Disclaimer: I WON'T DISCLAIM!!! I OWN NARUTO!!! DATTEBAYO! (bows) hehe… Anyways, I'm just kidding… The truth is Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto! Not me, okay…?
Author's Note: PLEASE READ! Naruto's a female. Also, in case you forgot… Sasuke and I came up with Naruto's girl name, so you must remember! (I'm being delusional...lol^^)
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Chapter4 – Everyone, meet Koharu.
Konoha's Marketplace, the place where you can buy things you need in your everyday life like foods, clothes, weapons and other stuff. Within this part of Konoha, many different sounds can be heard, like the sound of hurried footsteps, talking and chattering of people, cries of vendors, etc. However, today we take a look at a certain shop where two people are currently standing in front of it. One is a guy whose dark hair is stylized into a duck-butt fashion while the other is a girl whose hair is blond and tied in pigtails. Said girl started running towards the shop's windows.
"Sasuke-temeee!!! Look! Look! We're here!! We're here!!" squealed the girl as she bounced happily looking at the fox plushy that's been displayed on the window. She seemed looking forward to buy it. The guy who was just called 'Sasuke-teme' a while ago glared at the blond.
"Sasuke, you coming?" the blond girl who's real identity is a guy named Naruto turned to look at Sasuke, head tilting slightly in a questioning manner.
Sasuke sighed, he felt somewhat pissed, especially when the blond freed himself from his hand and ran towards the shop. No, he's not angry he's just irritated from the fact that the warmth from his hand earlier is gone. He has no issues in holding hands but, one can't deny the need to have physical contact sometimes, right? Even our dear passive seme, I mean teme needs it too especially if it's with a certain…-blond.
After contemplating or something, Sasuke walked towards Naruto and casually draped his arm over the blond's shoulders. Naruto tensed for a second, but then relaxed afterwards and even decided to slightly lean on the Uchiha. Both of them entered the shop, with the Uchiha's arm still perched above the now smaller and feminine shoulders of his bestfriend/rival/pretend girlfriend. Their relationships kinda weird,ne?
Anyways, hearing the opening of the door and tinkling of the wind chimes, the store clerk instantly turned around to greet them both.
"Welcome! How may I help y-…"
Sasuke and Naruto both stared at the store clerk and wondered why she stopped in mid sentence. The reason? It's because, the store clerk was instantly attracted towards Sasuke. She did not even see who's with the raven or rather where the raven's arm is perched on.
'Uwaaa! This must be what they call love at first sight!! So gorgeous! So handsome! Kyaaa! This is it! My destiny! My one true love!!! He's the one!'
After squealing inside her thoughts, she recomposed herself, smoothed her uniform and walked towards the Uchiha wearing her most cute facial expression and most brilliant smiles. Sasuke just raised his eyebrows and half stared and half glared at the store clerk.
"Uhm, Good morning sir, welcome to Hachikuro Shop. How may I help y-…" The girl stopped in mid sentence again as her gaze landed on Sasuke's outstretched arm. She traced his arm slowly, keeping track where that wondrous manly arm is currently settled in and discovered a blue eyed blond staring at her curiously.
'WHO'S THAT GIRL? DON'T TELL ME IT'S HIS GIRLFRIEND?!?!?' seeing Naruto, her fantasies crumbled to pieces. She crouched into a corner and sobbed dejectedly.
"Why?...Why?...uuuu…"
"Uhm, hey…You look like your in pain…Are you okay?"
The store clerk looked up to see the 'raven's girlfriend' crouching over her with worry in her ocean blue eyes. The girl couldn't help but admire her beauty and even accepted that she can't defeat this girl inside and out. She straightened up and gave Naruto her winning smile. Naruto was relieved and smiled in response.
"Uhm, I'm okay. Just…Just tired."
"Oh. Well then, you should take a rest!"
"No,no, I can't. My shift will be over soon though. So, it's okay. Thanks for worrying miss…uhm, what's your name?"
"Naruto, call me Naru- mmmph!"
"She's Koharu!" interfered Sasuke, covering the blond's mouth in the process. Realizing that he just acted weirdly, he released Naruto.
"I mean, her name is Koharu. Excuse her, because sometimes if she likes something, she wants people to call her with the name of that something she likes."
He then slightly poked the blonde's forehead and smiled forcefully with the annoyed twitching of his eyes. Naruto opened his mouth to retort but somewhat took it back when Sasuke glared harshly back with a glint in his eyes that speaks, you're-dead meat-if-you-blow-up-our-cover! Naruto gulped and scratched the back of his female head sheepishly.
