116 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

116 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

This story is not connected to any of my other stories. I might make up one-shots though.

Chapter 4: 30-42 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

I will not poke the Hufflepuffs with spoons. Nor Will I insist that their House colours indicate they are covered in Bees.

I will not tell Snape to go to his Happy Place.

I will not tell Oliver Wood jokes he has heard every possible joke about his name. It is not a challenge.

I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination Class.

No matter how good a fake Australian Accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin (May he Rest In Peace) during Care of Magical Creatures Class.

I am not allowed to attempt to breed a Tiger & Lion to make a Liger in Care of Magical Creatures Class.

I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards & tell him that they are real Animals.

I will not go into class with a 'Death Eater & Proud' T-shirt.

I will not make a sign that says 'In an Average room there are 1,242 objects a Ravenclaw can use to kill someone including the room itself'. Even if it is true.

I will not add a button to people's computer keyboards that says 'Crucio.' Even if I want to at times.

When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not allowed to wave my hands & announce 'These are not the Droids you are looking for.'

I will not lock the Slytherins & Gryffindors in a room together & take bets on who comes out alive.

I Will not use Slytherin & Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

Well there you go. Another chapter. I will try to up date soon but I have exams till the 17th June. Stupid G.C.S.E's. Hope you like it. Please review. I'm going to take my story called bubble wrap soon to change it but please have a read if you like McFly. I will try to up date my other stories as well when I have finished my exams. I am halfway through the other victim chapter and the lost family. Again please R&R. I am not taking the piss out of Australians or Steve Irwin (May he Rest In Peace) I love them. Jesses Spencer is hott.