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"C'mon, Lazy bum. Wake up."
Sora got up groggily, and shook his head slightly. He looked to his side, seeing Kairi look at him worriedly.
"You okay?" She asked sweetly.
Sora nodded.
"Those creatures were after the keyblade. But it's your heart they really want." She told him. "Because you wield the keyblade."
"I'm so glad you're alright Kairi." Sora smiled.
"Kairi, who are talking about?" Kairi shook her head at him. "I'm the Great Ninja Yuffie." At this last part, her voice had changed.
"Huh?"
With a flash of light she revealed a different person.
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She turned to the man behind her. "I think you might've overdone it, Squall."
"That's Leon!" A young man with a scar running down his face between his eyes and shoulder length brown hair spoke up.
Sora recognized him as his attacker.
The teen glared at Leon, as he stood there. Then, he noticed the child in his arms.
He was screaming, yelling, kicking, biting, anything to cause the swordsman as much pain as possible.
After the other two(Yuffie & Leon) got the boy to calm down, Yuffie & Leon asked their names.
"Sora."
The 12-year-old boy narrowed his eyes dangerously. "What's it to you?"
"We just wanna know your name." Yuffie pouted, "& I thought we'd get along. After all, you're a natural-born ninja."
That really caught Sora's attention, Ninja? But he was just a little kid! Yuffie was at least a teen.
The blond mumbled something under his breath, that Sora couldn't hear.
"Whaa—?"
"Name's Naruto." He said simply.
"Cool name." The spiky haired teen said.
The newly dubbed Naruto looked at Sora, his cold gaze softened. "Arigatou." He said softly.
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"The keyblade?" The two asked, looking over at the two weapons.
Yuffie smiled, "Yeah, we had to get them away from you. Turns out, that's how they were tracking you."
"I concealed your hearts so they wouldn't find you. But it won't last long." Leon said. "Still, it's hard to believe that you of all people, are the chosen ones." He picked up the keyblades.
The blades returned to the two boys' hands.
"Well, I suppose beggars can't be choosers."
"Why don't you start making sense?" Sora said childishly.
"What's going on here?" Naruto growled. "I swear, if this is some twisted genjutsu joke from Sasuke—"
"Aha!" All three boys jumped and stare at Yuffie, who had yelled out. "Now I know where you're from! You're from the Shinobi Nations aren't you?"
"No, duh…. I'm not in Konoha, are I?"
"Nope."
"Not even in the Fire Country?"
"Nope."
"… Anywhere in the Nations?"
"Nope."
Naruto fell on the floor and looked blankly at the wall. "Then… where… Where am I?"
"You're in Traverse Town," Leon said before Yuffie could answer him.
"Traverse Town?" All three of them nodded. "WHERE ON EARTH IS THAT!"
Sora covered his ears. This kid had a big pair of lungs.
Yuffie just smiled at Naruto. "Nowhere. You aren't even in your world. By the way, I'm Yuffie, the greatest ninja ever!" she said, striking a pose.
Naruto seem like he was going to faint, but he snapped out of it when he heard the words greatest and ninja put together in one sentence.
"No you're not! I am! You think I spent my whole life letting everyone glare at me for no reason? And it isn't even my fault the fourth sealed that damned kitsune inside me! I'm gonna become Hokage and get better than all of them! That way they'll stop disrespecting me and look up to me! And they'll have to acknowledge me, no matter—" He suddenly stopped, as if he had realized he'd said a big secret. He covered his mouth with a squeak.
"Kitsune?" Leon asked.
Oops…
'Real smart kit.'
'Sh-shut up!'
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"Hahahaha, I'm so weird!"
"So now you admit it!" Disasré smirked lightly.
"Sh-shut up!"
BTW: Arigatou means Thanks. Genjutsu is the art of illusion in the Ninja world. Kitsune means fox. Shinobi means ninja.
Next time: A Trade of Knowledge!
"Now they're definitely going to hate me!"