"Oh, yeah! Right! Hahaha! Sorry!" Naruto laughed nervously remembering that he's supposed to be Koharu, Sasuke's pretend girlfriend.
Oblivious to the situation, the girl continued her duties as the store clerk. Having already moved on from her heartbreak, she politely asked what they came for and Naruto pointed out that he wanted to buy the fox plushy that's currently displayed on the window store. The girl nodded and signaled Naruto to follow her leaving Sasuke alone wandering and looking at the things the store has.
After that, the two bought their purchase and left the store. Naruto turned around and waved at the girl when Sasuke pulled his hand indicating that they should go now. The store clerk waved in return, smiling as she did so and went back inside the shop.
'That Koharu is really nice. I didn't even feel bad from my instant heartbreak. Anyways, they are really cute together. Hm? And what about that Naruto she said back then? Isn't that the name of the fishcake that's on ramen? Hmm…'
Meanwhile, the duo was taking their time strolling along some other shops and even buying some other things. As they continue on, they reached Konoha's Village Square and decided to take a rest on one of the benches that's been shaded by a tree. Sasuke dumped the things they bought on the other end of the bench and sat on the other leaving a space fit for another person beside him.
Sasuke looked at the standing blond and patted the space beside him. Getting what Sasuke meant, Naruto walked slowly towards the raven and sat on the space provided for him. His eyes widened a bit when he discovered that their space between each other is so close making him quite fidgety and a slight blush unexpectedly formed in his now unwhiskered cheeks. Sasuke looked at the blond from the corner of his eyes and smirked. Leaning on the backrest, he closed his eyes and tuned out the sounds of the day.
Naruto stared at Sasuke and thought that the Uchiha was asleep so he decided to keep quiet so as not to disturb his ex-teammate and looked at people passing by. But, after a minute or so, Sasuke heard a low grumble and opened his eyes only to find Naruto holding his tummy and glaring at it looking like he's scolding it to stop making noises or something.
"Hungry?" Naruto quickly turned his head towards Sasuke making his pigtails sway towards the same direction his head turned to.
"Ah. Did I wake you up? My stomach's complaining so… Yeah… I'm hungry…!" he embarrassingly laughed but stopped when Sasuke suddenly stood up.
"Sasuke?"
"Wait for me here, I'll buy food for both of us since it's already lunch time."
"Hey, take me with you!"
"No." And with that, Sasuke walked away leaving the blond behind.
Naruto pouted and squinted his eyes as he stared at Sasuke's receding back and scratched his cheek. Sighing, he hunched low on the bench's backrest and stared at the sky. Then, he turned his head to look at the shopping bags and reached for a certain blue one with fancy letters forming the name Hachikuro printed on it. Taking a look inside the bag, a smile formed on his face as he glided her hand over the fuzzy texture of the fox stuff toy Sasuke bought for him earlier, making a mental note to thank Sasuke properly when he comes back.
Suddenly, his view caught on something and his eyes widened as she saw a group of girls pass by him, one of the girls gave him an odd look and he couldn't help but feel scared as he recognized them all.
They are all "SASUKE FANGIRLS"!!! Alarming sounds in his head sounded and Inner Naruto ran around screaming,
"Everyone, hide!!! Run for your lives!! This is not a drill, I repeat. This is not a drill!!"
Naruto got nervous but then realized that he's in his girl form so he's safe. However, of all the worst case that can happen, the 'fangirls' all stopped and walked towards where he is sitting.
'Oh my, did they found out? Am I too obvious? Did my jutsu countered? What to do…! What to do…! Where the heck are you now, bastard! Sasuke! If I get hurt, I am so gonna kill you!'
Naruto who's busy silently screaming deathly threats towards Sasuke, did not notice that the girls are now in front of him. He only did when his view became somewhat darker and looked up to see the girls looking at him with…
...admiration in their eyes…
"…huh…?"
The girls squealed and swarmed around him,
"Kya! You're so cute!" said a certain red-haired girl. Naruto was dumbstruck.
"What's your name? I've never seen you before." asked a blonde one.
"Uhm…I'm…" Naruto tried to answer but was interrupted by another girl.
"You must tell us what you're applying to your skin! It's so flawless! I'm so jealous!" cried a violet eyed one.
"Yeah! She even had beautiful blue eyes! How pretty!" cried another.
He was about to speak once again when he was bombarded by many questions about girly stuffs and praises hat he couldn't insert to.
'WHAT THE HECK?!?' cried Naruto in his mind and decided to calm down since it's obvious that the girls didn't know it's him.
