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Bill was rudely awoken by a blast of pain. He rolled over with a groan, momentarily confused, before he was roughly pulled to his knees. Once the world stopped spinning, a man walked over to him.

"Who are you?" Bill asked. The man smirked and backhanded Bill so hard he saw stars.

"Do not question me." Bill glared at the man, then looked beside him to reassure Ted. Looking around, Bill realized that Ted was nowhere to be found.

"Where's Ted?" "OH, Ted is it?" the man sneered. "He scampered off the minute he saw you were no longer there to burden him."

"Liar!!" Bill lunged at the man, fully intending to wipe the smirk of his face forcibly, when he was brought up short by the picture that was shoved in his face.

The picture was one they had taken three months before, when they took the princesses to Disneyland. They all stood in front of Cinderella's castle, smiling and waving. Bill started to have a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach, like something bad was about to happen.

"Where did you get that?" Bill asked suspiciously. With an evil grin the older man pulled out Ted's old, worn backpack. Bill's stomach flip-flopped. Ted never went anywhere without his backpack-ever! The only time he had was when…

Outside, Ted contemplated how to get into the formidable fortress when he heard Bill's voice echo.

"NO!! YOU BASTARD!!" and then, to Ted's horror, the cry was punctuated by the distinct sound of a gunshot.


I know, I'm evil, but I just love a good whump… please review, especially as this was not proofread, so plz point out any mistakes…