Well, I did ask gatorgirl517 for her responses as Prussia, and this is what I got. *facepalm*
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West,
Once again, I was awesome today. Clearly you were not. From reading your letter, I took it upon myself to…uh…hmm…how do I put this? Well, let's just say that Austria will be giving you a book called For Beginners: How To Properly Comfort A German Man Who Has Fallen In Love. If that book does not help you, then I will go buy the other book we were talking about. Sounds like you need some serious romantic help. It's ok, not everyone can be as awesome as me.
With Romano, well, he can be a bit of a pain in the ass. Just send him back to Spain; their relationship could be classified as successful compared to yours.
And Austria should be ticked at me. I broke his precious, crappy, stupid, aristocratic piano. But that was because, well, I wanted to get back at him! He said some…uh…mean things to me. But he won't be talking that way to me anymore; I gave him a swift kick in the vital regions with my iron boots. He may not be able to walk for a little while, so don't worry about him being a bother to you.
And hold everything! You mean to tell me that you pulled Ita's hair curl! WEST! And you say you don't have a boyfriend! Hahaha, now it is obvious that you do. But really, I didn't think you were that… well…kinky. I thought you were a military man! You do know what Ita's hair curl is, right? Well, it's his…umm…erogenous zone…. But seriously, West! If you are THAT kind of person now, you need to wait until you and Ita are alone! Although, you two do make a cute couple. Should I start planning your wedding?
Your Awesome Bruder,
Gilbert
