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QUESTION OF THE WEEK! QUESTION OF THE WEEK! QUESTION OF THE WEEK!

This one is sorta personal and you don't have to ask, though it is sorta general, but I just wanna know. Are you a girl or a boy? Once again, if you answer the question you get a cyber cake, cookie or candy!

Hermione stomped off down the hall, heading towards her room, and not really paying attention to where she was going. Lost in her thoughts, she headed into her common room and weaved her way to her room.

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Draco and Blaise were in the heads common room when Hermione walked into the room, completely ignoring the two boys, and then, like it was a perfectly normal thing to do, she walked into Draco's room.

Draco pushed Blaise, "go ask mudblood what's wrong!" Blaise looked at him like he was mental.

"No, why would I want to?" Blaise sneered.

"Because, she just went into my room and she's dirtying up the whole thing!"

"So, why don't you go kick her out?"

"Because I told you to, and…" Draco pulled out his wand quickly.

Blaise raised an eyebrow at him, and then said, "Fine, why don't we both go?"

Draco thought for a second then nodded that made sense to him. "Ok." They both headed towards Draco's door.

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Hermione looked around the room she was in, something wasn't right. The color! The color was all green and black and silver, but why?

'Malfoy! This is Malfoy's room! Oh my gosh, I have to get out of here!' She thought. She immediately turned around and walked towards the door.

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As they approached the door, Draco shoved Blaise so he crashed into the door, there was just one problem; Hermione opened the door at exactly the same.

Blaise fell flat on top of Hermione, and it took a little while for them to register what had happened. Blaise sat up, so he was straddling Hermione, and he pinned down Hermione's arms with his hands.

"Wow!" said Blaise. "For a bookworm granger, you sure make a comfy seat!" Hermione groaned. "Hey, Draco, take a seat!"

Draco looked disgusted, "on that thing? She's a mudblood!"

"Get up! I can barely breath, and, as much as it would surprise you, this hurts!"

"Then again, if it causes her pain, of course I'll sit down!" he did, then commented once more. "Wow, your right, for a mudblood, she is comfy!"

Draco looked at the squirming girl under him, then looked at Blaise. "Since we're on the topic, (A/N: I LOVE that, soo funny, and yes, I wrote and came up with that) why are you in my dorm?"

Hermione bent her head so she could look at the two Slytherin boys sitting on her lap. "I thought it was mine." Hermione stated simply.

"Draco, personally, I don't believe her." Blaise smirked to Draco.

"I agree, everyone calls her smart…" he turned to Hermione. "You are supposed to be the smart one, right? So, how'd you end up in my room?"

Hermione glared at them. "I don't know, now would you please get up?" Hermione asked in the nicest tone possible when you have your two worst enemies on top of you.

"No, we need some answers!" said Draco.

"I don't have answers, I have questions, but none that I would ask you!"

"We don't care about your stupid questions, we just want some answers!" said Blaise.

Hermione sighed. "I already told you, I don't know!"

Draco and Blaise shared a look. "Do we have to be a little more persuasive?" asked Blaise lifting up an eyebrow. Draco got the hint.

"You know mudblood, Blaise and I do have a certain… reputation, let's say. We have no limits on how to get what we want! We will get information by any means possible, so spill or I'll let Zambini loose!" Draco smirked.

Hermione's eye's widened slightly, but she shook her head. "I'd like to see him try."

Blaise raised an eyebrow. "Are you so sure about that mudblood? You might just regret that." Blaise said as he got up and stretched, then unbuttoned his shirt and took it off yawning, as Draco did the same thing, still sitting on top of Hermione.

"Wow, torturing mudbloods to give us information really does get you hot!" said Draco, his signature smirk playing across his lips.

Blaise started towards Hermione before Draco stopped him with a question.

"Hey Blaise, what color are you boxers?" Blaise looked at Draco like he was crazy for a second, before he smiled slyly.

"I don't remember, hey mudblood, why don't you find out for me?"

"Ahhh! You two are crazy! Why do you wanna know anyway?" screamed Hermione.

"Cause your in my room and it's fun to torture you." Draco said calmly.

Hermione thought quickly, but her only thought was to have both of her enemies stay off of her and running out of that room as fast as possible. "Well, now how can I check if you on top of me?" Hermione shot out quickly. 'As soon as he gets up, run out of the room. As soon as he gets up, run out of the room…' Hermione kept on thinking to herself as Draco and Blaise shared a look.

Apparently they agreed on something for soon Draco got off of her. As she started running away, Draco caught her and spun her around. "Now, now granger, we can't have you breaking your promises. You said you would find out what color they were." Draco 'walked' Hermione over in front of Blaise; Draco was too strong for Hermione to break free of his hold.

