A/N: Chazz just won't give up, will he? And why is he still trusting Atticus for help? He's obviously poking fun at him. At least, I hope so. If Atty is serious, then he needs to get to know his sister better…

Disclaimer: I do not own GX. Partial credit to Angel Duelist 153 for the comic we made in September. XD Goood times, my friend, goooood times!


Plan D:
"Well, the last plan bombed," Chazz muttered as he stormed down the hall to where Atticus was sitting.

"Atticus!" he snapped.

The older Rhodes looked up and grinned. "Hey, Chazz, what's up?"
"What's up?" Chazz snarled, "Did you not see what happened? Did you not hear? How can you be so calm after all that? Won't you at least apologize for tricking me like that?"

"Oh, Chazzy, Chazzy, Chazzy…" Atticus sighed, shaking his head, "I never meant any harm. I was only trying to help. Look, let me make it up to you. I have another piece of information, that is, if you want it."

"No, I most certainly do not." Chazz muttered, sticking his nose vainly in the air. "I'd rather not take advice from fools such as you."

"Oh, that was harsh. C'mon, Chazzy…"

"Fine!" he snapped, "If it will shut you up and if it will work. Be serious about this. This is a life and death matter to me, thank you."
"Ok, Chazz, I promise it'll work. Ok, Alexis just loves babies…so why don't you become one and she'll love you?"

"That is the stupidest idea I've yet to hear come out of that wretched mouth."

"Aww, come on, Chazz, I'm dead serious. I promise."

"Fine!" he snapped. "But just so long as you aren't pulling my leg."

"Hey, I swear I'm not." Atticus beamed.

Chazz muttered something incoherent, yet it sounded as though he might've just called Atticus a very insulting name. Nevertheless, he foolishly took the older Rhodes' advice.

Going back to the website, he ordered 'Baby Potion.' Just as last time, it came flying out through the printer as soon as the transaction was completed. He drank some, ignoring the instructions once more, all the while muttering terrible things about Atticus. He was instantly transformed into a baby in a sparkly pink poof of smoke.

"Dammit," he thought, "How am I gonna get Alexis to see me?"

He managed to crawl out of his room. Thankfully for him, Alexis was standing nearby, waiting for Zane.

She glanced in his direction and did a double take. He smiled sweetly up at her, working all his charm on her.

"AWWWWW!!!!!" She swooned, momentarily growing puppy ears and a tail.

Picking him up, she cuddled him and talked to him, still doting on him.

"Lil' sweetheart…." She murmured, kissing him on the top of the head, "I like you as a baby, but not as a boyfriend."

He giggled and blushed, more than amused. Finally, his plan had worked! Maybe Atticus wasn't such a bad guy, after all.

At that moment, he disappeared in another sparkly pink cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared, Alexis' eyes widened.

"That beast!" she thought, "I'll kill him!...Ack! I can't hold him up…."

"Aww, crap." Chazz muttered, still blushing.

For a moment, she could only gawk at him, while she still had her lips glued to his temple. Her knees began to buckle under his weight. She finally dropped him.

SMACK!!!!!

"OUCH!!!!" He rubbed the sore, red spot on his cheek.

She stormed away, peeved.

"Crap." He growled, "Now Atticus got me in more trouble! DAMN YOU, ATTICUS RHODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


A/N: XDDDDDD Damn you, Atty, indeed! How dare you give him such terrible advice! I bet Atty knew that would happen. : ) He's probably laughing his ass off at Chazz and saying something like "I can't believe he fell for it!" XD At least, I hope he is. If anyone actually thought that could work, they're stupid. XD