He then decided to go on with the flow and tried to answer all their questions. It's really hard, you know? Considering he's really a guy and he had to make up stories of what kind of life he lives, where he bought his clothes, how he applies make up, what time does he sleep, what kind of shower bubbles he uses, does he put oil-free mask before he sleeps, and other girly rituals that even female knowledge from Sakura cannot fathom.
But, all these came to an end when one of them asked him a question:
"Hey, Koharu. Do you know Sasuke Uchiha?" Naruto stared at her and then to the others.
"Uhm…yeah…"
"So?" asked the girl. Naruto raised his eyebrows. "So…what?"
"So, what do you think of him?"
Naruto started to panic as he saw them looking so eager on what would his answer be. I mean, come on! What would his answer will be? If he would tell what he really thinks about the Uchiha like being a stuck-up prick and all, these girls will totally have an all out defense about Sasuke. If he would say things on what a Sasuke fangirl would say, they would drag him to the depths of their horrifying Sasuke Lovers world.
Shaking, he tried to speak but words just won't come out. One of them saw his uneasiness and asked if he's okay when someone called his 'fake name'…
"Koharu?"
All of them turned their heads towards where the voice came from and saw the one and only Sasuke Uchiha looking at them apprehensively holding a bag of take outs for two. Naruto was about to greet the Uchiha when in a blink of an eye, he found himself alone in the bench and the girls are all crowding around Sasuke. Sighing, he remained sitted on the bench and waited for Sasuke to bring him his lunch.
At Sasuke's part, the cooing and the asking out started. Then, the fighting and the proclaiming of being Sasuke's one true love were next. Naruto just calmly waited, looking quite amused but hid it in case Sasuke saw him enjoying the Uchiha's misery.
"WILL YOU ALL JUST STOP?!?!!" it was Sasuke's voice. Hearing the sudden outburst from the brunet, Naruto stood up. His eyes are now showing concern for the Uchiha. Deciding to help, he walked towards the horde of girls but stopped when he heard Sasuke speak again.
"I already have someone. Don't you all get it? I can't and will never go out with any of you." Sasuke's voice was stern and final.
All of Sasuke's fangirls went wide eyed and some even had their mouths open in disbelief of what they had just heard from their beloved Sasuke-kun.
"Y-you're kidding r-right, Sasuke-kun?" said the leader of the group.
"No, I'm not. And when would all of you get that I don't like either one of you?" replied Sasuke in a bored tone.
"No! We know you're just joking Sasuke-kun! Demo, if what you say is true, then do you know the 'saying, seeing is believing'?"
Sasuke smirked. "So, you want proof, huh..?" All the girls' faces looked down in defeat and some even had tears forming in their eyes.
Sasuke left the girls and walked towards Naruto. Naruto looked at him incredulously giving him a very confused stare. Sasuke stopped in front of him but somewhat way too close for Naruto's standards. Is one feet apart too close for you?
"Hey, dob-... I mean, koi. Here's your lunch, sorry if I took so long." said Sasuke, smiling softly. The fangirls' eyes widened and the breaking of their hearts can be heard. They even cried when they saw Sasuke stroked Naruto's hair lovingly. Naruto took the bags and took hold of Sasuke's hand. Fangirls gasped. Some are not breathing regularly.
"It's okay,Sasu. Thank you very much for bothering to go that far for me." replied Naruto, slightly blushing like a shy schoolgirl. (1)
All the girls are in the state of shock and then the final blow hit them when Sasuke snaked his arms around the blonde's waist and softly pulled her in a hug. He turned around to look at them with emotionless eyes and smirked.
"Everyone, meet my girlfriend. Koharu Kurokawa."
Sasuke gave Naruto a quick peck on the lips.
Fangirls fainted. Sasuke smirked an "I win." smirk and Naruto's mouth formed an 'o'.
'Wow! Never thought these would be their reactions! Wait-... Did-... Did Sasuke just kissed me?!?'
-Owari-
Author's Note: (1) Haha! These two are really GOOD ACTORS!!! (gives Sasuke and Naruto a thumb's up)
Anyways, do you know that Koharu (little spring time) Kurokawa (black river) is my Japanese name? Haha! I don't know if it's true. But, this is the result when I took a certain test about generating your name in Japanese. I forgot what website it was though…
So, anyways… I apologize for this chapter… I'm really not satisfied of what I just wrote. Stupid releasing of report cards! Making a mess out of my mind! But, it's good though to know that my grades went up! Yosh! Anyways, I promise to try and do better! Keep on supporting me! Thanks for the reviews. If possibly, review more! Let me hear what you think… Ja! ;D
