A/N: The one-shot. Heh. I think you'll love it.

NOTICE: THERE IS NO ONESHOT. BECAUSE NO ONE

BOUGHT THE UNIT. BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES BARRAGAN. DEAL WITH IT.

We became severely under-staffed when the Segunda Assembly Line was introduced. There were many unexplained character deaths, protests, riots, strikes, mobs, assassinations, sieges, up-risings, empowerment complaints, seven coups, a crater and a mosh pit as a result. The site of the Segunda Assembly Line is Chernobyl X 3, and there are suspected WMD's within the concealed barriers constructed and funded by Kisuke Urahara, because we all know that is ultimately reliable, safe and has absolutely no chance of backfiring or betraying otherwise.

Complaints not tolerated.

A/N: Two things! Check out Sinsanity's "What Cruel Irony", and my "How To Annoy Sousuke Aizen: The Fanfiction". Otherwise, review!