Android 18 asked.
"Why be separate? When we can be together!?" Magi asked the five.
"You mean like form a group?" Annie asked.
"I'm talking bigger Annie! I'm talking about a girl band!"
"Are you serious?" Ai rolled her eyes.
"That sounds wack." Rachel said.
"That's a great idea!" Tuka exclaimed.
"It's perfect! Annie from Attack On Titan! You're the bad girl." Magi pointed at her.
"Ok." She said.
"Rachel, You're the innocent." Magi pointed at Rachel.
"I don't get it." Rachel said.
"Tuka! You're the mysterious girl." Magi pointed at the elf.
"Sweet! Do you come up with these yourselves? Tuka said.
"Ai! You're the lovely girl." Magi pointed at Ai.
"What?" Ai asked.
"And Android 18? The leader of the group! The best girl." Magi looked at her next target. "Ladies! I present you the best girl band ever! Five dumb." They all groan. "You are all dumb...permanently."
"Oh hell no." Ai said.
"I like it." Tuka said.
"That's a no. What else you got?" Android 18 asked.
"Well ms pretty. How about...the five some that wont stop! All of you will take sex drugs and be addicted to one another."
The five groaned again and were about to leave.
"We're not interested!" Android 18 yelled at Magi Thunder.
"I got one more!"
"What?" Android 18 asked.
"How about...the dead?" Magi said and presses a button and showed the five girls as zombies.
"Ok...this is good. What's the backstory on this?" Android 18 asked.
"Let me show you." Magi presses two buttons from her pockets and Ai and Tuka exploded. Rachel, Android 18 and Annie stagger from the explosions. Magi gets two discs out and throws them at Annie and Rachel. They get hit in the neck and go down. Android 18 is covered in blood.
"Hey girls! What I miss?" It was Sailor Moon: Usagi Tsukino. Her mouth went wide open at what she saw. Android 18 looks at her. Sailor Moon looks at Magi Thunder who throws a disc at her head. Sailor Moon goes down. Magi looks at Android 18.
"You're next." She said. Android 18 charges at Magi Thunder, the two went for punches. "Thunder kick!" Magi kicks Android 18 and she fell back into her chair. Magi got in her chair and the two start kicking. They push other way with their legs. Both get off the chairs.
"Not bad. Let's see how you do against my brother. 17!" Android 18 called for her brother. 17 entered inside and stares at Magi Thunder. Android 17 trade blows with Magi Thunder. Android 18 joined in. Magi punches Android 18 away and punches 17. All of sudden Magi lifts Android 17 in the air with the force. She chokes 17 and blasts his head off. Android 18 growled and Magi turns her attention to Android 18.
"Let's do this." Magi growled and the two start fighting again. Android 18 gets the upper hand and punches Magi in the face and kicks her in the chest. Magi goes down into boxes once again. Magi throws boxes at 18. 18 blocks them but soon gut slashes as Magi throws more discs at her. Android 18 gets backed into the wall as Magi summons four discs. She throw them at 18 and they cut off her limbs. Then Magi explodes 18's' head. Magi got back to her RV and scratches off Android 18's name off the list. All that left was:...EVERYONE!
