Chapter 4-Tennessee

Once again, the boys were in their room on Christmas night, getting ready for bed. Alvin slightly giggled to himself remembering the evening before.

"What's so funny?" Simon asked him curiously.

"Huh? Oh nothing," Alvin responded.

"Whatever," Simon said plainly as he took his glasses off and lay his head down on his pillow to go to sleep.

"You're not going to sleep already are you?" Alvin asked in a mischievous tone as he placed his hands on his hips and gave Simon a mischievous grin.

"Duh," Simon spat, "We have a long trip to go visit grandma and grandpa tomorrow."

"So what?!" Alvin said carelessly, "I'm gonna watch some TV!" He the turned on the 13" screen TV that sat on Theodore's dresser and started to watch Spongebob.

"Alvin…" Simon said as he rolled his eyes, "I'm going to sleep."

"Have fun!" Alvin said sarcastically with his eyes glued to the screen. Then Theodore heard Spongebob playing on the TV and jumped out of his bed.

"SPONGEBOB!!" he screeched excitedly as he jumped out of bed and ran over to the TV. "Yay! Spongebob!"

Dave walked in 5 minutes later, "Alvin, Theodore, What are you doing up?" He asked, "You need to go to bed." Dave turned the TV off while Alvin and Theodore's eyes were still glued to the screen.

"Aw man," Alvin whined, "It was just getting to the good part."

"Yeah," Theodore whined as well, "Patrick was about to get hit with a coconut."

"I'm sorry," Dave said sternly, "but we have a big day tomorrow and you need to get some rest."

Alvin sighed, "Okay." The two younger chipmunks climbed into their beds and said, "Night Dave!"

"Night fellas!" he responded as he walked down the hallway.

The Next Morning!!

Dave came in at 5 am and woke the boys up, "Come on fellas, wake up we gotta get packing." They all sat up, stretched, and yawned. Then they started packing up their clothes and blankets in their suit cases. Around 7 am, they got all their stuff packed into the car and left for Tennessee. The sun was barely up.

"Dave," Theodore said after ten minutes, "Are we their yet?"

"We're not even close, Theodore," Dave replied almost laughing. They continued listening to Jamie O'Neal, but not singing along this time. About 2 hours later, Simon and Theodore were sound asleep in the backseat, but Alvin was still wide awake.

"Dave," Alvin whined.

"Yeah, Alvin?" Dave responded.

"I-I gotta pee!" He cried so loud he woke up Simon.

"ALVIN! SHUTUP!!" Simon hollered as he woke up.

"No!" Alvin hollered, "GO BACK TO SLEEP BEFORE I PUT YOU TO SLEEP MYSELF YOU STUPID LITTLE…"

"BOYS!" Dave shouted, "That's enough!"

"Yes Dave," Alvin and Simon said at once.

"Can we stop somewhere? I REALLY gotta pee."

"Yeah," Dave said, "We'll stop at McDonald's so you can go to the bathroom and we can all get some lunch."

"MCDONALDS?!" Theodore said happily as he woke up.

"Hungry, Theodore?" Dave asked giggling a bit.

"You bet!" Theodore said cheerfully. Even though it was only two minutes before they reached McDonald's, it seemed like hours to Alvin. He felt like his bladder was going to explode! As soon as Dave parked the car in front of McDonald's, Alvin climbed over Simon, ran out of the car, into McDonald's, and into the women's restroom by mistake. Simon and Theodore noticed this and laughed really hard.

"Wow…" Simon said trying to control his laughter, "I never knew Alvin was a girl!"

Simon and Theodore waited with Dave at the counter, waiting for the women's restroom door to fly open with Alvin all red faced and embarrassed, but to their surprise he walked out calmly as if he didn't notice he just used the girl's bathroom. He walked up to Dave and his brothers. Simon and Theodore stood with huge grins, trying not to laugh. Alvin could see this very clearly.

"What?" he said as he raised one eyebrow.

"Um…" Simon hesitated, "You know you just walked into the girls' bathroom, right?"

"No, I didn't," Alvin said, "…did I?"

"Yes," Theodore said bursting into laughter again, "We watched you!" Alvin's face turned bright red, but he tried to hide it.

"Well…why didn't you come tell me that before I used it?!" He said trying to act angry rather than humiliated.

"Are you crazy!?" Simon said, "I wasn't going in there!" He started laughing again, but Alvin turned even redder. "Didn't you notice there were no urinals?"

"I-I thought McDonald's didn't have urinals," Alvin replied stuttering from humiliation.

"Why wouldn't they? McDonald's makes tons of money!" Theodore said. Alvin turned so red, and became so humiliated; he was almost on the verge of tears. Dave could plainly see this.

"Alright," Dave said almost angrily, "That's enough you two, we don't need to embarrass him any more."

"Yes Dave," Simon and Theodore said obediently. Dave ordered the food and they all ate in the car. Once again, Simon and Theodore fell asleep after about an hour, but Alvin stayed wide awake as usual.

"Not tired, Alvin?" Dave asked.

"No, not really," Alvin replied, "Are we almost there?"

"No," Dave said with a small sigh, "We're still not even close."

"Oh poop," Alvin responded in a bummed tone. A couple hours had gone by and Simon and Theodore were still asleep. "How can someone sleep that much?" Alvin thought to himself as he watched his brothers sleep. It was now about 6 pm and it was already dark. Dave turned the Jamie O'Neal CD back on because the radio was losing reception terribly.

"What do you say we go to Hardee's for dinner?" Dave suggested.

"Sure," Alvin said in an uninterested tone.

