116 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
This story is not connected to any of my other stories. I might make up one-shots though.
Chapter 4: 30-42 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
I will not poke the Hufflepuffs with spoons. Nor Will I insist that their House colours indicate they are covered in Bees.
I will not tell Snape to go to his Happy Place.
I will not tell Oliver Wood jokes he has heard every possible joke about his name. It is not a challenge.
I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination Class.
No matter how good a fake Australian Accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin (May he Rest In Peace) during Care of Magical Creatures Class.
I am not allowed to attempt to breed a Tiger & Lion to make a Liger in Care of Magical Creatures Class.
I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards & tell him that they are real Animals.
I will not go into class with a 'Death Eater & Proud' T-shirt.
I will not make a sign that says 'In an Average room there are 1,242 objects a Ravenclaw can use to kill someone including the room itself'. Even if it is true.
I will not add a button to people's computer keyboards that says 'Crucio.' Even if I want to at times.
When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not allowed to wave my hands & announce 'These are not the Droids you are looking for.'
I will not lock the Slytherins & Gryffindors in a room together & take bets on who comes out alive.
I Will not use Slytherin & Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
Well there you go. Another chapter. I will try to up date soon but I have exams till the 17th June. Stupid G.C.S.E's. Hope you like it. Please review. I'm going to take my story called bubble wrap soon to change it but please have a read if you like McFly. I will try to up date my other stories as well when I have finished my exams. I am halfway through the other victim chapter and the lost family. Again please R&R. I am not taking the piss out of Australians or Steve Irwin (May he Rest In Peace) I love them. Jesses Spencer is hott.
