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The Fifth year Gryffindors had just reached the end of the hall when they heard yells and shrieks.
Umbridge barreled out of the classroom and down the hall, everyone followed a bit behind her.
Umbridge ran the entire way to the Charms corridor. Once she reached the Charms corridor she took one step to many.
"What's going on here?" She asked, ankle deep in sludgy mud.
"These two did it," Filch said, pointing to Fred and George.
"Did what?" Umbridge asked.
"We made a," what looked to be Fred started.
"Swamp! It's a," George continued.
"Present for you! How do," Fred picked up.
"You like it?" George finished.
"Not at all! My shoes are ruined!" Umbridge raged.
"I guess we should of put up railings, eh Forge?" The person everyone thought was Fred asked.
"I guess so, Gred, then no one would have stepped in it, but," what could be Fred answered.
"What would be the fun in that," what could be George finished.
"First I'm going to get out of this swamp, then I'll take care of you two," Umbridge said angrily.
"Alright, we'll," what was identified as Fred, but really could be George, started, grabbing one of Umbridge's arms.
"Lead the way," the identified George, but might be Fred but was most certainly Gred, at the moment, finished, grabbing Umbridge's other arm.
They tugged three times before Umbridge came out of the swamp with a pop.
The students behind Umbridge scattered as Fred and George dragged Umbridge backwards to the Entrance Hall. Once they arrived the twins set Umbridge on her feet and dusted her off.
"Headmistress, may I get the approval for whipping?" Filch asked eagerly.
"Yes, go ahead," Umbridge replied, dazed.
Filch shuffled off hurriedly, muttering to himself.
Harry positioned himself right above Umbridge.
George and Fred had broken up into laughter and were rolling around on the floor.
After a few minutes Umbridge pulled herself together and glared at the two twins.
*"So...you think it amusing to turn a school corridor into a swamp, do you?"* Umbridge asked.
*"Pretty amusing, yeah," said Fred, looking back up at her with out the slightest sign of fear* from his position on the floor.
Filch returned glumly.
"Headmistress, the door is locked," Filch said sadly, "I've got the whips ready, all I need is the form."
Umbridge handed her keys to Filch. *"Very good, Argus," she said. "You two," she went on, gazing down at Fred and George, "are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school."
"You know what?" Said Fred. "I don't think we are."
He turned to his twin.
"George." Said Fred, "I think we've out grown full-time education."*
George replied something, but Harry didn't hear. He was busy putting a homing spell on an envelope. Harry distantly heard a crash, but was concentrating on the envelope. Harry finished the spell just in time to hear Fred call out an advertisement for Weasley Wizarding Wheezes.
*"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
"STOP THEM!" Shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor.*
Harry held his hand over the railing, getting ready to let go as Fred looked at Peeves.
*"Give her hell from us, Peeves."
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his bell hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the student below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.*
It was after that display that Harry dropped the envelope.
It fluttered down for a minute before being drawn to Umbridge, landing on her head. When she didn't notice it after a minute it started attacking her face, only stopping when she grabbed it.
Umbridge opened the envelope and took out the parchment. An announcer's voice filled the Entrance Hall, "The sheep goes..... Baa!"
Umbridge screamed in rage, causing the parchment to blow up, then looked around wildly, though not looking up.
"Who ever sent that is expelled!" Umbridge shouted, still looking around.
Harry grinned as he backed up into the crowd of snickering students so that Umbridge wouldn't see him if she looked up. He joined up with Ron and Hermione away from the crowd.
"That was brilliant! We should order some of their stuff," Ron said.
"I want a portable swamp of my own, for Umbridge of course," Harry said, with an idea in his head.
"What're you planning on?" Ron asked.
"Well she liked the swamp in the Charms corridor, so I thought that she'd love one in her office," Harry said with an evil grin.
"Yeah, she'd love that, I'll owl Fred and George tomorrow," Ron said, a huge grin on his face.
"Would you two be more careful, you heard Umbridge, she wants to expel you!" Hermione hissed.
"She want to expel the animal note giver, not me," Harry said, not grinning anymore.
"But you are the one sending those notes!" Hermione replied.
"Yeah, but she doesn't know that, and I'll be setting the suspicion on the Slytherins next," Harry said.
"Harry, you'll get them expelled!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Good riddance," Ron muttered.
"You can't let Umbridge expel them for something they didn't do!" Hermione yelled at Ron.
"Don't worry, it won't be the same person twice in a row, and only the Inquisitorial Squad will deliver the notes more than once," Harry assured her.
"Oh, alright, but promise you'll be more careful," Hermione relented.
"We promise," Harry and Ron said together.
"Good, now let's head to the Great Hall, it's almost dinner time and I don't know about you, but I'm hungry," Hermione said, before walking forward.
Ron started walking as well, getting ahead of Hermione. Harry caught up with Hermione and they made their way to the Great Hall.
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If you want something else funny to read as you wait for me to write the next chapter, check out Getting to Know Malfoy (id=1598770) by me, it really is funny, despite the summery. And also check out the fic that I co-wrote with a friend, it is absolutely hilarious after chapter 4. It's called The Maddest Time Ever (id=1315953) and review too! - Tatra
