A/N Okay, here is the last chapter, hope you like it!

Promptly after screaming, River managed to run away from the mass of rats that had surrounded her. It wasn't that she hated just rats; she just hated anything that could crawl all over her. She was perfectly fine with looking at them as long as they didn't come near her.

As she turned the corner trying to distance herself from the rolling tide of rodents behind her, she ran straight into the Doctor, who had pulled out his sonic screwdriver which caused a barrier to form between them and the hallway River had just ran out of.

The first thing she noticed was laughter. The Doctor had fell on the ground after she'd bumped into him and was now rolling on the ground and couldn't seem to stop.

River could feel her face and the tips of her ears burning, and she figured she must look as red as a beet. This was one of those times where she could happily kill her husband without feeling an ounce of guilt.

After what felt like an era, his laughter subsided, leaving the Doctor grinning like the idiot he was, if he thought he was going to get out of her fury unscathed.

When the Doctor looked up towards River and saw the man that could make armies run for the hills look like he was going to run himself, she felt a rush of satisfaction.

"Hello, Sweetie." She growled through gritted teeth.

Trying to keep his cool, the Doctor joked, "What do you think of getting a couple of pet rats?"

She narrowed her eyes at him and leaned towards him until he was pressed up against the wall. "If I were you, I'd watch your back and remember who you've just messed with. Here's a suggestion that you should take into consideration. Sleep with one eye open tonight, otherwise there might be a repeat of what happened in Cali." River whispered in his ear.

As his eyes were closed she turned and walked away, ideas for revenge already swirling around in her head.

The Doctor closed his eyes and shivered at the mention of California. That wasn't his most pleasant memory. By the time he opened his eyes, all he saw was one of her heels disappearing around a corner.

The Doctor swallowed nervously and bit his lip. Why did he have to go and do this? Of all of the things he had to do to drive away boredom, he just had to go and mess with River.

The Doctor sighed as he pushed himself from his position against the wall and headed towards the console room. He knew he wasn't going to be getting any sleep tonight.

Both women took showers after leaving their husbands, and met up afterwards, eager for revenge.

By the time midnight rolled around, they had their plan in order and couldn't wait for tomorrow, because revenge was best served below freezing.

A/N Okay so that's it, I hoped you enjoyed reading it as much as I liked writing it. =) I've started a sequel, and I'll see if I can finish it tonight, or at least post some of it then. Please review!

Oh, and before I forget, the sequel is called Revenge Is Best Served Below Freezing. Thanks! =)