"HARDEE'S!?" Theodore said excitedly as he instantly woke up, "Oh boy!"

Simon remained sound asleep. When they got to Hardee's, Alvin, Dave, and Theodore unbuckled their seatbelts and got out. Dave shook Simon gently to wake him up.

"Simon," he said, "Simon, wake up."

"Huh?" Simon said softly as he woke up.

"Wake up," Dave said softly, "Let's go get some dinner." Simon unbuckled his seatbelt.

"Why can't we just go through the drive thru?" Simon asked.

"Because, I gotta pee," Dave said.

"Me too," Theodore said.

"Come to think of it," Simon said, "I kinda gotta go to."

"You should've all gone at McDonald's," Alvin said.

"Sorry, Alvin," Simon said, "But that's where all the ladies go." Simon laughed and Theodore giggled a bit. Alvin glared at him with his hands on his hips.

"Oh yeah?" Alvin said, "Well…I…I dare you to go use the girls' bathroom."

"Now way, Alvin," Simon said as he stopped laughing and glared at Alvin.

"What's the matter, Simon? Are you chicken?" Alvin teased, "You might as well use the girl's bathroom anyway because you're a scaredy little chicken girl!"

"Alvin, CUT IT OUT!!" Simon cried.

"My brother's a chicken! My brother's a chicken! Bwak! Bwak! Bwak!!" Alvin teased once more and pointed his finger toward Simon and laughed at him. Simon's face grew red with anger. Dave paid no attention to them and walked into the men's room with Theodore behind him.

"Alright! Alright! I'll do it! And I'm sure I'll handle it better than you did Alvin," Simon says in an aggravated tone as he walks through the girls' bathroom door. Alvin got an evil smirk on his face when he saw this.

"He's gonna be so humiliated when he comes out of there," Alvin thought to himself. Dave and Theodore walked out of the men's room a few minutes later.

"Where's Simon?" Dave asked Alvin. Alvin pointed toward the ladies' restroom door. "Oh Alvin," Dave said, "Please, tell me you didn't." Alvin shrugged his shoulders. Dave sighed and walked up to the counter to order the food. Two minutes passed and Simon still didn't come out.

"Geese," Alvin thought out loud to himself, "how long does it take to pee?" Dave walked up to him with the food.

"Is Simon still in the bathroom?" Dave asked with a concerned look.

"Yeah," Alvin responded.

"Alvin," Dave said, "I hate to ask this, but could you go in there and check on him?" Alvin dreaded the thought of going back in there, but he reluctantly went in.

"Simon?" He said as he walked in, but there was no answer, "Simon!" He looked under the stall doors and saw his brother's feet under the last door. He opened it and couldn't believe what he saw. Simon was kneeling beside the side of the toilet with his head in the toilet; he must've fallen asleep while standing there. Fortunately, his face wasn't in the water, or he would've drowned. Alvin laughed to himself, trying not to laugh hysterically. He couldn't resist but to flush the toilet while Simon's head was in it. Simon jerked his head out super fast.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" He cried after a second. Alvin didn't answer, but just laughed uncontrollably. Simon instantly got mad. He pulled his younger brother in a head-lock, and pulled his head towards the toilet.

"NO!" Alvin pleaded, "PLEASE, SIMON, NO!" Simon shoved Alvin's head in the toilet and flushed it several times as he held him down and laughed evilly with revenge.

Outside the bathroom, Dave and Theodore waited, becoming a little worried. Dave sighed, "Theodore could you…"

"Yes," Theodore said with a small sigh. He walked in the bathroom door and heard Alvin screaming for mercy and Simon laughing hysterically.

"NO, SIMON!" Alvin cried, "STOP!" Theodore heard the toilet flush a few splashes of water. "AAAAHHHH!!" Alvin screamed. Theodore was afraid to see what Simon was doing to Alvin, but carefully walked to the stall they were in and pushed the door open slowly. Simon saw Theodore and let go of the back of Alvin's neck and Alvin got free from him. They both stared at Theodore kind of embarrassed. Alvin was soaking wet, and Simon was mostly dry. Theodore started to laugh at his brothers hysterically. Simon and Alvin didn't think it was funny and they both grabbed Theodore. Simon held his head in the toilet, while Alvin did the flushing.

"AHHH!" Theodore cried, "HELP ME! STOP IT!! D-A-A-A-V-V-E!" Alvin flushed the toilet about 5 times before Simon let him go. They all three stared at each other for a second, and then laughed as they walked out. Dave was relieved to see them finally come out.

"What…" He began to say then noticed Alvin and Theodore were soaking wet. "Why are you guys wet?" he asked.

"Uh…" Simon began to explain.

"We had a swirly fight!" Theodore said laughing.

Dave sighed, "You boys, I swear…" They all laughed as they walked to the car to eat their food.

Within three hours they arrived in Tennessee at their grandparents' house. Grandma and Grandpa Seville walked outside when they saw Dave's car pull up. Dave turned to look at the boys, this time they were all sleeping. Grandma and Grandpa came and hugged Dave almost immediately. Dave opened the door of the backseat and picked up Alvin trying not to wake him up. Then grandma Seville carried Theodore, and grandpa carried Simon. They went inside and pulled out the blow up mattress in the living room and laid the boys on it then covered them up. Dave took Simon's glasses off, and kissed them all goodnight as the three chipmunks slept the rambunctious Christmas, Christmas Eve, and day after Christmas, away.

The End

I'm finally finished the story!! Reviews would be much appreciated!! Hope you enjoyed:P