"Granger, you should consider yourself lucky, many girls would love to be in your position right now." I bet they would,' thought Hermione 'their two worst enemies half-naked in front of you and being forced to pull down their pants. Wow, I really am lucky!' she thought sarcastically. 'Though, many would be forcing the boys to pull down their pants, instead of the other way around.'

Draco and Hermione were now right in front of Blaise. Draco placed Hermione's hands on Blaise's waist and then blocked the door. Blaise wrapped his arms around Hermione's neck to keep her from going anywhere. His mouth came right next to her ear. "Get started." He whispered.

Hermione slowly pulled off Blaise's pants; Blaise's grip was just as strong. Hermione let out a breath she hadn't realized she was holding. "There, now can I go?"

"No, for one, you haven't cracked under our torture, and two you haven't told us the color yet." Draco said smugly.

It was true. Hermione had avoided looking down for the past five minuets.

She glanced down quickly. "Black!"

"Wrong!" said Blaise with a smirk on his face. "Now you have to answer one of our questions."

"No fair, they so are black!" Blaise smirked again.

"No, mudblood, their dark green!"

"Fine, I was thinking about Ron's birthday party, so I sorta lost where I was going."

"Somehow, I don't quite believe you. I guess you still need to be persuaded."

Hermione pulled away from Blaise and ran for the door, when a cold metal thing around her neck jerked her back. While Blaise had held her, Draco had put a metal cuff around her neck that attached to a chain, which was circled around Draco's bedpost. "Now mudblood, don't try that again. You still don't know what color my boxers are." Said Draco coming to stand in front of her.

"Or how good of a kisser I am." Said Blaise coming to stand right behind Draco. Hermione backed up from them until her back hit the wall, Draco stood right in front of her once more, and Blaise walked forward again.

Draco smirked at Hermione. "It's my turn." He whispered. He stared her in the eyes while moving Hermione hands to his waist.

Hermione snapped. "Fine, fine, fine, fine, FINE!" Draco and Blaise smirked at each other, then at Hermione.

"I was so deep in thought that I thought I was going to my room when I was actually going to yours."

"What were you so deep in thought about?" prodded Draco.

"Harry and Ron." Hermione mumbled quickly.

"What?" Blaise said with a sly smile.

"HARRY AND RON!" Hermione screamed.

"What have Potty and Weasel done now?"

"I'm not telling you, this is my personal life, and you are my enemies, why would I tell you!"

"Ooh, cranky now are we? But, I don't know if they teach mudbloods manners, but when you go into other's people houses, you respect them. That's the same thing for a room. You were already rude by coming in here, without my permission, so don't be even more rude." Draco ended his short speech, then looked pointedly at Hermione.

Hermione sighed, and looked at them. "Well, I'm not sure if they teach unwanted stuck up purebloods manners, but it rather rude to pry into someone's private life." Hermione glared pointedly at Draco, mocking him.

"Seriously, mudblood, do we really have to repeat what just happened in here? I thought you would have learned your lesson!" Blaise added in with a sigh.

Hermione muttered something incoherently. "What was that?" asked Blaise.

"They called me something that got me really mad."

"And…?" said Draco.

"And what? I just told you every bloody thing that just happened to me!"

"And what did they call you?" finished Draco.

Hermione sighed, knowing they would get it out of her anyway. "A know-it-all mudblood." A tear trickled down her cheek at the memory.

"Wow, some friends you got, but nice choice on the name, really." Said Draco thoughtfully.

"Can I go now?" asked Hermione wearily.

"Hmmm… yeah, we got everything we wanted, Draco let her go."

Draco waved his wand, and the chain disappeared. "Later know-it-all mudblood!"

"Whatever, ferret!" Hermione walked towards the door, opened it, and then slammed it shut.

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Hermione went to the great hall early the next morning. She quickly ate her breakfast to avoid Harry and Ron.

As she walked down the hallway to go back to her room, (A/N: it's Saturday, for those who didn't know) she passed Draco and Blaise.

"Know it all." Acknowledged Blaise.

"Mudblood." Draco added.

"Ferret." She said to Draco, and then looked at Blaise. "They so were black!" she said quickly before closing the portrait to her common room.

When she got up to her room, she thought about what she had said to Weasley and Potter, 'I'll show you!'

'I have to find a way to prove them wrong.' Hermione mused all her options before going to ask for help.

Hermione went into Draco's room, and she couldn't believe she was doing this. "Malfoy?" she called out. No answer. "She heard some rustling from behind the bed, so she continued. "I really don't want to do this, but I have to. I wanna get back at Potter and Weasley, but I'm not so sure how. So…I'm asking for your help."

"I'll help you granger, but I'm not Malfoy!"

A/N: yes! I finished!

A NOTE TO FICCIEBOY!

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