"And we're back!" Axel says to the crowd. They cheer.
"Our first prank is from…. KEY OF MEMORIES!" Roxas calls out.
key-to-memories
Dye Marluxia's hair a Darth Vader Mask on Xemnas's head while he is I will figure out some thing. I have high expectations for this story.
"All right! We got a double prank this time." Xion cheers.
"Now. We'll be splitting up this time, so… ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!" "ROCK!"
"PAPER!"
"SCISSORS!"
Axel has rock, Roxas has paper, Namine has scissors, Demyx has rock, and Xion has paper.
"alright! Namine, go buy some dye." Namine nods and vanishes.
"XION! ROXAS! You're on the Vader team." Axel commands.
"YES SIR!" They pull out a mask and vanish.
"Let's watch folks." The screen on the wall flashes, and it shows Roxas and Xion sneaking around the Castle.
"SHH!!" Xion giggles.
"Here." They sneak into the infirmary, where Xemnas was sleeping off the medicine that Vexen had given him.
"This is pay back time, Xemmy." Xion sticks the mask on and then Roxas winks at her.
"Here." He pulls out a fully cosplay set and they rapidly strip Xemnas and put it on him. They vanish.
"You know, he has very interesting undies!" Xion laughs when they come back.
"Yeah, I wonder who would buy him heart covered boxers?" Roxas laughs and blushes slightly.
"I bought the dye." Namine holds it up.
"SWEET! Dem Dem, we're on." Axel takes it and Demyx nods.
"LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT!" He cheers and the pair vanishes.
"Watch the camera, we managed to hack into the security system so we could take any videos of us off the records." Namine explains to the crowd. She types on a keyboard and it zooms in on Demyx talking to Marluxia on his bed.
"Heeey, Marluxia!" Demyx says sweetly.
"What?" Marluxia's holding his stomach and groaning.
"……….I wanna play with your hair!" Demyx says innocently.
"Why?"
"Cause! It's so pretty and soft lookin'…." Demyx says, buttering up Marluxia.
"Fine. Anything to get you away from me." Marluxia closes his eyes and Axel hands Demyx the dye.
"So soft! What conditioner do you use?" Demyx asks.
"I don't know, Namine got it for me." Marluxia says and falls asleep. In a few minutes, Demyx rubs the dye into Marluxia's scalp and it rapidly turns into a raven dark color.
"DONE! His hair really IS very soft." Demyx says and rinses his hands.
"Hehehe… Can't wait to see his face." Marluxia stirs at the sound of Axel's voice.
"Eight?" He mutters and rubs his eyes.
"….Nooo… this is …. Uh…Marly." Axel says nervously.
"Oh really?" Marluxia yawns.
"Uh… yeah. From ……… A Christmas Carol." Axel lies.
"…………." Marluxia raises a (NOW BLACK) eyebrow.
"…. Boo." Axel vanishes with Demyx.
"We're dead!" Demyx cheers.
"Yup. Don't look so happy." Axel scolds Xion.
"What?! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! … but can I have your radio if Marly kills you?" She asks.
"Whatever."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXEL!!!" Marluxia's voice screams, echoing throughout the Castle.
"SCORE!" Axel and Demyx high five.
"Our next review and prank…" Namine reads it out loud.
deathtanker18
okey put larxene's hair short and maybe float her on a lake when she wakes up, she'll fall into the water hehehehehehehe
"I LOVE YOU GUYS! BOO YEAH! MORE MESSING WITH LARXY!" Axel cheers.
"Deathtanker18, you made a little boy VERY happy today." Roxas laughs.
"TO THE AXELMOBILE!" Axel vanishes.
"He means his Gummy ship." The crew (except Namine, she's keeping track of the reviews) vanishes.
Larxene's Room
"Mm….. Zzzzzz….Zz……I'm gonna strangle you…" Larxene mutters in her sleep. Dismembering people was a lot of hard work on a girl.
"Too easy." Axel winks and picks her up. She doesn't stir.
"You know, it'd be WAAAY too easy to rape Larxene since she's such a heavy sleeper." Demyx comments.
"Gross. You. Perv." Xion says in shock.
"I'm just repeating what Xigbar said!" Demyx says. They carry their "Sleeping Beauty" onto the ship and they bring her to Destiny Islands. They blow up an inflatable mattress and stick her on it. They float it out to sea.
"Aww… Buh bye Larxy!" Axel gives her a salute. In the background, they hear Sora and Riku screaming, followed by the noise of girls cheering.
"….Mmm…. What?" Larxene opens a sleepy blue eye. She sits up and looks around.
"MOTHERFU-" She starts to scream but a wave splashes the mattress, and she slips into the water.
"BOO YEAH!" The crew cheers and they vanish.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Larxene howls, electricity sparking above her.
Studio
"Alight guys, we've done enough damage. And I'm sure Forbidden needs us to help her with Return of The Organization." Axel says.
"See ya in the next episode! And our reviews that we'll be showing….. ARE!"
"Soulful100, Smverduzco, and ShadowAngelLeiter!" Roxas reads out.
"Stay tuned!"
